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Old 2009-10-05, 03:35
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"Forgive us our sins but oh my...I`m getting hard AGAIN!"
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Old 2009-10-05, 04:11
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Priest 1: So I says to the guy, I says 40 points on the vig? You gotta be fuckin' kidding me! Tommy never used to shake me down like dis! I mean, what's goin' on ova hee? What am I, half a fag or some-tin?"

Priest 2: "*sigh* Arty, shut the fuck up will ya? I'm doin' the fuckin' benediction ova hee! Oh, Maron!"
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Old 2009-10-05, 06:19
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Old 2009-11-25, 08:26
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Old 2009-11-25, 10:08
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I had a heck of a time getting the parachute back in the pack, but at least I made it to choir practice. Too bad Lyle has to wear that collar from whiplash trying to look up my skirt when I was landing!
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I had a heck of a time getting the parachute back in the pack, but at least I made it to choir practice. Too bad Lyle has to wear that collar from whiplash trying to look up my skirt when I was landing!


See for a moment I thought this was the RTT, and found this to be a pretty normal post coming from you.


What the fuck?
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Old 2009-11-25, 11:42
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That's not me! I'd never buy shoes like that.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2010-02-08, 00:23
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Old 2010-02-11, 23:28
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Old 2010-03-23, 15:35
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Old 2010-03-23, 16:55
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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2010-03-23, 20:53
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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

lmao. just when i thought this line had used all of its lives
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Old 2010-04-13, 21:37
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Old 2010-04-14, 04:10
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What? I don`t get this



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Old 2010-04-14, 07:30
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Hahaha! This wins.
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Old 2010-04-14, 16:44
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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