2002-11-10, 20:15
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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RTT #13 - This is your blind-worm cycle
KNOW YE NOTHING FURTHER THAN YOUR OWN STENCH?
HEAVEN IS INDIFFERENT TO YOUR SALVATION OR CATASTROPHE!
So there.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2002-11-10, 20:31
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I agree.
Jimi Hendrix shouldn't be dead.
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2002-11-10, 21:28
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yes he should be dead. he OD'ed, its his own fault
1.the dragon is ok, however, it looks like "The Joacim Lies Bleeding"
2. that kid was "Heeding the Call" to kick Joacim's ass.
3. He is "Stronger Than All" except for when he opposes crazy kids with beer bottles
4. Joacim- "The Fallen One"
5. "Let the Joacim Fall"
6. Joacim went to "Dreamland"
7. "At the End of the Rainbow" is a few scars and a hospital bill.
8. "Steel Meets Steel"? more like bottle meets face....
9. "Stone Cold"=Joacim
10. I guess "The Way of the Warrior" is to get their asses handed to them by little punks
11. "Always Will Be" scarred
12. Joacim couldn't "Raise the Hammer" in time cuz the kid raised the bottle too quickly.
13. "Living in Victory"? yeah right, I'd say he just lived a night at the hospital
14. It is sad how a "Templar of Steel" can lose to a kid with a bottle.
15. I guess the word "Power", in Power Metal dioesn't stand for physical power.
16. Joacim should have been wearing his plate mail armor WITH the helmet
17. Joacim lost cuz he was only carrying his Dragon Slayer Sword instead of his Little Punk Black Metal Fan Slayer Sword.
18. Joacim couldn't get any help from his fellow band mates because they were busy masterbating to a movie......... not a porno movie, no, it was "Lord of the Rings"
19. Oscar (HF guitarist), would have helped Joacim, but he was trying to hit on some women by telling them about his Level 35 Paladin
20. Joacim lost the fight because Jesper Stromblad wasn't there to help him, Joacim probably expected Jesper to automatically help him because Jesper helps HammerFall write so many of their songs.
1. the drummer was having Joacim "Heed the Call" in his pants.
2. "PeckerFall"
3. Power metal clearly stands for Joacim's cock working power.
4. Joacim is and the drummer are going "Back to Back'.................. in bed
5. "The Dragon Lies Bleeding" ............ probably from the butt if Joacim just got to him.....
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2002-11-10, 21:38
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goddam dude let it go, jeez......it's already established that this Joacim character is a faggot......let it go dude.
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2002-11-10, 21:54
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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don't let it go, fuck him in his faggot ass.
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2002-11-10, 21:58
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2002-11-10, 22:06
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Quote:
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2002-11-10, 22:08
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hey wally, since you're becoming a nuclear technician, can i call you homer?
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2002-11-10, 22:11
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shut the fuck up weijia
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2002-11-10, 22:19
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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shut the fuck up weijia
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2002-11-10, 22:26
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Quote:
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hey wally, since you're becoming a nuclear technician, can i call you homer?
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no
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-11-10, 23:08
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Shut the fuck up weijia and get your goddamn middle eastern foods out of here. Wait, nevermind, just shut the fuck up.
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2002-11-10, 23:34
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yeah middle-eastern food rules (i could go for a crunch patty sandwich right.....now), but weijia sucks big moneynuts.
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2002-11-10, 23:35
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goddam
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2002-11-10, 23:37
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I CANT LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its cuz nothing like this will EVER happen again. the ONLY thing that can top this is if Byron from Bal Sagoth gets his ass kicked.
damn nightwish is just too good.
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"I guess it all works out in the end"
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2002-11-10, 23:40
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ha, i like that last spam thread
"Seems like it might be useful......"
i like how he even added the smiley face next to the thread...............
pathetic
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"Hey! They're working! My feet are soaking wet, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"
"I guess it all works out in the end"
"Yeah, the REAR end."
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2002-11-13, 14:10
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If a black man played metal, would it then be black metal? And is there such a thing as spermafrost?
I just have to ask!
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2002-11-13, 16:45
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if a black man played metal it would be called Stuck Mojo. Spermafrost? never heard of the term............
it is really difficult to try and cut out a neat slice of banana cream pie.....messy.....
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"Hey! They're working! My feet are soaking wet, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"
"I guess it all works out in the end"
"Yeah, the REAR end."
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2002-11-13, 18:41
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I am a tax on the world..
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Quote:
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if a black man played metal it would be called Stuck Mojo.
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or sepultura, the crap of today
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-11-13, 22:27
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well Stuck Mojo is fronted by a man with African heritage.
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"Hey! They're working! My feet are soaking wet, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"
"I guess it all works out in the end"
"Yeah, the REAR end."
-Beavis and Butt-head
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