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Death to all but metal!
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RTT #154 - If you're a cunt and you know it clap your hands!
CLAP CLAP
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2009-06-13, 15:22
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Die Young.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2009-06-13, 15:28
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even though it's in the title... CUNT
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine  |
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-06-13, 15:38
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Haha wondrous! I heard the company folded when clapping repeatedly throughout the day brought about premature arthritis and sore palms, prompting them to develop a second device which, when activated via a switch, made a loud clapping sound. |
2009-06-13, 15:41
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I think i'm officially obsessed the new The Project Hate album.
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine |
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-06-13, 16:13
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MY SMILE IS STUUUCKK I CANT GO BACK TO YOUR FROWNLAAANND
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2009-06-13, 18:18
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I think i'm officially obsessed the new The Project Hate album.
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Didn't know there was a new one. I must check it out.
New Augury is pretty damn good for those who care.
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2009-06-14, 01:28
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Okay.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-06-14, 01:38
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hahahah that's amazing!
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-06-14, 06:36
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Clap clap niggazzz
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2009-06-14, 06:41
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Hahaha novelty t-shirts are usually pretty hackneyed, but this one breaks more new ground than a WTC jumper. Eleven thumbs up! |
2009-06-14, 07:13
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AHAHAHA I like it 
Oh before I forget : *CLAP-CLAP*
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2009-06-14, 07:41
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Okay.
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Me neither, it's all a load of primitive chest-beating competitiveness with absolutely nothing else to gain from it except appearing to be bigger/stronger/faster than your opponent. I mean, who gives half a rotten fuck at the end of the day? Olympic sports are the worst for me. Look at the javelin: "hey, look at me, I can throw a pointed stick really far. Bring me gifts." Ahhh fuck off ya silly cunt. I wouldn't mind if it weren't for the salivating worship these eejits enjoy from the masses. They flock around them like flies around a torn anal sphincter, and for what? WHAT, I asks ya!?
Also, I hear people say things like "athletes push the boundaries and raise the bar for the whole species". Well lemme ask ya: when was the last time you were any more equipped to break a long jump record just by watching someone else do it? Never! That's when! And does the increasing fitness of the athletic world make my fat ass any less fat and spotty and wobbly? I won't even dignify that with an answer (no).
And the money these cunts earn. Jesus fuck.
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Haha I agree 100%. I don't mind if people watch sports and support whatever team or club they like, because what other people do doesn't really affect my life, but I personally do not see the point. Winning or losing a game/race/competition doesn't really make a difference to life in any way. It's absurd when people go mad when their team or club loses too. I've been in pubs when there is a hockey game on the TV, and seen people throw a fucking wobbler when the other team scores a goal or their team loses, and I think to myself "Jesus Christ, that guy needs to get a real goddamn hobby"
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My dog would vomit, then eat it again. It'd also eat rabbit shit, phlegm and wasps. I can't remember if it ever ate its own shit...
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My girlfriend's parents have a Dachshund, and that thing will eat his own shit, cat shit, and cat hairballs haha. Fucking weird.
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They're all dead now. The rabbit just died, the dog had to be put down and the fish were sort of half dead and had to be finished off. *sigh* what a crazy day that was!
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Ah shit, I'm sorry to hear that man  Did they all die around the same time?
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Hahaha novelty t-shirts are usually pretty hackneyed, but this one breaks more new ground than a WTC jumper. Eleven thumbs up!
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You wouldn't need that shirt Paddy... you probably walk around like that all the time
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-06-14, 07:51
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Haha I agree 100%. I don't mind if people watch sports and support whatever team or club they like, because what other people do doesn't really affect my life, but I personally do not see the point. Winning or losing a game/race/competition doesn't really make a difference to life in any way. It's absurd when people go mad when their team or club loses too. I've been in pubs when there is a hockey game on the TV, and seen people throw a fucking wobbler when the other team scores a goal or their team loses, and I think to myself "Jesus Christ, that guy needs to get a real goddamn hobby" |
I think it just satisfies our animalistic need to better each other, but should that really be encouraged? haha
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My girlfriend's parents have a Dachshund, and that thing will eat his own shit, cat shit, and cat hairballs haha. Fucking weird.
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I've heard people say that a human bite is more unhygienic than a dog's. I think we need to rethink that lil' theory.
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Ah shit, I'm sorry to hear that man Did they all die around the same time? |
Nah, I was being facetious  The rabbit died when I was a kid (and I remember crying more over that than I did when my great grandmother died  kids are assholes) and the dog died just when I was coming to the end of high school. The goldfish died somewhere in between, I can't really remember...fuck 'em!
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You wouldn't need that shirt Paddy... you probably walk around like that all the time |
Haha well, I do I like to put a pretty little dress on it and then hide in the Barbie Doll shelf at Toys 'R' Us...
This has inspired an awesome idea in my sweet brain - MetalTabs custom novelty T-shirts!!
Here's a link to a blank T-shirt you can use:
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6756/blankshirt.gif
Have at it!
http://i42.tinypic.com/saxugp.gif
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2009-06-14, 08:46
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Okay.
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Nah, I was being facetious The rabbit died when I was a kid (and I remember crying more over that than I did when my great grandmother died kids are assholes) and the dog died just when I was coming to the end of high school. The goldfish died somewhere in between, I can't really remember...fuck 'em! |
Ah okay, well it still sucks when pets die. What kind of dog did you have?
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Haha well, I do I like to put a pretty little dress on it and then hide in the Barbie Doll shelf at Toys 'R' Us...
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HAHA!
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Haha, great idea! I'll have to make one when I get an idea.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-06-14, 09:29
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Ah okay, well it still sucks when pets die. What kind of dog did you have?
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She was a half Collie/half Labrador. All black except for her chest (not guilty!) and her left paw, which were white. We got her when she was a pup, and the original owner called her Lefty. Me being a 5-year-old or whatever I was thought she should have a proper girl's name, so I suggested the first girl's name that popped into my head - Lucy! HAHAHAHA!
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Haha, great idea! I'll have to make one when I get an idea.
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Seeing as how it's your birthday I'll let you have mine:
http://i40.tinypic.com/14u9kyh.gif
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2009-06-14, 11:49
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But you enjoyed it didin`t you?
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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2009-06-14, 13:23
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But you enjoyed it didin`t you?
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For the first 3 or 4 hours, maybe. But even my well-worn anus has its limits. And the least you could have done is spat on it before "thumbing it in" - I think I'm the first person in history to have sustained internal friction burns, ya inconsiderate wank-biscuit!
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2009-06-14, 14:24
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New Augury is pretty damn good for those who care.
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Holy shit, the new Augury is out?! Officially or leaked?
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ABAHAHAHAHA! That. Is. Fucking. Amazing. I sent it to my father as my birthday present wish. PLEASE tell me where you found that!
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2009-06-15, 05:39
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hahahaha
you and I need to buy two of those, dyldo, and walk around as a pair.
AWKWARD... or sexy?
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