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He tried to touch me. I burned him!  |
2009-06-22, 08:09
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Call me a midget and I'll burn your house down, too.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-06-22, 09:51
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Okay.
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I got my first period!
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Haha! 
I'll have to show that photo to my parents. The kid looks so much like my sister it's unbelievable.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-06-22, 10:59
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The kid looks so much like my sister it's unbelievable.
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...can you put in a good word for me? |
2009-06-22, 12:28
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Okay.
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...can you put in a good word for me?
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Haha...
No.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-08-04, 09:01
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Okay.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-08-04, 13:32
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Drugged Unholy
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Warning: self-realization may produce nausea and vomiting
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine  |
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-08-04, 21:58
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Hahaha! Good one
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-08-04, 22:33
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"Are you sure this "bulimia technique" is effective? So far I don't feel skinny. ..." |
2009-08-05, 03:27
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Haha another good one! 
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-08-09, 03:50
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Okay.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-08-09, 06:08
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Muppet Show MTV-Style
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-09-07, 22:49
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Even those guys from Deliverance wouldn't fuck this hog. |
2009-09-07, 22:52
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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ok I'm not gonna attempt this, but she seriously looks like my lunch lady from high school and I'm really disturbed |
2009-09-08, 08:40
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Haha that`d be badass! Print it and show it to her
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-09-08, 11:42
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Haha that`d be badass! Print it and show it to her |
Hahaha yeah, and say "I'll be making 1,000 copies of this and pasting them all over the school unless you start giving me extra pudding (definitely not a euphemism in this case)". |
2009-09-08, 14:15
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Okay.
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Even those guys from Deliverance wouldn't fuck this hog.
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Haha!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-10-04, 18:35
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2009-10-04, 23:21
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Vaginal Warts
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"Okay you can open your eyes now, sir. The new front-less church boy robes, exactly as you ordered them!"
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2009-10-05, 00:26
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"Okay you can open your eyes now, sir. The new front-less church boy robes, exactly as you ordered them!"
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lol    
Same pic, different caption:
"Damnit Rick did you fuckin' piss in the holy water again?"
"I'm sorry Dick!"
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