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Old 2009-06-01, 16:27
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Carnival Barker

Thanks for reading.

"Carnival Barker"

Withholding the terms of agreement
Offset by a deluge of screaming maniacal groupies
Renewal for the economy
Made in a fantastical method
Influencing those who dare
Not the weak of heart
And not the timid
Threats have been made to steal the blueprint
Only authorized vendors
Recorded in volumes
Patiently waiting for the go ahead
A mass production establishing a new job surge
To empower the creator and designer
Energized with joyous happy skipping
Normally only done by the completely insane
Totally willing to give demonstrations
Providing the willing and abled victims
Employed for testing are of the proper stature
Not exceeding permanent knee height
Diminished and one step from demonic
Intellect of either the governor or goverened
Not quite measurable
Geshundheit

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6/1/2009
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Old 2009-06-02, 03:32
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I'm pretty sure this piece violates the terms of the copyright agreement, but on the other hand free advertising is always a plus! The more people irreversibly affected by my dangerous tool the better.
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Old 2009-06-02, 06:30
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Any invention of yours would be dangerous. I'll be surprised if you're allowed to export.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2009-06-02, 08:14
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Any invention of yours would be dangerous. I'll be surprised if you're allowed to export.
I get a surprising amount of interest from the folks at Abu Ghraib.
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