
2004-06-20, 12:38
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Your using a wirless system and you start to pick up radio frequencies (like spinal tap)... those frequencies are from a local radio station that likes to play blink 182 
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2004-06-25, 12:22
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hahahahahahahah thats a classic BLS, that is pretty much the worst that can happen!.... case closed! haha.

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2004-06-25, 13:24
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Pickup mounts brake lose and the pups gets stuck under and to the strings during a proformance making a horrible sound, over loads the amp and burns it up before you can disconect the guitar... that's my nightmare.
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2004-06-25, 15:23
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you headbang in front of the drum set, the drumstick breaks and pokes you in the eye, half blind you stumble across the stage, the jack falls out, the straps break and the guitar hits the stage breaking the neck and one of the strings snaps out your other eye, you walk forward and land face first in a gay guys crotch
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2004-06-25, 17:07
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haha, Thats a good one.
I was acually shocked badly once when I was trying out a friends amp and guitar, without a ground prong I learned painfully. I touched a metal door with my pick hand while holding the strings with the other. The strings burned an imprint on my hand. Now I fear all fender guitars and amps.
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2004-06-25, 17:46
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my amp ( its old and shitty) doesnt eve have a ground prong, so if i plug it in the wtrong way like reversed i get shocked if i complete the circuit, that is, put my fretting hand and my picking hand on the strings. its not painful but annoying after awhile and if i touch the bridge then my hand spazs
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2004-06-25, 18:35
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Try using a 100 watt amp with the electrical polartiy revervsed and touching a grounded door. Huge differences in protentual voltage! Talk about current! That fuckin hurt so bad I nearly shit my pants.
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2004-06-27, 10:56
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going along with what soulinsane said, you could piss or shit your pants.
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2004-06-27, 17:10
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that sucks the donkey shlong, i hope it never happens to me. haha imagine bieng fried by one of those old electric chairs.
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2004-06-29, 07:44
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