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Fuck you cunt fag.

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lame

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haha motor cat

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When I'm throwing up into the toilet I'm usually thinking "I don't remember eating all of those mushy lumps of carrot". Then I just have a cup o' tea and a wank.

The dry heaves are the worst. I wouldn't mind throwing up if it wasn't for the heaving.

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Yeah those can really start to hurt after a while

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cunds?

yeah, especially since they do nothing for relieving that nauseous feeling that only a good puke can do.

I stepped into a stall at work yesterday and saw 2 kernels of corn in the toilet. haha.

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Seems like whoever did that cut out the middle man and went straight for pooping out corn.

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I usually dont mind throwing up, cause about 90% of the time you feel a shit load better afterwards

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I love "The Faceless." Saw them last wednsday. Fucking amazing.

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I have a massive sunburn

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I have a severe lack of sunburn..I can't wait until the weather gets warmer.

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i have a massive hard on


shut up... 2 inches is massive

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I'm kinda thinking the same thing. I've never had a real tan in my life... and I doubt this summer will be much different. However, I'm through with this cold shit.

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Fuckin`right you are!

Only this alien-voice sucks sometimes.

And where were you that you get a sunburn? Australia?

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you want a sunburn go skiiing (sp)

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So I got all of my wisdom teeth out today and was quite surprised with my prescription...Percocet!

Should be a mellow few days.

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I got Lorcet's , sold every single one for 10 a piece.

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haha..how did your mouth feel without them?

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You are aware that a 10 piece is ten dollars worth of crack, right?

And selling narcotics is NEVER worth the cash. Bartering is another story though.

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Didn't hurt man, pain sensors in my body or fucked up or somethen...Really it just didn't hurt I'm not sure what i did different from other people man but it seems the number one thing is i didn't get put under and because of that i got 14-20 shots of Novocaine pumped into my jaw.

Metal I'm aware i sold Narcotics for about 1 and a half years...made mean money man...don't do that shit anymore though "fuck da streets" I'm in school lol...

You know i still have your damn money order on my table...I'll finally send that thing off monday with the money order for my new Sega Master beat that homies!

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For fuck sakes...what happened....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxTlTXqh4g4

Check out the quotes lol..

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WHAT THE FUCK?!

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BRRBRRFLLRBBBLRRBRR

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just got back from a local show, the only thing I was impressed by was how cocky all those kids where.

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ahh fuck

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bwahahaha

http://images.flabber.nl/spider2.png

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!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

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Oldy but goody.

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I've never seen it before. I loled.

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Anyone want some extra e-points?

I will give 1000 e-points to the one who washes my balls. That includes shampoo, conditioner, and wax.

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For 1,250 e-points I'll bring some hydrochloric acid as well.

NO CRAB ESCAPES

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1000 sounds good!
And afterwards I`d get drunk as fuck

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Fixed.

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OV SEEN DA FYOO-CHAR! OV SEEN DA PAST!

TESTIMONY OV DA ANSHANTS!!11

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why use shampoo and conditioner on hair that you're about to have removed

Probably because it prolongs the experience.

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No, not that kind of wax. I meant like polishing wax. Wax on, Wax off.

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waxing balls sounds like a horrible way to remove hair

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LOL!!! I remember seeing that a few years back and pissing myself laughing. Fucking genius hahaha.

Shit, you just reminded me of a very bad decision I made when I was like 14. I decided to shave my balls, in an effort to reduce the need to scratch them during class, and man...I've never regretted anything so much in my entire life. I used a standard razor, and at first it was ok, but when you try to walk with a ballsack full of coarse stubble it's like having 2 sheets of sandpaper wedged between your thighs. I was in the highest circle of chafe-hell for 2 or 3 weeks until it got long enough again so that the hairs were a little more "flexible" haha.

My balls are a summertime fire hazard these days, and that's the way it's gonna stay

My second biggest regret will no doubt be this post. Time will tell!

I've done the same and it suuucked. Why the fuck did I do that. Just shave the shaft and you'll be alright.

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Yeah, completely shaving any genital area sucks. I've made the same mistakes. Now I just trim the long fuckers (save my penis).

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....Convex Hull....

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Srsly gaiz? I shave everything down there, balls, shaft, and the pubes that go from the shaft to the waist. It's extra good luck, too. I always make sure I skip a few days if I have a big exam, paper, party, game, or whatever coming up so I can shave the morning of for good luck.

