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Old 2009-06-15, 07:00
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For the first 3 or 4 hours, maybe. But even my well-worn anus has its limits. And the least you could have done is spat on it before "thumbing it in" - I think I'm the first person in history to have sustained internal friction burns, ya inconsiderate wank-biscuit!

Same time next week?


I don`t care...whatever ya want. I`ve got a new toy that can spread your hole to the size of a football! Think that`s enuff for this time
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Old 2009-06-15, 07:13
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Childbirth is not a toy.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2009-06-15, 09:28
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Exactly.
But a childbirth spreads you Vajay hole.

I was talkin`bout his ~+"-->!ANUS!<--"+~
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Old 2009-06-15, 10:25
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Speaking of anal subjects. There's this woman I know who's attempting to make a semi-perpetual fountain from a couple buckets and old flexible plastic tubing from an aquarium syphon. Top bucket is smaller than bottom one. I know this has been done before last year, but I don't remember which end of the waterfilled tubing I have to release to start the syphon going from bottom to top or if I need to start them in reverse and then place what would be the upper tub on the stack. My hands are freezing from being in the cold water so long. It's even hard to type. Another thing I'm wondering is if I need to keep the large end of the syphon on to add more water pressure to get it to flow harder to make it last longer. I'm curious as to how long it would work once I get it together properly.
help? And don't tell me I can't do it because I'm a woman on a mission and I'm too cheap to buy a pump when I know this will work. I had 3 stacked buckets last year I did this with.

Thank you.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2009-06-15, 11:53
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AHAHAHAHAHA! That is fucking hilarious, hahaha
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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Old 2009-06-16, 03:33
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I actually found the fucking shirt!
http://www.betterthanpants.com/penis-t-shirt.html

They also even have it in black!

I might buy one just for the fuck of it hahaha, i'm sure there would be a hilarious occasion for that.
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Old 2009-06-16, 06:44
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ABAHAHAHAHA! That. Is. Fucking. Amazing. I sent it to my father as my birthday present wish. PLEASE tell me where you found that!

Haha looks like Execrator already found the site I had no idea where they were from because my father sent that photo to my email with no link to a website.
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I might buy one just for the fuck of it hahaha, i'm sure there would be a hilarious occasion for that.

Yeah, like a wedding, or even a funeral

I like these ones:
http://www.betterthanpants.com/sorr...ny-t-shirt.html
http://www.betterthanpants.com/shir...do-t-shirt.html
And here's one for Paddy : http://www.betterthanpants.com/shir...ou-t-shirt.html
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She was a half Collie/half Labrador. All black except for her chest (not guilty!) and her left paw, which were white. We got her when she was a pup, and the original owner called her Lefty. Me being a 5-year-old or whatever I was thought she should have a proper girl's name, so I suggested the first girl's name that popped into my head - Lucy! HAHAHAHA!

Seeing as how it's your birthday I'll let you have mine:

http://i40.tinypic.com/14u9kyh.gif

Wear it with pride! The t-shirt, that is.

Haha my pets have had some odd names too
Nice shirt! I'll be sure to have one printed up right away
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-06-16, 07:45
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I actually found the fucking shirt!
http://www.betterthanpants.com/penis-t-shirt.html

They also even have it in black!

I might buy one just for the fuck of it hahaha, i'm sure there would be a hilarious occasion for that.



OMG! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT`S SOOO FUCKIN FUNNY AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN`T STAND IT ANY MORE
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Old 2009-06-16, 18:52
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Didn't know there was a new one. I must check it out.

New Augury is pretty damn good for those who care.



damn....after 4 years....we had enough time to forget them
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Old 2009-06-17, 13:07
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I've got an interview tomorrow for a job that pays almost double minimum wage.
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Old 2009-06-17, 13:58
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Kudos to MTM's EJ avatar. I fucking LOVE those games, with the second being my favorite, not to mention everything else Shiny has done (mainly MDK).
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Old 2009-06-17, 18:57
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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Old 2009-06-17, 19:31
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Fat men jumping around is hot. Adding a black guy improves it even more.

lol People are comparing them to Nile....

EDIT: That video somehow led me to find this shit. Pause the video at like the first few seconds to shit bricks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv-3...feature=channel

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Old 2009-06-17, 20:12
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hahahahaha oceano

that stuff sounds SO protooled and synthetic
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Old 2009-06-17, 21:06
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Believe it or not someone said they were better than Suffocation on youtube... lol... I had to at least hear it. It's probably one of the top 5 worst bands I've ever heard.
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Old 2009-06-17, 21:38
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Holy shit, the new Augury is out?! Officially or leaked?
I believe it leaked. I'm really enjoying it but I think I like Concealed a bit more.
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Old 2009-06-18, 01:19
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my CO interview went great today. I should be starting sometime late august at the latest. I'm fired up. I finally have my career lined up. It feels good to actually know what i'm doing with my life.. finally.
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Old 2009-06-18, 06:03
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Believe it or not someone said they were better than Suffocation on youtube... lol... I had to at least hear it. It's probably one of the top 5 worst bands I've ever heard.


For real?
That has to be one of the biggest douchebellybobs on earth
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Old 2009-06-18, 06:17
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my CO interview went great today. I should be starting sometime late august at the latest. I'm fired up. I finally have my career lined up. It feels good to actually know what i'm doing with my life.. finally.
Congratulations mate!! That's great news, I hope it goes well for ya. And I'm not just saying that in an effort to "hedge my bets" should I ever end up in your wing for crimes against vaginas.

Good luck chief
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Old 2009-06-18, 06:37
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my CO interview went great today. I should be starting sometime late august at the latest. I'm fired up. I finally have my career lined up. It feels good to actually know what i'm doing with my life.. finally.

Congrats man! Glad everything worked out with that
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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