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Old 2010-09-08, 04:36
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If You Click This You're a Faggot

Fuck me, I can't believe how much of a faggot you are. But enough of this infernal skylarking, we've got business to attend to:

20 years ago today he slid out of his mother's ass-crack and formed a dog turd-like coil of effluence between her fat ankles which was later named, schooled and given a broadband internet connection. His heinous mother knows him as Turd Boy™, but we know him as 7-string warlord, and also cunt features and cancer breath. So, let us rejoice in choral harmony as young 7-string says goodbye to his teenage years and says hello to the rest of what I like to call "a steady downward spiral into the putrid guts of hopelessness and despair", aka adulthood.

Happy birthday 7-string warlord!*

* Written in Comic Sans MS for added birthday joviality.
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Old 2010-09-08, 07:14
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I thought this was gonna be about cigarettes.
Happy birthday, 7string!!!
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Old 2010-09-08, 08:07
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I'm a faggot, happy birthday
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Old 2010-09-08, 11:12
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Old 2010-09-08, 11:36
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I thought this was gonna be about cigarettes.
There's plenty of smoking going on, just none of it involving tobacco [see: beef].
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Old 2010-09-08, 11:48
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Thanks to everyone!
I guess I learned that I am a faggot for my birthday present. that's pretty monumental, thanks again!
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Old 2010-09-08, 13:32
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Happy Birthday Wes
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Old 2010-09-09, 04:26
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Happy Birthday Wes

It's 7 String Warlord's birthday? I guess I should write something, damn! I hate havin' to come up with something on the spot.

7 String Warlord... I also own 7 strings guitarre.


Oh and just to let everyone know, my 21st is on the 19th... If anyone remembers it this time, I shall expect a magnificent cake made of pure mercury that can kill with a tiny bite, served on the beheaded corpse of an innocent villager! Or at least a paint. w.e

edit// and of course happy birthday: you get any music gear/cash/weed? for ur brfday?

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Old 2010-09-09, 05:31
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Don't post anymore please, Dystopia.



Also happy birthday to 7-string warlord!
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Old 2010-09-09, 06:32
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Have a good one dudeman.



dystopia, stop stealing material from Metalocalpyse. You completely ruined the joke.
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Old 2010-09-09, 07:10
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How to ruin a b-day thread. Fuck off tr0ll
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Old 2010-09-09, 14:49
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I love how this thread has had 58 views but only 10 (now 11) replies. Not quite ready to come out of the closet, eh? Join us ya big bi-curious poofters! Even Dystopia is comfortable enough in his own faggy skin to leap out of Narnia in his mother's underwear and take a massive troll's shit in another man's birthday thread!

Did you have a good'n, 7-string?
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Old 2010-09-09, 18:13
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Did absolutely nothing, but it was awesome.
Probably about to go practice and smoke with my band. so it's all good now.
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Old 2010-09-09, 19:49
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Have a good one dudeman.



dystopia, stop stealing material from Metalocalpyse. You completely ruined the joke.

I hate to constantly prove my critics wrong, but, (edit: part of) it was actually that "420" episode of Family Guy where Quagmire makes everyone sign a birthday card to his cat.

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Old 2010-09-10, 16:03
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i clicked it

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Old 2010-09-10, 16:29
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