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Old 2007-08-03, 21:33
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Mr. Hands

This is a thread dedicated to the life and work of a simple man, Kenneth Pinyan.

He died doing what he loved, and he should have a commemorative thread dedicated to him, its the least we can do.


http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Mr_Hands


The video.
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Old 2007-08-03, 21:46
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I feel that some kind of warning is necessary.

The above video is of a horse fucking a man, who later died from internal haemorrhaging.
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Thanks for the video warning FBS
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Old 2007-08-03, 21:51
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Jim was lying. It's actually a video of your second favorite female celebrity fucking your favorite one with a strap on.

That horse didn't really seem into it.
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Old 2007-08-03, 22:22
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NSFW tag

not all of us are at work at this hour, but its still a common courtesy
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Old 2007-08-03, 22:27
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This is metaltabs. This is not your gay little day forum. There are no 'not safe for work' tags here, and there never will be. So, quit being a whiney little fag and introduce your workplace to men taking horse cock up the ass.
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Old 2007-08-03, 22:32
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not even regarding work, NSFW is helpful for people who have family in the room

neither of those apply to me. but im sure im not the only one who skipped right to the video
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Old 2007-08-03, 22:40
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Again, this isn't one of your faggy forums where we care if your workplace or family's offended. That's a dumb little internetism I'm glad hasn't penetrated this place thus far.
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Old 2007-08-03, 23:13
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Again, this isn't one of your faggy forums where we care if your workplace or family's offended. That's a dumb little internetism I'm glad hasn't penetrated this place thus far.

boy we sure are tuff guys on this forum

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT amirite guys

its just a courtesy

edit, no point taking this any further.

on a more humorous note i expected this to be the guy who hand farts songs, like iron maidens the trooper. i was suprised by the video...
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Thought you had destroyed the last copy, huh Tranny? Reading about Mr. Hands was really annoying as I had to look up every other gay "e" word or phrase. Who is the dude blowing his brains out?
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Old 2007-08-04, 00:04
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A courtesy, huh? Well, let's think about this. What's the first link posted? Is it an explanation of what the video is? Why yes, it fucking is. If, having read that, you decide to open a video of a man getting fucked in the ass in front of your family or coworkers, you've made an informed choice. And if, having been given the option of finding out what the video is you decide to ignore that info and just watch the thing anyway, then you probably deserve the embarrassment of that decision. In either case, having a dumb little label because it's internet tradition is completely unnecessary and idiotic, and a sign that you've spent too much time on too many internet forums.

Anyway, anybody else think the horse didn't really want to fuck this dude?
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I'm just curious to know if his coworkers and friends knew about this. Seriosly, he must fart a lot.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! daaaaamn I didnt laughed like that since a while ago.
Dying because he got a horsecock in the ass and having an ass blood loss. This guy deserve to be make fun of him!
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Thought you had destroyed the last copy, huh Tranny? Reading about Mr. Hands was really annoying as I had to look up every other gay "e" word or phrase. Who is the dude blowing his brains out?

Well here are more 'formal' links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com...x.php/Mr._Hands


The dude blowing his brains out is Bud Dwyer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bud_dwyer

He's everywhere on encyclopediadramatica.

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Anyway, anybody else think the horse didn't really want to fuck this dude?

Yeah. Horses usually go apeshit for pussy. That horse also came very fucking fast, which I'm sure Mr. Pinyan was grateful for, judging by his vocals. But I guess that's because his ass is probably quite tight compared to a horse cunt.
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Old 2007-08-04, 03:11
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Damn I read about Bud Dywer and that is just horrible.

I would think people would noticed goatses distinctive "I get fucked in the ass by a hose" walk.
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Horses are somewhat mechanical when it comes to these things. I think if you tickle one long enough and stick something in front of it that is vaguely hole-related, it won't take much else for there to be VIOLENT HORSELOVE ensuing.
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