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Old 2007-05-03, 09:24
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Old 2007-05-03, 11:04
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Old 2007-05-03, 12:00
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A guy tears a phone book in half
http://youtube.com/watch?v=443Ez5FtMtA (For all you fitness buffs )

EDIT: Here's how it's done:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Li6xIaUgzCE


I had a go last week after watching that second one. The phone books here are about 50% thicker on top of that and it took me about 3-4 minutes. I blame it on the glossy village maps and bus routes they put in.
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Old 2007-05-03, 21:21
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Old 2007-05-04, 01:40
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"Yes, we ARE a discriminatory clan. We are racists, white supremacists, and bigots."

WTF... that was surreal.

If anyone wants to see the creators of Parkour, check this out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=cBapQdXxGKg

This is the real stuff, and it's fuckin' craaaazy.
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Old 2007-05-04, 01:52
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Wow...just wow.

I love how they are wearing BDU's, and the "private" security guard in the back is even wearing rank.



oh yah, sure hope they changed their address.
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Old 2007-05-04, 05:22
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Fucking idiots. Pure fucking self justified idiots. Sadly America is one of the only places in the world that people like this are tolerated openly. They are protected by rules as long as they play by the same rules. They have the same rights as everyone else and can openly hate, organize, and demonstrate.

What I think is hilarious is that Jews, blacks, homosexuals, and other nationals provide and protect the rights for these groups to openly express hate while an extremest hate member is rejected. I have never seen many KKK or Nazi kids make it much farther than boot camp in the US military. Most are faced with a truth they can not accept. The USA is a giant melting pot of cultures, filled with people different than themselves that they have to work with. Some of those people can learn faster, and perform better than first thought. The ideal of the master race becomes clearly false. Race, ethnic, or nationality has nothing to do with real strength. America is about an ideal and it's the people that fight for those ideals who have the real strength. The US military will not accept any individual that doesn't know all humans are equal.

All this being said... Go Navy.
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Old 2007-05-04, 06:16
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."

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Old 2007-05-04, 08:40
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Fucking idiots. Pure fucking self justified idiots. Sadly America is one of the only places in the world that people like this are tolerated openly. They are protected by rules as long as they play by the same rules. They have the same rights as everyone else and can openly hate, organize, and demonstrate.


funny thing is, it seems there are more black people that show up for these demonstrations that ignorant racist bastards. then you see the black police officers standing there guarding the kkk, but you can see it in their eyes that they just want to turn around and start beating the shit out of them.
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Old 2007-05-04, 11:38
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That is a hell of a throw, and a brilliant picture.
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Old 2007-05-04, 19:19
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holy, shit. I need to find some phone books
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damn! ha imagine some fool trying to mug her and getting folded up.

Someone would have to be outta their fucking mind to try mugging her. Crazy, she's wrecked a halfways pretty face with all that bulk.
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Old 2007-05-04, 20:24
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Old 2007-05-04, 20:46
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Old 2007-05-04, 21:18
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Old 2007-05-04, 21:56
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Banjo is an interesting instrument. I spent about a good week playing mine. Its most definitely set up for people who know no music knowledge to succeed and do well at. Which this is inherently obvious if you look at the background of the it and the music played on it. The tuning of the instrument allows you to spend alot of time using the opens with little to no use of fingering. Also it is designed so that most of your fingers are resting at and waiting to play all the strings so you don't have to move your hand.

Its a brilliant sit, chill and relax while playing music instrument.
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Old 2007-05-06, 04:19
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I have to agree with the above post by tmfreak for most banjo I've heard.

However, this may counter that a bit: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4LtuJtebD6w

This guy's taken banjo to a VERY different level.

This video is just fun (but not funny): http://youtube.com/watch?v=iimMKWF7...related&search=
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2007-05-07, 03:11
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funny thing is, it seems there are more black people that show up for these demonstrations that ignorant racist bastards. then you see the black police officers standing there guarding the kkk, but you can see it in their eyes that they just want to turn around and start beating the shit out of them.


I don't know if this guy is a real racist, but he certainly needs his assed kicked.



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Old 2007-05-07, 11:52
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I have to agree with the above post by tmfreak for most banjo I've heard.

However, this may counter that a bit: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4LtuJtebD6w

This guy's taken banjo to a VERY different level.

This video is just fun (but not funny): http://youtube.com/watch?v=iimMKWF7...related&search=


I watched another video that is closer up to his hands so i could look at his stuff. I was wondering how in the hell could somebody go through speed picking runs so fast on a banjo (because of the way you pick the strings there is no way you could do it that fast without playing it like a guitar) But again like i said before the banjo is set up so easy to play for people who don't konw music such that it allows you to go from string to string and not be nearly as distant on the fret board as say a guitar.

Being that the tuning is set up so that allthe notes in 1 scale require playing from the low string to the high string and only 2 (and in some cases 1) notes are on a string. So what that allows is you to smoothly flow through the octave range without much effort. (now going higher than the single ocatave is much much harder)
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Old 2007-05-07, 16:26
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