Anyone else shave their pubes for good luck?

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Not for good luck, but I shave my pubes as part of a ritualistic sacrifice for all the hairless cancer patients out there.

I'm too scared to go for the sack... I'm sure I'd fuck something up down there

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Applying the sharpest utensil you have to the wrinkliest part of your body is worthy of any man's fear.

And I`ve just pissed myself
Unbelievable...

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It's not that bad. Just do it in the shower, you'll be fine.

That's what his mother said! Oh no, you didn't!

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LOL!

I shaved my sack once, to my surprise it wasn't that painful and I didn't cut myself. However its a pain in the ass unless you have a 90-degree hardon. I usually just take a pair of scissors and cut the pubes close so they are not ungodly long. and yes, I have cut my junk with scissors by accident. nothing big, but its scary.

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I like this thread.

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Shave mine, sack and all. If you wanna learn how to shave your sack safely I'll right a tutorial on it later...

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Cool idea!

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Well..this page was certainly informative.

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first 2-3 pages on tea and now sack shaving gotta love it

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...same. no harm done.


Totally heterosexual.

like totally

now to make this thread less gay, anyone else waiting for fucking summer to get their motorcycles out on the fucking road??

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If you don't trim your anus hairs before shaving you'll be bumping into dingle berries and shit.

Well, people here usually wipe their ass after shitting. I don't know about texas though

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There's an awful lot of mexicans running around Tejas, so you never know what the culture is like unless you've been there I suppose

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Oh wait, the hand I shave with is the same hand I use to wipe the shit off my ass. I often do this while I'm naked, drinking tea, and browsing metaltabs.

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I'm not sure I'd trust anything you "right" as accurate...



Maybe if you don't believe in wiping your ass or showering regularly. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Are you shore about that? I think you should listen two what he has too say.

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hi metaltabs remember me?
recently rediscovered that metal is really good.
Immortal, Immolation, and Death.

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...

This should make you laugh/disturb you: The Furious Little Cinnamon Bun

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Eye don't wont too.

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English; it's a Language. Let's take a look!

Then: ...and then I stabbed her in the uterus
Than: I spoke better England than you does

To: I'm going to learn you proper England
Two: There are two poohs in my toilet
Too: You're quite ugly, too/You're too much of a cunt for us to be pals

There: There once was a man named Flunt/You can find our selection of butt-plugs over there
They're [They+Are]: They're a shower o' bastards
Their: Their scrotums were incredibly hairy

Your: Your mother enjoys my penis/Your IQ is just above that of a spanner
You're [You+Are]: You're a cunt

Of: Were you born of woman, you fucking subhuman imbecile?/This smells of cum-burps
Off: Switch the lights off, I can't bare to look at you during this

Were: We were on our way to the store when I ejaculated/Once upon a time there were seven paedo-dwarves
Where: Timmy, show the court on this doll where the man's hairy-knuckled finger touched you
Wear: Please, wear this condom, lest I be impregnated with your lumpy-faced offspring

That was so worth it. There's definitely no chance that this wasn't worth it.

meh this is better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sf_pogZ8jE

by the way first link doesnt work

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I was surprised to find that I thoroughly enjoyed his live performance(s). Not sure why it was surprising haha, I think I just assumed it would be a cheesy pantomime affair.

Great clip

Ahh come on. You guys can't take a dingle-berry innuendo?

Dark Angel is pretty good.

Kind of, but when you say it, it's probably in reference to the shitty show and not the awesome band.

Leave Scars < the entire country of Sweden and half of Finland.

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Four fucking nil, motherfuckers!

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Haha I don't watch footy, but my wee brother was extremely pleased! The worst Champions League defeat for Real Madrid in its history, if I'm not mistaken. Did you do much celebrating?

I think I have a yeast infection.

Congrats! Very neat game by the Liverpudlians

Real was terrible IMHO but they didn't show much in the first match either. I was surprised to see Hiddink got through with Chelsea. He is doing a pretty good job there I guess?

haha. I've had a few of them due to the other half..not fun at all. They get worse the later you wait for treatment. Get your girlfriend(or you) to get a doctor's appointment and get a prescription of Fluconazole (Diflucan). Take it and it will clear up within in a few days.

It is less than $20 per pill if you're not insured.

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Jesus Christ, baseball must be broken. Something is wrong, clearly.

