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Anybody who types "u" instead of you. I don't care if I've said this before. U is not a word. You is. ADD TWO LETTERS.
Weightloss commercials. Now most people I talk to also dislike these. But seriously, somebody has to be buying this garbage for there to be a constant barrage of new commercials weekly. If there was some magic pill that made you lose 80 pounds in a week it would be on every news show in America. Think for a little bit. Image if there is an exercise machine that worked out every muscle in your body and required only 3 minutes of use. Try and pretend that it really works. Now, why would this thing be advertised at 11:30 PM for half an hour on UPN? Wouldn't it be all over the place? Why do you idiots continue to stock up on this garbage?
Whenver I watch IMUS in the morning, there's always adds for MSNBC.
IMUS is broadcasted on MSNBC.
WHY?! What advertising executive came up with the bright idea to advertise your channel on your own channel?
Gum. Gum is ok every now and then, but for the most part all it does is make your next meal taste minty. Besides, the whole point of putting something in your mouth is eating it, not chewing for a while then getting rid of it.
"Sally has a jar of 20 jelly beans. She only likes orange jelly beans. There are 5 orange, 5 lime, 5 licorice and 5 grape. How many does she have to pull before she is guaranteed an orange flavored jelly bean?" Find a better premise for your math problem. The reason they color jelly beans is specifically this, so that little Sally doesnt have to solve a math problem every time she wants an orange one.
Shirts that say "quality manufactured outwear/apparel/goods". Just because your t shirt costs 40 bucks doesn't make it a quality manufactured outerwear garment for sports activites. I want to see a t shirt that says "This cost 5 bucks at walmart and is made out of half polyster." That'd be great.
"Coinkydink". It's not a word, stop it.
Cuckoo clocks. Why would someone want a clock that sounds like a bird? Why do people like clocks that make noise in general? If a guy followed you around your house and tapped you on the shoulder every 15 minutes and said "hey man, 15 minutes just passed" you'd kick him out of the house. But when it's a piece of wood on the wall it's admirable.
Good charlotte, all pop punk, pop ups more than anything, school, teachers who don't know what they are talking about, teachers who can't teach, block scheduling, summer heat, humidity, when tv channels move the times of my favorite shows around, when football games run into the simpsons on fox,when air conditioners don't work, viruses, the GATOR company for all it's irritating spyware, when computers don't work,changing guitar strings,updating this, most people, the kids that walk around in the mall wearing korn hoodies that think they're so hardcore, the 20 year olds that hang out at the dance dance machine all day long (Get a job), people who talk to much, people who i don't know IMing me, faking a smile, fake laughing, paying attention to people, slipknot, any form of music that fakes what it is, people who don't respect other people, thunder and lightning at night time, going to phsyical therapy, rain when it's not supposed to, loosing money at the track,hiccups, moths and bees and spiders, bloody noses, telemarketers, going to the doctors,
Rap songs that revolve around one sound or word. That new r kelley song is a perfect example.
Eating lunch at 10 in the morning.
In my flex there's 29 people on c days, and 7 on a days. Why wouldn't they switch the schedules around to even things out?The typical IM conversation: Hey, Hey, what's up? nothing much you? nothing. End of conversation. Don't bother me unless you have something to ask or say.
When roadrunner goes down. No one pays a premium for constant internet access to have it shut down every now and then.
Font that hurts your eyes. Like pink on green.
www._____.cjb.net popups.
Viruses, trojans,worms. Any computer problems.
Being alergic to things.
Having to wait 80 minutes for a class to end.
People Who Type With All Capital Letters Because They Think They Are Smart.
People who say they play an instrument but really don't.
People who say they listen to all kinds of music. What they mean is they switch between MTV and VH1.
Movies that last too long.
People that have no self confidence at all.
Anyone who laughs too hard at a joke.
People who write all over their bookbag with white out.
Taking foreign languages like French and Spanish.
Bands with bad singers. Why are people still listening to bands with singers that can't hold a note for more then a second or carry a tune?
The smell of cheap leather.
Any band that incorporates religion into music, be it for or against. Mostly for. Christian music is terrible. You can ALWAYS tell it's a Christian band.
Poor production on cds. We live in an age of digital editing, get it together and record something where you can hear the instruments seperately.
Anybody who thinks death metal is "gothic". It's an entirely different genre, before you make jokes about me wanting to kill myself or listening to korn learn about the music.
Anyone who says something was "schizo".
Anyone who puts "zz" or talks like they're from "the hood". Even if you're just kidding and think you're funny. You aren't. It isn't funny. Knock it off, moron.
Anyone who says a person is "on crack". No, they aren't. Also not funny. Once again: Knock it off, moron.
People who wear pajammas to school. Get up, shower, get dressed. Slob.
