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Old 2002-12-24, 18:50
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Christmas Day

I am sitting here, on Christmas Day, moderating and being a little boring. Upstairs much food is being prepared for my colossal consumption. Beer is cold. I am thinking about drinking one of my Christmas presents (Glenmorangie, 10yrs) and wondering what other people are doing.

Later I will go to a party and drink myself into a fucking stupor. In fact, I will be attempting a feat (and this will be photographed, so you can all see it in a few days) - I will attempt to drink 4 pints of Guinness in a minute. Why? 'Cause it's Christmas, you aarkvark humper.
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Old 2002-12-24, 18:54
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well same shit here man

just had christmas eve 3 hours ago here unpacked some crappy gifts and spend heaps of money on my older brother and sister

they went back home, parents went to grandparents, I didn't wanna come, told them yesterday so I got off my lazy ass this afternoon and bought a crate of heineken.

well, that's what I'm doing right now, surfin around the internet and drinking beer, bad combination, internet makes me feel like a fucking nerd, but I can't get my ass anywhere, don't have a car to lend and don't have the energy to go anywhere.

I'm fine here with my beer.

feels kinda pathetic though on christmas eve.
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Old 2002-12-24, 20:54
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still christmas eve here, 10 o'clock or so. Spendin the night at my parents and gettin fucked up on buds and beer.
i like christmas. I spent a shitload on my girlfriend and it makes me happy to see her open all the shit.
This is a mellow christmas compared to last so it's kinda cool.
Merry fucking christmas all, get fucked up!!!!!!!!
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Old 2002-12-24, 21:01
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Sittin here basically drunk. It's just another day to me...only bad part is, I might not be here for another Christmas for a long time...
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Old 2002-12-24, 23:11
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Still the Christmas Eve, just reflecting on seeing Gangs of New York. Awesome flick, Scorsese is God.
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Old 2002-12-24, 23:27
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yep still the eve here too, im in dallas visiting all my family, havent seen em since i graduated. yesterday was the 1st time i drank with my parents...it was great we got fucked pretty good and shot pool at my sisters till bout 2 in the morning, great christmas so far, cant complain.
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Old 2002-12-25, 01:31
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I've done two pints in a minute, this summer, when I was in Italy with college students. Why? Because it was my birthday. Two pints is not nearly as impressive as four. It's not even impressive at all, really, because I'm sure I could have done more, but I stopped several times to yell drunkenly at Italians who didnt speak any English.

I am a Golden God!

Anyway, I expect pics, man. And you'd better do it, I'm not sure you could live with the ignominy of going about without having done it. Unless, you know, you dont care too much, which is as the case should be. Though you should probably care enough to get it done, because drinking something as thick as Guinness incredibly fast is always worth the effort. What was this thread about? Oh yeah:

Merry Christmas, Gentiles!
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Old 2002-12-25, 09:30
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Yeah merry fucking christmas anyways.
It's 3:30 at first christmas day here, and I think I still feel a bit of a headache from yesterday.
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Old 2002-12-25, 13:40
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Hanging out with reletives and slapping and popping my new bass

not drunk yet..only had one lager


HAPPY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

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Old 2002-12-27, 01:26
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aww i was expecting sane to do a nice rant about how x-mas is just commercialism and such...and about how much more PC North America is getting w/businesses not allowing thier employees to say "merry christmas" to anyone...
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Old 2002-12-27, 05:10
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only bad part is, I might not be here for another Christmas for a long time...

sry to hear that dude. its the same with my dad tho he wont be here for next christmas becuase he gotta go kick some ass in the god damn war he will be leaving in like january sometime and will be gone for a year so this was his last christmas for however long he gone but on a brighter note my christmas was great got my les paul
mery christmass and dont party to much
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Old 2002-12-27, 05:51
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aww i was expecting sane to do a nice rant about how x-mas is just commercialism and such...and about how much more PC North America is getting w/businesses not allowing thier employees to say "merry christmas" to anyone...


Don't read my fucking mind, Father Death. Stay tuned.
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Old 2002-12-27, 15:43
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sry to hear that dude. its the same with my dad tho he wont be here for next christmas becuase he gotta go kick some ass in the god damn war he will be leaving in like january sometime and will be gone for a year so this was his last christmas for however long he gone but on a brighter note my christmas was great got my les paul
mery christmass and dont party to much


It doesnt' bother me now, cuz I hate my fucking house, lol, but I'm sure after being gone for 6 months or so I might be bummed about it.
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Old 2002-12-28, 16:15
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my dad's an asshole. because of the divorce decree i had to spend
the day i got home from school till the 26th with him. it sucked. but i
was able to go home on monday, have christmas with my mom and sister,
then back to dad's for another one. he dosn't even have a phone line, or
a computer.
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Old 2002-12-29, 11:19
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my christmas was boring, so is my life
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Old 2002-12-29, 14:42
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mine was alright. i got the soul collector fountain of dispair, a new hat, and some fifty pound dumbells.
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Old 2002-12-29, 15:08
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my christmas was boring, so is my life


Hmm, sounds familiar...
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Old 2002-12-29, 15:41
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cheers up mate pour yourself out a pint..and get a lesbian sex video.
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Old 2002-12-29, 18:39
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Old 2003-01-05, 14:33
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Our fondue was great, so was the wine. At the end of the day it was for me impossible to drink more wine.
I wanted to go to town, but i ha an injured knee. So i had to stay at home.
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