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Old 2002-12-19, 14:52
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RTT #14: Kiss Santa's Rosy Red Ass

Post away.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-12-19, 14:55
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I will not kiss Santa's rosy red ass, but I'm sure weijia wouldn't mind spankin' it.
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Old 2002-12-19, 14:55
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hehehe, nice thread name,

i was the first one to say Bangladesh!
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Old 2002-12-19, 15:01
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Well, lets talk about some serious stuff here.

If you're really good at masturbating, can you call yourself a masterbator?
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Old 2002-12-19, 15:05
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I believe we all have entirely too much time on our hands...

If we could all form a gathering and could get along, we would be a frightening group of people
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-12-19, 15:14
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sheesh, santa claus. i wish that mother fucker would just die, dammit.
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Old 2002-12-19, 15:17
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Heh, I just noticed your location, metalchick, I'm not a big fan of Cincinnati either...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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Old 2002-12-19, 15:23
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sheesh, santa claus. i wish that mother fucker would just die, dammit.



Somebody hasnt been a good girl this year..no presents from santa claus


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If you're really good at masturbating, can you call yourself a masterbator?


lol even if your bad at it, your still classified as a masturbator...or a bad-masturbator

lol
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Old 2002-12-19, 15:33
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how do you screw up masterbating!?,
i mean, how the hell can you be a bad one.
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Old 2002-12-19, 15:35
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Accidentally grab the dick next to yours?

HAHAHA

(this was said in a purely joking fashion, this never has, and hopefully never will, happen to me, or anyone I'm sitting next to )
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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Old 2002-12-19, 15:44
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Lol, i think walpurgis masturbates with freinds.
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Old 2002-12-19, 15:46
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Now what would cause you to think something like that?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2002-12-19, 15:50
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(this was said in a purely joking fashion, this never has, and hopefully never will, happen to me, or anyone I'm sitting next to )


what are you coverin up, bobpurgis?
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Old 2002-12-19, 16:02
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I really hate you guys
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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Old 2002-12-19, 16:31
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by tatter3d
[B]Somebody hasnt been a good girl this year..no presents from santa claus

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lol, how did ya guess?!
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Old 2002-12-19, 16:47
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alright!!!!!!!!

i just learned to play "Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer on the guitar!


Stop! Hammer Time! Whoa Whoa! Whoa Whoa! Break it down!

i like AC's cover of this song...................
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Old 2002-12-19, 16:52
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Really??
I learned Red Alert theme a few days back. WOOOHOOO!

Babadabadabadada!
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Old 2002-12-19, 17:38
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Old 2002-12-19, 17:43
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Really??
I learned Red Alert theme a few days back. WOOOHOOO!

Babadabadabadada!


What's Red Alert?
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Old 2002-12-19, 17:49
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I;m guessing the Command and Conquer Game.... though i dunno.
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