First, Australia destroys Mexico, then they almost beat powerhouse Cuba. Then Italy completely shocks those maple-sucking mother-Canuckers that sit on the top of the good ol' US. Now, shocking as this is to anyone who knows anything about baseball, Australia still has to play an elimination game tonight and Italy is already out of the tourny, so the world isn't completely broken yet.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention that the Netherlands rocked the Dominican Republic. TWICE. They were within 5 outs of beating Puerto Rico, too, and have already advanced in the tourny, with a match tonight against Puerto Rico to determine who leaves their pool as the top seed.

But in case you didn't hear,
A bunch of fucking Dutchies beat the Dominicans. TWICE. AT BASEBALL!

No, they didn't beat them at clog dancing, cheese wheeling, or slave trading. THEY BEAT THEM AT FUCKING BASEBALL. Jesus Cristo, I think half of the DRs population play MLB for a living.

What is going on with the world? Def? Doc? Do you assholes have anything to do with this conspiracy?

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I'll celebrate after we beat United this weekend, Paddy

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Thanks for the information. I'm guessing Fluconazole isn't OTC or has any hytops that are OTC. I'll have to tell my mother that I have a yeast infection so I can get my insurance card. -_-

Yeah, I got it from my girlfriend's dirty snatch.

lol, I thought you where joking about your girlfriend having a yeast infection. How the fuck does one obtain something like that anyway?

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I don't know man, I haven't ever seen anyone play baseball here

Yeast infections can be caused by a number of (non-sexual) factors. Most common is intensive washing of the genitals whereby the "good" bacteria is unwittingly removed allowing the bad stuff to thrive. It's also common among women who wear tights and who also have a propensity to sweat a lot down below.

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They can also be caused by anti-bacterial medicines. My girlfriend is taking some. So I'm certain those pills caused it.

That just sounds gross Mansley. Thanks for the image..

On another note, how annoying are neighbours that play their shitty punkrock way too loud?

Just as annoying as the neighbors who call the cops on you.... fucking gimpies.

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I`ve seen it. Total fail

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The over the counter stuff is bullshit and didn't work for me. haha, especially those creams. Fucking gross. That pill is definitely the most effective way to treat it in my experiences.

Yeah, my gf got her from meds as well. It was not a good time when I went to a duty doctor and told him that I had it..."Well...let me see!"






..he kinda looked like a bald Chris Rezendes.

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Haha, well if I would call the cops they'll tell me to piss off. Cops don't come over for that kind of stuff unless the whole neighbourhood calls them.

I just played some Obituary a tad loud. After that she got the message.

I fucking hate that shit. Over here, when the sun's out (which isn't that often) people literally open their doors, and put their speakers next to them, facing outwards, so that everyone can hear their music. They do it in their cars, too - windows rolled down, music thumping, and only when the sun is shining. What the fuck kind of stupid shit is that? "Holy crap, the sun's out, I'd best let everyone know I love Gun 'n' Roses!" FUCK me it gives me hives. These are the same twats who can't WAIT to get their shirts off and walk around topless wearing sunglasses - a luxury which, thankfully, is only available about 3 weeks out of every year in Ireland, unless the cunt's really determined and doesn't mind hail stones pelting his pastey man-boobs.

My neighbours used to have parties until about 4am on weekdays, playing folk music of all things. Obnoxious, inconsiderate cunts. The ironic thing is, they have young children who undoubtedly got fuck-all sleep for school the next day (I'm angry on behalf of their children, Jesus!). I just can't stand that sort of "me me" mentality. I think it's the arrogance of these idiots that gets to me more than anything, as if I'm just gonna "understand" and not mind the fact that I'm laying wide awake in bed on a Monday night listening to traditional Irish bass lines as they drill into my skull.

FUCK YOU, WORLD!!!!!!

You can't prove anything, motherfucker.

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At 18-19 you shouldn't let your mom hold onto your insurance card. This is just one reason why.

That's strange. I once got treated for a yeast infection by a doctor who looked like a bald Chris wearing Groucho Marx glasses. Come to think of it, he just probed around a bit without prescribing anything. And he paid me. He left the money on the dresser. It was a weird doctor's visit. But at least he was willing to do a house call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ

Pretty weird video

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http://news.aol.com/article/germany...shooting/378071

Damn school shooting in Germany..any you guys from the area they refer to in the article.

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I'm back from Myrtle Beach, did I miss anything?

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