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Old 2010-03-01, 04:02
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I have never laughed so hard in my life paddy.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.

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Old 2010-03-01, 08:59
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This band reminds me of a dream I had once. I dreamt that Will Smith stole my bike and cycled it to his bike lair, in which the bikes of all of his victims were housed. The bikes had all been melded together to form some sort of bicycle transformer-type monstrosity, and he cycled his new freshly stolen bike over to it. He got off, and took 3 or 4 steps back, and said "awwwwwwww HELL NAW!" and the bike was magnetically sucked in against the others, and it was instantly fused onto it like a gummy bear on a fat woman's thigh. It must have been the final bike required by the monster, because it came to life and creaked its way into a standing position, at which point it had a big metal shit, and in the shit were corn squares, and in the corn squares were AIDS and cancer.

The AIDS/cancer corn sprouted flipper limbs like those of an unsuccessfully aborted puddle child and started flapping and wriggling towards Will. When they were close enough they opened up like the dog in The Thing and squirted a thin stream of cum onto Will's face, and Will threw his head back in ecstasy and rubbed his chest sensually as the cum ran down in slow, thick rivulets. After about 10 minutes of this ritualistic bukkake Will laid down on his back, rubbed his pulsing, throbbing erection into submission and then cocked his head towards me and said "Iwrestledabearonce are shit" and then he exploded. And I agreed with him, so much so that I woke up nodding.

Everything I said is true and by not believing me you are entering into a binding legal contract by which you agree that you're a cunt with a fat dad who is only capable of producing Down's syndrome children with hairy knuckles.



i had to hold in my lulz for I am at school.

but nicely put.
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Old 2011-03-17, 05:49
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why are you such haters ?!! ?

iwresseledabearone have more talent in there little fingers then any of you dicks have in your hole shitty forum ... you dont even under stand what there tryin to do with there music, it defys cunvention ... you complain about new metal here because its to mainstream but your favoitye music on this form is to mainstream for iwressledabearonce fans ... thats why they/we prefer something with talent and skill ... yuou guys dont care for music at all you just like the same old shit and hate us for not liking it ...

losers.

btw if your gunna make stupid jokes or be insultign dont bother resplyin cuz i dont care what you say im not gunna stop liking what i like because of your ingrance ...
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Old 2011-03-17, 09:04
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OK, who's playing silly buggers?
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Old 2011-03-17, 09:29
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Old 2011-03-17, 09:52
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YES!! YES! OH GOD YES!! I've been waiting for this thread to be resurrected for about a solid fuckin' year. Oh boy oh boy oh boy, let the good times roll!
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Old 2011-03-18, 00:23
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It's hilarious when people get butthurt on the internet because other people don't like the same music as themselves. But fear not, when you get older, wiser and more mature, you won't give a fuck what other people think and you'll jettison the need to justify your shitty taste in music.

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Old 2011-03-18, 08:37
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I don't think we actually have enough young and new 'uns to keep a thread like this going. This situation is inexcusable and needs to rectified on the double.
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Old 2011-03-18, 08:40
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your name is dyldo ?? your mother must have a sense of humors ... and amadeus ?? you think you know as much about music as mozart ??? i can see why you dont like iwressledabearone,because you hav such high standards

i dont know why i posted here,as if i could get a proper response from this forum ..... at least johnmasley was tryin to talk sence even tho hes clearly closedminded about music dsicussion...

hes also and english tosser ..... liverpull is worse then england,it has more cunts than an vietcong whorehouse .... i lived there for 1 years when i was in uni,i exchanged from dominican rep. i wish i had stayed home,the only things i learnded was how to get raped by mersyside faggots ....

i also visisted n. america and all i had to show for it was teeshirt who said "i killed arabs for christ" ....... i hope new twin towers falls down !!!!!!!

paddy ... ireland is englands teddy bear,you never be free from anal rape ..... not while you crappy island is so close to mersyside faggots ........ IRA fucks eachothers with ak47s .....

iwresledabearonce desrve respect,you assholess dont .... instead of having this talk why not continue suck on your fathers tiny dick ?????

p.s beware of jonmansly,i heard hes from mersyside...............
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Old 2011-03-18, 09:20
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I've wrestled a horse a couple of times and no one is calling ME a musical genius.
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Old 2011-03-19, 03:09
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Old 2011-03-19, 04:25
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amadeas .... you wressled with your mother when she tried to make you eat her pussy .... you also wressle with homosexality,becauis you love pensis but are ascared to admit it to your fat gf .......

gomli .... i might stay to taught you idiots what music really is ...... you need to have the lessons.....

if you wannt to hate and be snobs i will happy to debate and tell you you are all faggots .....

i will be here for a-while !!!!!!
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Old 2011-03-19, 05:13
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i might stay to taught you idiots what music really is ...... you need to have the lessons.....


You will? Oh good, I've always said it does you good to learn new things.

