2008-05-21, 22:11
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RTT #136: I just shat a decorated christmas tree...
... ouch.
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2008-05-21, 22:28
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hahahah where/how did you come up with that?
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2008-05-21, 22:37
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I can't remember the comedian's name for the life of me, but I got it from his Comedy Central Presents. The bit was something like "I told my dad that joke and he laughed so hard he shat a decorated christmas tree." I swear I laughed for 5 minutes afterwords.
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2008-05-21, 22:39
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I love stand up. I watched a dvd of Louis C.K. the other day and it was hilarious.
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2008-05-21, 22:43
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Most fascinating posts ever.
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HAI GAIZ! U CAN BE IMPRESSED I DO DRUGS NOW?!
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2008-05-21, 22:43
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Louis C.K. is great.
I did some research, the comedian is Todd Glass.
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2008-05-21, 22:47
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Most fascinating posts ever.
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Ha. As are 99% of the posts in the RTT's.
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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2008-05-22, 00:21
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just got back from the show. it was pretty fuckin decent. arch enemy kicked ass anyways. line up was firewind, devine heresy, dark tranquillity, and arch enemy.
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2008-05-22, 00:23
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What show is that?
Lots of melo-death.
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2008-05-22, 00:31
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Arch Enemy is great live. I saw them years ago with Hatebeed and Slayer in philly at the electric factory. I was prob 14 or 15 at the time. Damn, time flies by. That was still the best show I was ever at. Slayer played the entire Reign in Blood album as an encore.
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2008-05-22, 00:53
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Todd Glass.
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2008-05-22, 01:00
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just got back from the show. it was pretty fuckin decent. arch enemy kicked ass anyways. line up was firewind, devine heresy, dark tranquillity, and arch enemy.
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How was Dark Tranquility?
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I love stand up. I watched a dvd of Louis C.K. the other day and it was hilarious.
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2008-05-22, 01:36
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my grand slam was supposed to come with sausage
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2008-05-22, 01:44
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
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Let me be the first to say...
dingleberry!!!!
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2008-05-22, 08:25
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What show is that?
Lots of melo-death.
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its the tyranny and bloodshred tour.
and dark tranquillity was pretty sweet. i havnt really listend to them in like 3 years but they still kicked ass.
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2008-05-22, 11:34
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2008-05-22, 15:35
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2008-05-22, 16:40
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I don't think anyone has said 'cunt' yet... hmmmm... well....
CUNT
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