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Old 2008-05-21, 22:11
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RTT #136: I just shat a decorated christmas tree...

... ouch.
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Old 2008-05-21, 22:28
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hahahah where/how did you come up with that?
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Old 2008-05-21, 22:37
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I can't remember the comedian's name for the life of me, but I got it from his Comedy Central Presents. The bit was something like "I told my dad that joke and he laughed so hard he shat a decorated christmas tree." I swear I laughed for 5 minutes afterwords.
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Old 2008-05-21, 22:39
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I love stand up. I watched a dvd of Louis C.K. the other day and it was hilarious.
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Old 2008-05-21, 22:43
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Louis C.K. is great.

I did some research, the comedian is Todd Glass.
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Old 2008-05-21, 22:47
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Most fascinating posts ever.


Ha. As are 99% of the posts in the RTT's.
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just got back from the show. it was pretty fuckin decent. arch enemy kicked ass anyways. line up was firewind, devine heresy, dark tranquillity, and arch enemy.
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What show is that?

Lots of melo-death.





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Old 2008-05-22, 00:31
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Arch Enemy is great live. I saw them years ago with Hatebeed and Slayer in philly at the electric factory. I was prob 14 or 15 at the time. Damn, time flies by. That was still the best show I was ever at. Slayer played the entire Reign in Blood album as an encore.
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Old 2008-05-22, 00:53
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Todd Glass.

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just got back from the show. it was pretty fuckin decent. arch enemy kicked ass anyways. line up was firewind, devine heresy, dark tranquillity, and arch enemy.
How was Dark Tranquility?
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I love stand up. I watched a dvd of Louis C.K. the other day and it was hilarious.



Shameless is the absolute best piece of standup comedy ever recorded.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaDiqlLWRoE

Here's some Todd Glass standup. Watch all 3 parts, it's hilarious.
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Old 2008-05-22, 08:25
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What show is that?

Lots of melo-death.


its the tyranny and bloodshred tour.

and dark tranquillity was pretty sweet. i havnt really listend to them in like 3 years but they still kicked ass.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaDiqlLWRoE

Here's some Todd Glass standup. Watch all 3 parts, it's hilarious.



awesome. i need more standup to listen to. i've all but exhausted listening to doug stanhope.
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I don't think anyone has said 'cunt' yet... hmmmm... well....

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