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Old 2003-01-10, 20:19
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The most brutal song ive ever written

"The Hippy Song"

Oh my goodness!
Oh my gracious!
I sure do hope
My love's contagious!

I want to run run
Through the Flowers!
With Saddam Hussein
And Colin Powell!

We'd laugh
And have picnics!
And solve our
Differences!

Trade in our weapons
Of mass destruction
For a pink marker
Or Crayon!

God bless the world!
I love you all!
Osama Bin Laden
Looks so huggable!

I'd free Charly Manson
With a name like Charley
He can't be that bad
Can he?

Grenades to clovers
And guns to valentines
The tanks to busses
To save the enviroment!
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Old 2003-01-11, 00:08
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Re: The most brutal song ive ever written

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Originally posted by Jarhead
"The Hippy Song"

God bless the world!
I love you all!
Osama Bin Laden
Looks so huggable!



its horrible!! dude, its worst than pop-songs
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Old 2003-01-11, 09:29
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no shit? its suppose to be horrible.
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Old 2003-01-11, 11:22
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what the hell was the point of writing this?
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Old 2003-01-11, 13:00
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because its goin to be the greatest fuckin death metal song ever!
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Old 2003-01-11, 18:22
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-01-11, 18:51
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you're right. this song is brutal and it showcases off your terrible songwriting skills...

Now make a bass riff consisting of notes using the 1-5th frets, have a dead drummer, hire a guitarist whos really plays the flute, and let yourself be lead singer and ta-da! You'll have quite a song, with quite a band!
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Old 2003-01-11, 18:54
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okay, you fag fuckers, listen up


IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE BAD!
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Old 2003-01-12, 18:28
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okay, you fag fuckers, listen up


IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE BAD!


jesus.....don't get so uptight.
if it was supposed to be a joke, then you should have put it in chit chat.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-01-12, 21:37
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hehe, he said fag fuckers...what a lame ass

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Old 2003-01-12, 23:21
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He shouldnt be uptight. Everyone who didnt realize that a song entitled "The Hippy Song" and yet touted as "The Most Brutal Song I've Ever Written" was going to be a joke. I mean, no one would think that "I sure do hope/My love's contagious" is brutal in any way.

And he put it in the right place. Whether or not it's serious, it's lyrics. It's no worse than some of the half thougt out crap put up here.
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Old 2003-01-18, 05:34
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the joke's obvious from the beginning till the end.
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Old 2003-01-18, 11:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jarhead
okay, you fag fuckers, listen up


IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE BAD!


So why post it?



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Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

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