2007-09-18, 17:49
|
 |
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,676
|
|
|
Rugby World Cup '07
Can't believe we don't have a rugby thread.
My fearless and most likely inaccurate quarter-final predictions:
Australia vs. England - Worst RWC defence EVAR. England will be shattered into bitch juice.
NZ vs. France - Sorry, France. NZ too strong, too creative, too Maori.
SA vs. Wales - Wales gets brutalised. Be fun to watch.
Argentina vs. Scotland - Scotland are my dark horse. But they lose here.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2007-09-18, 20:56
|
 |
Wasted Custom User title
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Minneapolis.
Posts: 5,002
|
|
|
rugby is a good sport.
__________________
This is my signature.
|
2007-09-18, 23:07
|
|
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,985
|
|
|
I see some Southern Hemisphere (i.e. the world's anus) bias here. My prediction is that the US doesn't care about rugby and Jonah Lomu would scare us in person.
|
2007-09-18, 23:16
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,676
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by PST 88
I see some Southern Hemisphere (i.e. the world's anus) bias here. My prediction is that the US doesn't care about rugby and Jonah Lomu would scare us in person.
|
I wouldn't really call it 'bias' as much as 'the Northern hemisphere currently being appallingly shit at rugby'.
Jonah Lomu is doesn't have kidneys. I find Jerry Collins scarier.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2007-09-19, 03:05
|
 |
Schrodinger's Cat
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Liverpool, England
Posts: 5,957
|
|
|
England are laughable, even with "Man of Glass" candidate Wilkinson in the starting XV. No creativity, no guile, no possession in the opposition's half, no strategy and an early flight home to watch the semi-finals on TV.
If South Africa fire on all cylinders they're my outside bet, particularly if the opposition ignore the threat of Habana from deep, but I can't see beyond New Zealand. But will they bottle it again? That's the question...
__________________
Album of the day:
Winterfylleth - The Thredony of Triumph
|
2007-09-19, 04:32
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,676
|
|
|
Manswhore, I can even see you clowns losing to Tonga on a truly bad day. Then you wouldn't make the fucking quarters... Ouch.
Cool pool matches to come: Ireland vs. France. Scotland vs. Italy. Fiji vs. Wales.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2007-09-19, 04:38
|
|
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,985
|
|
|
That's because the Northern Hemisphere is, as it has always been, engaged in a true man's sport: wars of conquest. You ever noticed how the Southern Hemisphere hasn't conquered shit? It's because all its time is spent playing that pussy sport for 12 year-old prepubescent girls asking God if He's there.
And any large blackish man is enough to scare Americans in person.
|
2007-09-19, 06:01
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,676
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by PST 88
That's because the Northern Hemisphere is, as it has always been, engaged in a true man's sport: wars of conquest. You ever noticed how the Southern Hemisphere hasn't conquered shit? It's because all its time is spent playing that pussy sport for 12 year-old prepubescent girls asking God if He's there.
And any large blackish man is enough to scare Americans in person.
|
Well, either that, or something to do with being recent colonies. Now imperial aggression is not so de rigeur except for your rotten lot, we have to take what symbolic victories we can get.
It has occurred to me that many of the people here might not have seen the girls at play! It's a curious world.
Pattycake session..
This one has pretty hair.
Cheeky little things.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2007-09-19, 07:46
|
|
Schrodinger's Cat
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Liverpool, England
Posts: 5,957
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
Manswhore, I can even see you clowns losing to Tonga on a truly bad day.
|
I can see this, too, unfortunately. We truly are abysmal.
__________________
Album of the day:
Winterfylleth - The Thredony of Triumph
|
2007-09-19, 08:26
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,676
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by johnmansley
I can see this, too, unfortunately. We truly are abysmal.
|
I don't think it's likely, though. Tonga play violent loony Islander rugby, running all over the place at all angles at the slightest provocation. They think the breakdown is something that happens to a car, and they treat turnovers as routine that bring the joy of tackling white people. All you'll need is a bit of discipline and it should happen.
Also, you've got the Amazingly Breakable Bootboy and Olly Barkley back. That's good... right?
(One thing I forgot though... You've got to play Samoa first. Samoa will be PISSED OFF they lost to Tonga, because they hate each other and play all the time, and usually they win. If Samoa beat you, Tonga will fancy themselves and play like mad cunts.)
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2007-09-19, 15:29
|
|
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,985
|
|
|
Oh, I've seen the sissy maries with their fancy shirts and their stylish hairdos throw their arms around one another and have a make out pile, nine to a side.
|
2007-09-19, 15:55
|
 |
dsnt trust ne1 < 30
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Home is where the <3 is
Posts: 8,834
|
|
|
Reading this thread has got to be more fun than watching a game.
__________________
My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
|
2007-09-19, 19:32
|
|
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,985
|
|
|
Actually I find watching prepubescent girls make out much more fun than talking shit about any sport.
And I also wonder why the Canadian team isn't on your list, being recent colonies and all. What the hell symbolic victories do they get? None. They have to wake up every morning and deal with the fact that they're Canadian.
|
2007-09-24, 07:09
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,676
|
|
|
Tonga put the wind right up the Boks.
Roll on Tonga vs. England!
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2007-09-29, 08:27
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,676
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
Tonga put the wind right up the Boks.
Roll on Tonga vs. England!
|
Fuck you all.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2007-09-30, 13:56
|
|
Schrodinger's Cat
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Liverpool, England
Posts: 5,957
|
|
|
Now to destroy Australia *evil maniacal laugh*
Or maybe not...
__________________
Album of the day:
Winterfylleth - The Thredony of Triumph
|
2007-09-30, 19:01
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,676
|
|
|
PROBABLY NOT, NO.
Fucking Tongans. Can't trust 'em.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2007-10-06, 10:21
|
 |
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 472
|
|
 bring on NZ in the semi.
its wierd to think that the whole of england will be cheering for france this evening, but we will be pulverised by the All Blacks. again.
Fiji to beat S.Africa and Scotland to beat the Argies.
__________________
"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
|
2007-10-06, 18:32
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 100
|
|
|
HOW THE FUCK DID FRANCE AND ENGLAND WIN???
|
2007-10-07, 02:40
|
 |
Jono
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 2,761
|
|
|
Heh, thats why I never tip these days...
Good first half for Australia, horrendous second.. Surprised to see the Kiwi's go down.
|
| Thread Tools |
Search this Thread |
|
|
|
| Rate This Thread |
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 16:44.
|
