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Old 2009-12-16, 13:07
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2009 Tabie Awards!

Put on your best and get ready to roll out the red carpet (unzip 'em, Paddy) because it's time for the 2009 MT awards!

Copy the following and paste it in your post with your results. Multiple nominations are accepted.

Members:
* Most Irritating Member
* Least Irritating N00b
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole
* Most attractive

General:
* Best Avatar
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.
* Most likely to go to hell

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009
* Biggest Cunt
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Old 2009-12-16, 13:35
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member DYSTOPIA
* Least Irritating N00b -
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch Gomli

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole -
* Most attractive Darko

General:
* Best Avatar myself
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. DameFraMorkum and Bob ze Metalleu
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. Dystopia
* Most likely to go to hell Paddy

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007 Infinity.
* Biggest Cunt in a good way Infinity - Darko
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Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
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Old 2009-12-16, 13:44
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The Spambots
* Least Irritating N00b
JoeYngVai dunno why
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch
L`B

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole
-
* Most attractive
CHRIS! wait no, Paddy is prettier

General:
* Best Avatar
Me
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
Bob and sometimes Nomad
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.
D-Y-S-T-O-P-I-A
* Most likely to go to hell
Dystopia

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007
Wait, 2007? I joined 2008 so... -
* Biggest Cunt
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Old 2009-12-16, 13:47
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Well to start things off, the biggest CUNT award goes to Darko for asking us for the best flaming of 2007

Members:
* Most Irritating Member- Whats his name again? Dis... wait it was dys... dystopifag

* Least Irritating N00b- Gomli

* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch- LBXXX... i mean..jklolz

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole- This wasn't a very eventful year with the absence of FBS and PST not being around so much. But FBS's spirit still lingers around, so he gets my vote.

* Most attractive- Close battle between MTM and Paddy. I've never seen Paddy, but he is damn good lucking on the nights he decides to interrupt my dreams

General:
* Best Avatar- Bia's because you can almost see her crotch.

* Best Signature- MTM, haha. Cheers to Mansley for maintaining the album of the day for so long too!

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence- powersofterror and fbs, get your arses back for a visit.

* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life- This is a tough one...

* Most likely to go to hell- Paddy for his midget molestation... May there be little Devil midgets by your side.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009- Easily the Iwrestledabearonce thread. The fans attacked in numbers, and we destroyed them by our few!
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Old 2009-12-16, 14:13
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Fixed the 2007 typo. OOPSIES!
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Old 2009-12-16, 14:41
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member-I guess Dystopia's Ameriaca rant landed him there
* Least Irritating N00b-did we even get any noobs in 2009?
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch-no one's really been a little bitch lately either. I nominate myself.

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole
* Most attractive

General:
* Best Avatar-ME!
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.-There are way too many
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.-I guess Dystopia's Ameriaca rant landed him there
* Most likely to go to hell-Paddy. Sodomy is a sin, dear.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009-The I wrestled a bear once battle.
* Biggest Cunt-I guess Dystopia's Ameriaca rant landed him there
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.

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Old 2009-12-17, 07:17
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Dystopia
* Least Irritating N00b - Gomli
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch - Bob
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - (None)
* Most attractive - Paddy

General:
* Best Avatar - Gomli
* Best Signature - (I'm too lazy to look through them all right now)
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - sixsicsix
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - Dystopia
* Most likely to go to hell - This is a tough decision between me, Paddy, and Gomli, considering the things we all did to each other during that five hour threesome last summer... may the lord have mercy on our souls

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009 - (I have no goddamn idea)
* Biggest Cunt - Dystopia
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-12-17, 08:36
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* Best Flaming of 2009 - Everyone vs. TimeDragon (if that was this year)
* Biggest Cunt - Dystopia
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Old 2009-12-17, 15:31
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I think you're all Bozos so I can't vote.
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Old 2009-12-17, 20:45
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most attractive? what the fuck?
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Old 2009-12-17, 21:24
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most attractive? what the fuck?

Oh admit it Truth, you're just upset because you can't nominate yourself
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-12-17, 23:37
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Is Paddy even a mod?
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Old 2009-12-18, 02:59
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No, no. He couldn't be. I'm sure of it. His having moderator status and powers is clearly just some sort of oversight.

This doesn't seem to have been much of a year when it comes to the usual pyrotechnics of flamings and mod Nazis and so on. There's not really much of a pool for any of these categories, what with the drastic reduction in regulars in the wake of the spam-clogging. We should probably just vote on last year's shit and call it a night.
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Old 2009-12-18, 06:33
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Yea, definitely seems to be a lull in activity.
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Old 2009-12-18, 07:46
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Is Paddy even a mod?

Yes, I'm pretty sure he is now.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-12-18, 08:27
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VOTE!
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Old 2009-12-18, 12:59
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He is and he isn't.
Maybe it's because all of you are just getting older and your tolerances are getting better.
I think if anyone should get an award it's PST for most dramatic change. Someone slip him some downs or what?
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2009-12-18, 15:53
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Oh admit it Truth, you're just upset because you can't nominate yourself


No way man, i can't compete with you studs
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Old 2009-12-18, 17:40
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No way man, i can't compete with you studs

This is true. I think I should definitely win most attractive member, hands down.

Recent photo of me.

LIEK MY GUNZ?!? AND I DON'T MEAN TEH FIREARMS...

I jest, that isn't me
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-12-18, 19:39
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This is true. I think I should definitely win most attractive member, hands down.

Recent photo of me.

LIEK MY GUNZ?!? AND I DON'T MEAN TEH FIREARMS...

I jest, that isn't me

we need to have a hottub brofest. god, that would be so hot. and not hot as in hot water.
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