People who ask questions merely to break the silence.
Jokes about Martha Stewart decorating her jail cell. It was NOT funny the first time. It definately isn't funny hearing it for at least the 50th time.
The people that walk down the hallways and rap to themselves. What are you thinking? You steal lines from other people, you stumble with words and make a fool of yourself. You aren't a professional. I don't want to hear your shrill voice rapping about your rims and guns at 8 in the morning. Especially because you don't have either.
Anybody who quotes the Chapple show. Every day at least 2 or 3 times I hear someone imitate Chappelle immitating Rick James or Lil jon.
People talking about Bush. So many people who don't know a thing about politics complain about Bush. SHUT UP. He's not a good president. But you don't know a thing about him. Unless you study politics I don't want to hear a word from you about how he's raising taxs or complaining about the war. If I could vote I would seriously consider voting for Bush just to spite you ignorant, whining morons.
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When people say hello to you when you're a far ways away. It's bad enough being polite to someone I don't know, but I really don't want to have some idiot say hi when they're a good 20 feet down the hall. Then you have to pretend like you're looking at something on the walls.
The whole trend of things being "random". Everyone thinks it's so funny when people do something "random". The new Quizno's commercials are a good example, people love them because they're random. The MTV "Wake up" things in the morning are another good example.
Shirts that promote jobs/places. YOU DIDN'T WORK AS A SO CAL LIFEGUARD. DON'T WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS YOU DID.
Lag on Socom II. Either get a decent connection or don't play. I realize most people don't play video games and have no idea what I'm talking about , but there are few things worse than getting shot from around a corner because someone has a terrible connection.
William Hung. He isn't funny. He's obviously retarded or mentally challenged, but retarded people who can't sing well are all over. Why'd he get famous? I'm sick of seeing his face all over everything.
The whole fascination with things from the 70's and 80's. All the stupid pants and the slang is getting popular again. Along with the movies and tv shows. They were boring back then, now they're boring and dated.
Hippies. I hate everything about hippies. Their clothes,hair,music, ideas, attitudes.
Any kind of fidgeting. Tapping your fingers, whistling, humming, all of it. Sit still and act like you're older than 4.
Kill Bill. I just watched that movie, and I think it's the worst movie i've seen in the past 4-5 years. Absolutely terrible plot, extremely forced dialogue, and it was so tedious and deliberate that even the fight scenes were boring. You don't care about the main character (I think they actually bleeped out the name for some idiotic reason). The movie just goes along with the current obsession over all things Asian. Anime, books, culture. I'm sick of seeing it. If you love Japan so much move there. I'm off topic here....back to my main point: don't ever see this movie.
When people talk and it sounds like every thing they say ends in a question mark.
People bragging about how they drink coffee. Drinking coffee does NOT make you cool. Just becuase your parents let you have a little sip in the morning does not make you an adult. Even if drinking coffee did make you cool, I would reign supreme because I've been drinking it since i was in kindergarten.
When someone is reading something they want to tell you about, but instead of turning around and telling you what they're reading they laugh or read outloud so you have to ask them. It's always about something you don't care about too.
When someone walks into the classroom and closes the window. When it's 80 degrees the window is open for a reason. If you're too much of a sissy to sit next to a window thats open less than 3 inches move up to the front.
Old people. Everytime I watch tv (the only tv worth watching is IMUS IN THE MORNING) I see a commercial or movie ad with an old person doing something you wouldn't expect. Old people are not funny, neither is seeing them doing things like standing on a heating vent or flipping people off.
People asking me for stuff. No, you can't borrow a piece of paper. Yes, I have more than 50 pieces right infront of me. It's the principle:you're such an idiot you can't remember to bring paper to school. You know what happens if you don't remember to bring your equipment to work? FIRED. I only wish you could get fired from school for being lazy moocher.
Everytime the phone rings in class some idiot always says "I didn't do it!". Either this person saw the Simpsons once or wants everyone to think they're cool and a rebel. Either way I hate them and their pathetic attempt to fit in.
B.E.T. commercials. Why are you always hollering? Calm down.
Fighting. It doesn't happen as much as it used to, but people fight over the most idiotic things. It's always at least one "wigger" invovlved, trying to show that he's a toughguy by fighting with them. I wish they were older so they'd get put in jail.
Kids playing outside. Where I live is surrounded by little kids that are about 9 and they all love playing outside. All they do is scream and holler and get all excited over their games. When I was 9 I didn't play baseball in the street and get in everyone's way. I played Grand Theft Auto.
