2006-06-05, 16:50
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theory jokes
im sure we have heard a few of them, mostly bad ones but give em anyway
Q:why did the pianist go to jail?
A: he fingered A minor
Q: Why did the 5th leave the army?
A: he knew he would never be a Major
those are the only two i can think of right now
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2006-06-05, 16:58
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*groooooan*
i dont know any, but smiled at those. a smile in anguish that is
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2006-06-05, 17:30
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The new 'Theory Of Relativity':
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2006-06-05, 18:44
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2006-06-05, 20:23
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Nothing personal but I think I would rather hit myself in the head. . .. I did it every day when my old piano instructor would say "What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft- a flat minor" and the whole "all cows eat what?" and then answer "not hay. . . but what, grass". . . . . I seriously wanted to strangle that guys when he did that crap sometimes. .. . .
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2006-06-05, 21:13
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I seriously wanted to strangle that guys when he did that crap sometimes. .. . .
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2006-06-06, 05:30
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Nothing personal but I think I would rather hit myself in the head. . .. I did it every day when my old piano instructor would say "What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft- a flat minor" and the whole "all cows eat what?" and then answer "not hay. . . but what, grass". . . . . I seriously wanted to strangle that guys when he did that crap sometimes. .. . .
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i dont get the cow one
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2006-06-06, 09:27
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Think it's suppose to be a way to remember the notes on the treble clef or something like that.
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2006-06-06, 10:08
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the spaces on the bass cleff are ACEG. and peeps always are saying all cows eat grass to remember the note names.
A-all
C-cows
E-eat
G-grass
then for treble remembering the notes for the lines are
E-every
G-good
B-boy
D-deserves
F-fudge
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2006-06-06, 13:27
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Originally Posted by guitar_demon
im sure we have heard a few of them, mostly bad ones but give em anyway
Q:why did the pianist go to jail?
A: he fingered A minor
Q: Why did the 5th leave the army?
A: he knew he would never be a Major
those are the only two i can think of right now
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They are both quite funny. Particularly the second one, for me at least. It's got more reference and less pun.
The 5th is not major! 
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2006-06-06, 13:29
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...... what did the guitar wear to the beach?....
A:a G string.
What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
A: Pick on someone your own size
How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a musician's car?
A:Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
Why did Bach get rid of all of his chickens?
A:Because his audience, at every concert, kept yelling... "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach
not really theory but thats all i could think of. pretty corney huh?
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ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting! |
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2006-06-06, 19:53
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Thats really funny haha. Too true.. too true
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2006-06-07, 11:08
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How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a musician's car?
A:Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof....
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2006-06-07, 18:37
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Whats the difference between (insert musician's name here) and feedback?
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2006-06-08, 01:16
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Put your finger under my G string and clean out the grime.
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2006-06-08, 13:07
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...... what did the guitar wear to the beach?....
A:a G string.
What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
A: Pick on someone your own size
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2006-06-08, 15:02
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Originally Posted by tchambliss
Nothing personal but I think I would rather hit myself in the head. . .. I did it every day when my old piano instructor would say "What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft- a flat minor" and the whole "all cows eat what?" and then answer "not hay. . . but what, grass". . . . . I seriously wanted to strangle that guys when he did that crap sometimes. .. . .
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Hahaha
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2006-06-12, 23:01
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Think it's suppose to be a way to remember the notes on the treble clef or something like that.
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ya itz teh basz cl3ff N00BZ0RZ
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2006-06-14, 20:21
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The only thing gayer that that response is all the jokes in this thread.
Not that they were meant to be funny, but. My old guitar teacher was a jazz guitarist, and he was a douche bag, and made alot of jokes like that. Its painful that I was paying to listen to that for a half an hour.
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2006-06-15, 02:57
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The only thing gayer that that response is all the jokes in this thread.
Not that they were meant to be funny, but. My old guitar teacher was a jazz guitarist, and he was a douche bag, and made alot of jokes like that. Its painful that I was paying to listen to that for a half an hour.
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