i got one, it didnt happen while i was playing but its good:


it was just after one practice, i was leaving the house with my bass in its softh case on may shoulder and the fucking case opened and the bass strikes really hard against the flour. my frends just couldnt stop of laughing. thas the wors thing have ever happne to me.

well once during a party, my pick get broken and i had to keep playin just whit a litle piece of it, thats whay i started to play with my fingrs.

you throw a guitar body into the air and attempt to spear it with your bass but you miss and it comes crashing down into your face giving you a minor concussion.

(hey, it happened to chris novoselic of nirvana).

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why dig up this dumb thread from almost a year ago?

you are comfortably dumb!.. put that in your signature.

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i didn't know it was a year old. It was only on the second page.
Comfortably_Dumb used to be my handle on another site. But you get an A for creativity.

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You know... people like you are quite stupid... When a guy continiue an old post, you get angry(oh fucking grave digger bla, bla, bla). And when a guy starts a thread who has allready been discussed, you tell him to look at that old thread.

There is to many pathetic bullshiters around at boards

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yuppie, my first signature appearance


Anyway C_N, you're an Artfag and probably have a mustache. Go out and fuck yourself.

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hahahahah.
Sorry doctor, There was no room in my sig. for that but i'm making it.

That's good. A fucking mustache...

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You're a fucking faggot, stop bring up old threads you nigger.

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it was only on the second page.
I think you just want the privalege of getting in my signature.
And sorry i have no more room in the sig. box.

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Why is it everyone keeps insulting you? (and with such weak insults as you clearly demonstrated)

Seriously though this thread is way off topic, I think Walpurgis should just lock it.

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he's off nuking stuff. and tattered also out of here so we prob. need a new mod or nomad should close it

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...cuz I'm different....
...

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because you are............GAY


Y.O.U.R.E. G.A.Y. YOUR GAY

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See now your insults are just plain unrealistic.
I love pussy, and eat and fuck one everyday (minus a week a month).
So, back to your hand....

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your posts are GAY too

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Do you have some suppressed emotions that may be coming out subconciously in your insults?

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Fuck me for bring this old thread back from the dead yet again, but this is some funny shit

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yeah right, why is everyone randommly slagging of UN? whats he done. and whats wrong with digging this thread up, it was a classic! and it still is... cant think of any funny unlucky things that can happen while ur on stage.. but i will soon! haha

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How about your standing there playing bass and you see a chick with big tits in the crowd. You decide to do a stage dive, but nobody catches you in the mosh pit so you land on your dick. Then the the moshing continues and you get trampled! SO DOES YOUR COCK!

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hahaha that would feel really great, the worst thing that can happen is walking on ur lead, and it coming out of the jack input on ur bass, or the amp.. thats gay.. never happened live tho, cos ive seen people do it, so i tuck it into my strap...

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