People cutting down trees. Just about everyone in my neighborhood has gotten the bright idea to cut down trees. Now not only do I have a better view of your house and you in your backyard I get the pleasure of hearing a chainsaw for at least one day. You bought a house in a neighborhood that used to be a FOREST. FOREST MEANS TREES. MOVE TO THE MID WEST IF YOU DON'T LIKE TREES. This also goes for people who de-limb trees. Everytime you take a limb off a tree someone should take a limb off you. And no, this is no because I'm a tree hugger. It's because I'm sick of hearing chainsaws going all day long.
When anyone belittles the weather. If it's 90 out and I comment on it, I don't want you to respond with something like "yeah, it's pretty warm."
Whistling or singing along, you can't sing as well as the original vocalist. Show that you know the music by doing something less irritating.
When a teacher yells at the class for something the other class did. "THERE IS A BACK TO THIS TEST." "RINSE OUT THE GLASSES".
Anyone who doesn't know how to use a stereo. The kind of person that puts a cd in and then hits whatever the preset is, like "rock" or "classical". If you don't have a discerning enough ear to hate the presets you shouldn't be allowed to listen to music.
Moods. Anybody who has moods. Instead of developing an interesting personality or having anything interesting to say they have mood swings so you have to talk to them. Usually they complain about being tired or really nervous about a test. Sleep and study, and don't pester me.
When you're talking to someone and they say "That's gotta be ____". Problem #1.)You're talking to me. Problem 2.)There is no way to reply to this. You can say "yeah" and that kills the conversation. You can say "no" and that makes the other person(rightfully so) feel like an idiot.
Going along with my moods hate: emotions. I hate people who have emotions almost as much as people who have moods. I can go for months at a time without feeling emotions. I defiantely don't inflict them on other people. If you have to be a little sissy and have emotions don't take them out on me.
Little soda cans. Apparently they're a new product, instead of a already small can of soda they now sell soda cans cut in half. This is one of the most idiotic things ive ever seen. What is the point of drinking half a can of soda, especially because its always diet,caffeine-free. What a stupid idea. Be a man about it and either dont drink any or drink a whole can. This is just one more way companies are encouraging the sissy ways of our society.
Cell phones. It's bad enough when one goes off in a restaurant, but now just about every kid in school has one. AND they go off in the middle of class. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? NOBODY IS IMPRESSED BY YOUR DECISION TO SPEND 300 DOLLARS ON A PIECE OF PLASTIC. NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE COOL BECAUSE YOU GOT SHAFTED BY NOKIA.
People who drop pencils or pieces of paper in class, then have the audacity to expect me to pick it up. First of all, that's not gonna happen. Second...if you weren't a squirmy little brat this wouldn't be a problem in the first place.
Most people's profiles on AIM. It's always the same thing,that one idiotic "if you cut my throat i'd bleed on your shirt" quote. That and those pointless "....copy into profile" ones. Try listening to a different band for once.
Translations on tv. Everytime I see a person speaking a foreign language on tv there's always somebody talking over the voice and translating it as the person speaks, and the translator usually has an accent too. Why wouldn't they eliminate the foreign language, have somebody translate it, then have the newscaster read the translation?
When somebody types like this: OMG LOL0rZ IM A NOEBZ!111 thinking they are funny. It isn't funny at all, everybody has seen it, nobody actually types like that anyways.
Pig tails. Could you make your hair any more hideous?
Anti-drug commercials. Seriously, what are these trying to accomplish? Show the video of the little girl getting hit by a car and the reaction of a teenager will ALWAYS be laughter.
Low-carb. Again:shut up. I don't want to hear about your low carb bread or amazing new diet.
"Diversity" and "Embracing Others". I've been told that I should appreciate and respect people who dress and act different. I don't. If you're going to put your hair in big stupid spikes and wear pseudo gothic t-shirts and capris there is no way I'm going to appreciate your personality, or even talk to you. Anybody who relies on image to portray their inner self is a complete waste of time. Your "stare at me i might do tricks" t shirt doesn't express yourself anymore than my regular shirt. These people have such weak personalities they need someone elses ideas to get attention. Then if you mention what they're wearing to them they always get all defensive. If you wear a red scarf and a three sizes too small shirt I'm gonna call you on it. And yet it's the morons with the dog collars on that always end up getting defended by the adults.
People who walk around with their eyes half shut.
Nature. Nature is so ridiculously over-complicated its hard to even comprehend. Why are there plants that require a certain amount of sunlight and temperature? Why are there animals that live on ONE PLANT ALONE? It would be so much more simple for everything to have evolved to have one producer, one consumer and one decomposer. That could live anywhere, that way you wouldnt have thousands of species that occupy tiny little segments of the world.
