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Originally Posted by Chris Rezendes
Some of us can multitask. Everything I've ever said on this forum has been typed with one hand, especially when I'm in this thread.
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If one hand is on your man-meat and the other is typing, how do you hold the binoculars? |
2009-02-22, 21:02
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If one hand is on your man-meat and the other is typing, how do you hold the binoculars?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-02-23, 01:47
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If one hand is on your man-meat and the other is typing, how do you hold the binoculars?
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Snip Snap.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2009-02-23, 08:14
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If one hand is on your man-meat and the other is typing, how do you hold the binoculars?
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Some of us have ticklish balls, and get no pleasure out of them being touched.
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2009-02-23, 08:26
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2009-02-23, 08:46
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LOL NOT THA MICH4LZ GLOVE NOO!!!
Really I have ticklish nuts..when I'm having sex and she touches my balls i almost fall to the floor like a small child and go "Stop*Laughing*, Stop*Laughing*, stop*Laughing*". Anyone else have ticklish nuts?
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2009-02-23, 09:20
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when I'm having sex and she touches my balls
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2009-02-23, 09:23
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Stop pretending you have a girlfriend |
Na i don't have a girlfriend I'm a complete whore man if you want the truth...what i meant to say is when any girl.
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2009-02-23, 09:38
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Na i don't have a girlfriend I'm a complete whore man if you want the truth...what i meant to say is when any girl.
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Haha just kidding 
I hope you suit-up when you're bangin' your reams of women! Don't be bringing your cock-rot over here when you exchange with one of our clean, wholesome students! |
2009-02-23, 12:38
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I like that way when we see most Irish people on T.V. their a ginger kid, have a lot of red headed people over there or some then?
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2009-02-23, 13:06
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I like that way when we see most Irish people on T.V. their a ginger kid, have a lot of red headed people over there or some then?
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Haha not as many as you'd think. They are enough of a minority here that they tend to get the same level of ridicule as they would in any other country. I've never understood why that is. I've heard that because Judas was allegedly ginger, all gingers since him have been treated like shit. I've also heard that ginger hair is a sign that your mother slept with Satan (apparently Satan pumps out red spunk). Reminds me of a joke, actually:
Maternity Waiting Room
Midwife: Mr. Smith, I have some good news and some bad news.
Mr. Smith: Shit...well, give me the bad news first.
Midwife: I'm afraid your son was stillborn. There was nothing we could do.
Mr. Smith: Oh shit...that's just awful! What's the good news?
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2009-02-23, 13:12
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Very strange
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2009-02-26, 15:14
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I got through five seconds and had to run....you figure they would have picked some different music.
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it took me about 2 secs, i just looked directly at the roof of my room.
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2009-02-26, 15:42
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it took me about 2 secs, i just looked directly at the roof of my room.
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Don't worry mate, it's fake When you know that while you watch it it's actually pretty obvious. I think the weird wanking ritual at the beginning, and the ooze coming out of his dick near the end of the clip, makes it seem more believable. It's a little detail you wouldn't think would be worth the time/effort fabricating.
That said, the other video showing the finger chiselling and such is real. The fake one is the second clip, just in case you decided to have a look! |
2009-02-26, 19:10
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This thread is by far becoming one of the weirdest database's for freaky shit on the internet.
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2009-02-27, 04:39
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This thread is by far becoming one of the weirdest database's for freaky shit on the internet.
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That's what I love about this forum 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-02-27, 11:55
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A man films his wife giving birth to a dead baby:
http://theync.com/media.php?name=80...-father-records
Apparently the child was killed as a result of malpractice on the part of the medical staff, which is what I'm assuming prompted the father to get the camera out.
Here's a lazy translation from a gore forum:
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Father: There’s no one, no one here. There my love, there. There’s no one here, just let it come out. Let it come out, it’s already out, mom. There, let it come out for god.
Mother: I don’t want to. I don’t understand. I don’t want to. No.
Father: There nothing more will happen
Mother: When are they coming?
Father: Look, Look (pointing at the baby) for god sake. Look at what’s going on, because of you all. Help her. For god.
And.. Blah blah, something that she’s been like that since 6pm.
And the nurse says something about the time also.
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2009-02-27, 12:00
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A man films his wife giving birth to a dead baby:
http://theync.com/media.php?name=80...-father-records
Apparently the child was killed as a result of malpractice on the part of the medical staff, which is what I'm assuming prompted the father to get the camera out.
Here's a lazy translation from a gore forum:
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Oh wow. well, can't really say anything about this except the baby kinda looks like one of my shits after steak and potato night. |
2009-02-28, 10:49
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2009-03-23, 08:40
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Okay.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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