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Old 2009-06-16, 13:16
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Paddy's lobotomy

Paddy's getting his head examined tomorrow by professionals. They're gonna stick a soldering gun up his nose and burn through all the hair to cauterize his innards and try to get his head back to normal. I hope the nurse is a vertically challenged person just for him and I hope they stick those nasal tampons up his nose just because.

But anyways, ya know my thoughts and prayers are with you and the doc, Paddy. Best of luck to ya.
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Old 2009-06-16, 13:25
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Old 2009-06-16, 13:32
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I don`t get this thread?

I don't either. I must have missed 14 pages of discussion in between those two or something
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Old 2009-06-16, 13:55
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There's other places to converse like pm's *gasp* as well as other places on the net. *gasp gasp* You guys should get out more.
Nah, he's having surgery, but hopefully it'll be an in and out proceedure and he'll be back here soon.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2009-06-16, 15:35
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Old 2009-06-16, 16:07
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What's the surgery?

Good luck, Paddy!
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Old 2009-06-16, 16:09
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The irony hurts


well, good luck to paddy anyways.
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Old 2009-06-16, 16:34
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It's around his sinus area. I'm not sure if they're doing one side, both sides, or straight up the middle, but they're cauterizing it the least invasive way.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2009-06-16, 18:30
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Old 2009-06-16, 19:05
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Old 2009-06-16, 20:33
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It's around his anus area. I'm not sure if they're doing one side, both sides, or straight up the middle, but they're cauterizing it the least invasive way.



Went ahead and fixed that for you.
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Old 2009-06-17, 05:36
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What's the surgery?

He told me that it's just a routine penis de-scabbing that he gets 3 times a year. Lets just hope that the surgeon is a little more careful with the electric file and blowtorch this time

Haha just kidding Paddy, hope all goes well and you feel better soon!
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Old 2009-06-17, 06:33
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Old 2009-06-17, 08:57
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They are giving him a normal human brain I guess.
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Old 2009-06-17, 13:09
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Maybe I should have gone, too. I feel like shit warmed over. Back to bed for me. ugh...........
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2009-06-17, 14:51
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Hahahahaha! Thanks guys!

I had to get the inside of my nose cauterised because I cough up a massive hunk o' lung butter every time I eat something (and sometimes even when I don't). It's been going on for about 3 fuckin' years, making life kinda tricky - I can't eat out, and I have to take regular 30 minute breaks out of my schedule to dedicate to the post-meal phlegm convention. So far the operation hasn't worked, so I don't know what the fuck else I can try (there's already been 3 years of fruitless antibiotics, nasal sprays and suckin' fat women's labia). I guess I could stop gargling on old man's cum, but regular mouthwash doesn't give me that same cheddary freshness

General anaesthetic kicks ass, though Well, it does when the nurse stickin' the needle into you isn't a reject from Helga's House of Crap Nurses. Fuck me that was painful.

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Went ahead and fixed that for you.
Not even! I had my anus replaced with the wristband from a ski glove in 1992, so if I was ever to get it fixed I'd go to a tailor. Anyway, everyone knows that if you leave your hospital gown untied at the back it's a signal to the nurse that she's free to fist you at her leisure throughout the surgery, which I did, so you're half right

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He told me that it's just a routine penis de-scabbing that he gets 3 times a year. Lets just hope that the surgeon is a little more careful with the electric file and blowtorch this time

Haha just kidding Paddy, hope all goes well and you feel better soon!
Hahaha thanks mate!! It's a little scary that I inspire these kinds of responses though, it makes me ponder the direction my life has taken

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They only thing they had available was a pickle attached to a battery with a shoelace, and I already got one of those

Thanks again chaps, I FEEL LOVED! No wait, I'm sitting on my dildo...well, thanks anyway And thanks to Bobbi for the thread! I'm still not coming to Ohio to consensually rape you, though. Morally I'm all for it, but I can't get a fucking visa for love nor money nor blowjobs. Apparently some Canadian fuck-jockey sent my details into Homeland Security, and I now have an FBI division dedicated to fucking up my day.

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Last time I'm giving you a bull, ungrateful motherfucker.
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Old 2009-06-17, 15:44
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Old 2009-06-17, 16:15
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Old 2009-06-17, 17:53
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Damn it, Paddy, after all this time you spelled my name wrong? Okay, I'll blame the drugs. Not sure yours or mine, but it sounds good. And that wasn't me that was Jr. He'll be so disappointed!
Hopefully the surgery will help eventually. You've probably got a lot up there in your snot locker -as my dad used to call it. Hubby's got a sump pump if it gets too bad.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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