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good charlotte:
I hate this band. In fact, I hate them so much I'm having a hard time figuring out where to start. Well, punk is music that is rebellios, offensive, and should be short and catchy, to keep the attention of the average punk music fan (hard task).It takes pride in knowing that just about anyone with a few fingers and an instrument could play and create this "music". Why, I'm not sure. But anyways, Good Charlotte is a walking contradiction to everything that is "Punk". Very rich, annoying, and full of themselves. Why is it that they can get away with this? 'Cause we let them. No one ever thinks about why there's music like this circulating. It's because musical standards have been lowering and lowering as the years pass. Look at classical music, the real starting point of music. Then look at Good Charlotte. See? And of course, with any rule there are exceptions. Good charlotte are the most pathetic, over produced, irritating, conceited band to ever labeled themselves punk. I was watching an interview on CNN with benji and joel talking about their hard child hood. They mentioned their dad leaving them when they were little, and how angst-filled they were about this tragic event. First of all, with the way they dress and act, it's obvious they never had someone to straighten them out as a kid. Secondly, if I was unfortunate enough to father to brats like that, I sure wouldn't leave. I'd stick around and beat some sense into them every time they did something stupid. I also noticed that they have tears tatooed onto their eyes and cheeks. What're you crying about? Mercedes dealer run out of cars? Almost as bad as the band themselves is their followers. You know the kids with the red plad pants and the dorky looking hair, and they all reek pretty bad, too. And, a lot of them carry thoose stupid purse things instead of a real bookbag. And, to make themselves appear even MORE Hardcore, the purse is covered with pins promoting bands like "NOFX" and "GC" and "GREENDAY" and "BLINK". You probably recognize "This is the anthem, throw all your hands up, I don't wanna be like you". Why do these easily led sheep fail to see the irony in this? They ARE being just like everyone else! These days, it's people that wear american eagle clothes that are in the minority. I can only reassure myself that this is just another,horrible,horrible,horrible trend that will fade away. I don't really have a problem with real punk music, and I don't hate the average punk listener. What irritates me the most is people that pretend to be hardcore, but really are about as hardcore as N*SYNC, just the band tag is written in old english font.
Go to a store, and buy as many GC cds as you can, and break them. Better yet, shoplift them. That way GC doesn't get any money from it.
goths/political kids
I hate these kids. The ones with the black hair and clothes and that kinda thing. Here's why-
The music- They think they're hardcore and anti people and anarchist and everything else that they aren't just because they listen to KRABATHOR and DIMMU BORGIR and HELLVOMIT. Huh, with names like that, they MUST be heavy! Oh wait, it's just cheesy 80s metal drowned in keyboards, fake drumming blast beats, and fake vocals. Some real talent there. Just 'cause a band stands for something you like, doesn't mean the music is good. Try listening to some good metal, moron.
The clothes- Thoose really unique JNCO pants you buy from hot topic make you elite. You're special. You went to the mall just like everybody else to buy clothes. You are no different from someone who shops in abercrombie. These days, to make a statement, you'd have to go pretty far. Maybe wearing a diaper and a bow tie to school would make you hardcore. Cause that'd be different. But, just like the punk kids, the whole goth thing is just another trend, no different from anyother. Sorry, you're in the same boat as NSYNC fans on this one.
The hair- You've seen the little smug brats with their ridiculous hair. Looks like they haven't washed it in about a month, all greasy and shiny. Then they decide they're going to do something really stupid, to make a statement. Sometimes its get all your hair cut except your bangs. Sometimes its make really big irritating spikes. Whatever it is, whenver you see one of these idiots walking around, their hair looks equal parts disgusting and stupid.
Their attitude- Well, it depends on the kid. They don't think of themselves of anything but hardcore. Don't buy it. Chances are, they're just like you and me. Go home, eat dinner, maybe go out to a movie, maybe get allowance and "buy" something for yourself. It's all the parent's money. They get food, housing, clothes, everything they want, and their parents foot the bill. Luckily, the way they dress, the change clothes only once a week or so, so it's not costing the parents to much. But regardless, we live in middle class white bread suburbia. Stop compaining so much. And cut it out with the vampire thing. Then there's the kind that basks in self-importance, and walks down the hall way with their cliquy friends, making fun of everything they see.
I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous goth garbage. Stop acting like a fool, grow up, get rid of the attitude, hair, clothes, and for the love of god get rid of that music, and stop being so immature.
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I hate political kids. The 15 year olds that complain about president Bush, the war in Iraq, or even worse, the ones that say we should be anarchists, and draw the anarchy symbol all over everything. First of all, any 15 year old has absolutely nothing to complain about, unless a relative/family friend is in the war. And, none of them follow the news at all, they just listen to their parents complain about things, and then repeat it in a dumbed-down version. Even worse are the kids who attempted to protest for peace back in March. Absolutely no one cares what the opinion of an uneducated and unintelligent teenager is. World politics and relationships are some of the most complicated and intricate things in the world, yet teenagers seem to have it all figured out.
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