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Old 2003-01-04, 14:32
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You should make the print bigger for us lazy folk
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Old 2003-01-05, 00:23
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the home page looks excellent. just those two graphics ("enter" and "piss off") makes me anxious for the website to be complete.
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Old 2003-01-05, 00:25
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The Masturbate Over Far Beyond Sane Thread



I love it. I too, am anxious to see this beast in action.
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Old 2003-01-05, 05:03
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well the slag link doesent work for me.


but nice layout...
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Old 2003-01-05, 08:58
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I lied. It's not working.

I will be away until the 16th. Going to a conference. Again.
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Old 2003-01-05, 13:12
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yeah, i just noticed the link isnt working
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Old 2003-01-13, 23:01
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ive perfected the one-handed over hand knot condom tie over time as discribed in the porn rant..
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Old 2003-01-16, 00:07
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I can't believe you can do that! Maybe my fingers are too big or something...

In any case, my website is finally f'ing updated.
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Old 2003-01-16, 01:40
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I think Fight Club could sum up the some of the biggest problems in America. Heres some rants i gathered on how stupid society is in a ironic manner -

Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front
of a skating rink.

Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke. (but glutony rules)

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly."

And my favorite:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts."

"Who needs comfort? It's all goin down man"
"Martha Stewart..."
"FUCK Matha Stewart, Martha Stewart is polising brass on the titanic, its all goin down"

\m/ fight club \m/
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Old 2003-01-16, 22:47
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sane....hand size has nothing to do with it grasshopper. you must be skilled in the ways of the fornicator. and when you can overhand tie the ultra lubbed fuckin-rubber with one hand it is time for you to leave
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Old 2003-01-20, 08:56
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Damn, man. I don't use them rubber thangs these days.

I updated my website. Now I make fun of cripples too! Check the Dear Jim section for fun and frivolity.
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Old 2003-01-21, 22:00
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More updates. Joy.
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Old 2003-03-13, 04:28
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Like the Marquis de Sade, MY WRITING LIVES! Updated. Rather a good one too, if I do say so myself.

Oh, and check in a few days for my magnum opus aimed at the self-help industry in general.
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Old 2003-03-16, 02:33
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Finished an article on the "War" loosely based on what I wrote here a while ago.

Represent.
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Old 2003-03-16, 13:17
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that's some good shit there, sane.
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Old 2003-03-24, 08:25
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that's some good shit there, sane.


Well, cheers.

Updated today.

Having great difficulty finishing an article about self-help for two reasons:

1) Not angry enough.
2) Started writing another war piece. (I know, another. Last one - promise.)
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Old 2003-03-26, 08:14
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Another update. I really enjoyed todays. I enjoy all things that are about porn.
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Old 2003-03-28, 06:08
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I UPDATE, THEREFORE I AM.
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Old 2003-03-28, 12:35
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Damn, sane. You know i think you are a genious, and after reading trough you site, i know it to!

Keep up the good work soldier.
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Old 2003-03-28, 15:03
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your links page don't have links man
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