My mother have wrestled horses too. She is even less of a musical genius than I am. Something about this logic doesn't work.
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Old 2011-03-19, 05:19
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i will be here for a-while !!!!!!
Mmm, I wouldn't count on it. Getting banned for being a belligerent arse after only 3 posts would surely be a new record even by the standards of the hit 'n' run posters in this thread.

If IWABO are such groundbreaking geniuses they surely don't need defending from sub-mental manglers of basic language conventions. No one has to troll literature forums to make sure no one is disrespecting Shakespeare, nor do they have to picket Robert Deniro movies to make sure everyone considers him to be one of the best actors of our time. The fact that you're here acting like such a monumental twat on the band's behalf is fairly strong evidence that maybe IWABO aren't that great after all.

That said, Mansley is almost certainly a Merseyside faggot.
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Old 2011-03-19, 12:41
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amadeus ......... may be you mother wressled horses to pay for your uni degree in faggotries..... you seemed like you did well to that course.... money well spent by Mother Faggot!!!

paddy ..... on st patricks day i drinked a ginness with my uncle,hes lived in dublin during 19 80's ,he telled me about how irish girls have front bottoms made from silkworms,and it burn your cock when you fucked them...... i say you must have silkwormed mother,and you were born burned in the head,like the sick man in the movies i am sam ......

do your forum have any prodestants? i hope so,they should tell fenian paddy that he has no freedom to be irish, n.irlenad belong to merseyside faggots ...... may be thats why you call to me a twat (???) because you are jelous of my countries freedoms..... im a black man from s.america,and i have more free than 1st world uk paddy .....

iwressledabearonce can write music in 288888/66666 sig if they wanted too,they know music in ways you only know gay pornos,they hav writed more notes than you eat dinners.... notes you never hear in your lifes ........ if you can tell to me any diffrent i like to hear!!!!!
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Old 2011-03-19, 13:18
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Can someone translate this shit? Unfortunately I don't speak troglodyte, and Babel Fish always returns the same result: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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Old 2011-03-19, 13:21
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Okay okay joke's over, who made the alternate account?
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Old 2011-03-19, 14:01
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amadeus ......... may be you mother wressled horses to pay for your uni degree in faggotries..... you seemed like you did well to that course.... money well spent by Mother Faggot!!!

paddy ..... on st patricks day i drinked a ginness with my uncle,hes lived in dublin during 19 80's ,he telled me about how irish girls have front bottoms made from silkworms,and it burn your cock when you fucked them...... i say you must have silkwormed mother,and you were born burned in the head,like the sick man in the movies i am sam ......

do your forum have any prodestants? i hope so,they should tell fenian paddy that he has no freedom to be irish, n.irlenad belong to merseyside faggots ...... may be thats why you call to me a twat (???) because you are jelous of my countries freedoms..... im a black man from s.america,and i have more free than 1st world uk paddy .....

iwressledabearonce can write music in 288888/66666 sig if they wanted too,they know music in ways you only know gay pornos,they hav writed more notes than you eat dinners.... notes you never hear in your lifes ........ if you can tell to me any diffrent i like to hear!!!!!


So, in all seriousness I put it to you - is it even possible to decide who stands for the most ultimate suckitude, iwressledabearonce or the Volta Vaccum X-3900?

Feeeeeed the...
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Old 2011-03-20, 02:21
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shredisdead..... i was gunna ask the same question,i think all these users are fakes,noone can be so ignrant to say what they say,it must be a joke.....

amadeas.........................................feed the mothers pussy,faggot!!!!!

i want to talk for the iwressledabearone,not about faggots,but if you all cant talk about the band and need to talk about gay pornos maybe ill just stop comming here to read gay nonsence.........




iwressledabreaonce album 'its all hapenning' is one of the best albums i ever hear,before this i though the best album was 'passon and warfear" by steve via..... but i think his guitar skills is made obsolete by iwressledabearone ..... steve is empty music,iwressled is deeper and more difficult to play on guitar,it true test of your skills,and i doubt any one here can play them.............

please to respond to music discusssion,not about how many cocks you lick when you go to faggot bars !!!!!!!

ps-- i like for you to lick your mothers anus hole,because may be you will devlope a sense of 'taste' instead of a love for boring craps like metalica and slipknot......... maybe when you pull down the hoodie you hear clearly..... i doubt it,but it worth the try.......
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Old 2011-03-20, 03:07
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please to respond to music discusssion,not about how many cocks you lick when you go to faggot bars !!!!!!!
I wish you hadn't made this stipulation; licking cocks in gay bars is pretty much all I know.

To go from Steve Vai to IWABO is like going from murdering children to simply raping them and then expecting people to respect you for your "growth". It doesn't matter how you slice it, you're a cunt.

The only reason you haven't been banned yet is because the forum is pretty much dead and reading your staggering levels of stupidity is the most fun we've had for months, kinda like when a circus burns down but a monkey rides a pig through the flames to safety and gets his own sideshow as a result. Have at it. Just make sure you don't venture into the rest of the forum with this attitude, for I WILL destroy you.
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