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Old 2007-04-17, 00:18
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I am 6-3 240lbs.

I fought a guy that was 6-9 260+ (He was native Canadian)

I got smoked, I started this fight. I punch the fucker 3 times on the chin, he looks all wobbly, pauses, laughs and then proceeds to BREAK MY HELMET FROM PUNCHING IT (a fucking hockey helmet they are indestructable) cuts me for 7 staples in my head. He broke my nose that needed stiches to repair, knocked out 3 of my teeth, 30 stiches in my face.

Anyways, the other team comes back into town near the end of season and I gave him a go again lol!

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Old 2007-04-17, 00:20
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You know, as you were writing that I was ripping up a Yellow Pages... Is life too fucking weird or what??
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Old 2007-04-17, 01:55
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You know, as you were writing that I was ripping up a Yellow Pages... Is life too fucking weird or what??

Haha... Lemme guess now its 6.24 so you're bending carpentry nails?
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Old 2007-04-17, 03:47
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Fighting is fun if it's with bikini clad babes that are all soaking wet... Mmm oh wait I've never done that. I imagine it's pretty nice though.

Beautiful ladies are welcome to give me a beating anytime !

Maybe she could even get me in a boston crab then proceed to swing me round by the legs then let go so that I can smash head first into a lamppost. Hang on I think that's Tekken or something I'm getting into now...
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Old 2007-04-17, 05:58
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Been in many fights. At first got my ass kicked all the time. Later on it stopped happening. It's been a very long time since I was worried about a physical confrontation, which is one of several reasons I can walk home drunk through the ghetto with peace of mind. But I haven't been in a real fight since the summer after junior year of high school, and with good reason.

powers: people on campus probably don't fight with you because you're walking around on campus. It's a fucking college.
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Old 2007-04-17, 06:16
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I got my ass kicked the first time ever when I was 12. I've taken severe beatings several times, all of them with 2 or 3 assaultants which I refused to give my wallet to(and they never got) or for something else, generally robbing me of something or from stupid quarrels in school. A group of 3 fuckers that had attacked me numerous times were in for a surprise when I had bought a hockey stick, however I still got beaten pretty badly but I managed to get a few good swings at 2 of their heads. I bent the stick like a fucking cane from hitting them with it. Thankfully I've never been in a fight for many years now and have never broken any bones in a fight.

Not to brag but I've never lost a fight to a single person though, ever. I don't prolong fights or try to show off, I try to immobilize them as soon as possible and just leave/run. Jabs to the throat = God. You don't need to be strong or know how to fight to throw a solid punch to the adams apple or below, and fuck fighting clean unless you're in tae kwon do class, otherwise just do what's necessary to get the fuck out of there..
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Old 2007-04-17, 07:15
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I got my ass kicked all the time in primary school, fuck I was a punching bag. Someone would hurt me, I'd get up and tell them off for being douchebag scum, they'd hurt me again despite my feeble attempts to fight back.

I did start some fights, but I was 13 at the time and leaving for Australia. Smashed a guy's face into a desk and beat him on the head until he bled (It was on "Senior Student Teaching Day", so I simply got pulled off him and told to cool off). That cunt deserved it thought, he menaced me many a time. I beat him until he cried when I was 8 or something, because he pulled my hair and broke my favourite pen. I punched a girl in the eye once and gave her a black eye, but that was just reflex.

Basically just kid stuff, nothing serious. I evaded a teen thug gang bashing by running once (I was like 8-9). One of the guys (or girls) threw a rock hit me in my elbow and for some weird reason it hurt for ages and I couldn't play violin all summer. I never got hurt seriously in high school. The end.
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Old 2007-04-17, 07:21
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i have managed to avoid getting shit stolen by cunts on the street a few times by either just never losing eye contact and staring them out, or just making some wierd ass noises and making a wierd face and staring them right in the eyes, i dno it seems to freak them out a bit i guess
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Old 2007-04-17, 08:34
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Interesting. My eye twitches like a motherfucker and my face becomes ghost-like when I am sleep depraved. I will transport my valuables only when I have lacked the proper amount in sleep.
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Oh yeah dont be embarrased i wanna know if anyone else has been in serious fights/gotten ass "kicked" so discuss



No. But you cān embarass him ultimately now, by (boots are kinda required here) kicking him in the back when he sits down or something. Kick him as hārd as you can when he's not paying attention.

I've fought some fights, but I think I've lost more than I've won. 4 to 3 or something, and if not it's close.

Seriously, fight like a fucken coward, punch or kick him down when you know he can't do anything back. It's powerful, and serves as a statement in most times, no?
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Old 2007-04-17, 09:22
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Been in a couple fights. Most were with my brother. One time I had to fight this dude who got pissed off when we were playing basketball. We started to brawl and next thing I know his 2 cousins jump in. You can prob figure out the rest...
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Old 2007-04-17, 10:17
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I am 6-3 240lbs.

I fought a guy that was 6-9 260+ (He was native Canadian)

I got smoked, I started this fight. I punch the fucker 3 times on the chin, he looks all wobbly, pauses, laughs and then proceeds to BREAK MY HELMET FROM PUNCHING IT (a fucking hockey helmet they are indestructable) cuts me for 7 staples in my head. He broke my nose that needed stiches to repair, knocked out 3 of my teeth, 30 stiches in my face.

Anyways, the other team comes back into town near the end of season and I gave him a go again lol!

I'm about 6'0", 230 pounds... last year I got into a fight with a guy who was 6'4", 340 pounds. It actually went rather well; the fight "technically" ended up as a draw, but any time you go up against someone who's almost half a foot taller than you, and 100 pounds heavier, and you manage to stalemate him, well... that counts as a win in my book.

I've been in my fair share of fights. The worst damage I've ever done, I guess, was probably when I broke some kid's arm some odd years ago. Thankfully, I didn't get any charges brought against me for it (that might've been because he was the one who instigated it, though).
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Old 2007-04-17, 10:25
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Seriously, fight like a fucken coward, punch or kick him down when you know he can't do anything back. It's powerful, and serves as a statement in most times, no?

+1. I can't stress this enough. Fuck being a hero, fuck being a kungfu master. Throat punch + take down/gut kick + run. Even a simple tap to the throat will leave anyone gagging for a minute.
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pr0az was mistaking fighting/arguing for physical fighting yesterday

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Old 2007-04-17, 11:31
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Old 2007-04-17, 12:44
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+1. I can't stress this enough. Fuck being a hero, fuck being a kungfu master. Throat punch + take down/gut kick + run. Even a simple tap to the throat will leave anyone gagging for a minute.


I wish everyone I'd been in a fight with carried that same throat punch philosophy. I'd be like 100-0.

I'm large (5'10, around 230lbs./103kg) and I can fight very well, but it wasn't always that way. I never really got fucked up or even really roughed up, but I used to get picked on pretty bad around 6th and 7th grade. Other than the occassional punch on the shoulder, I didn't deal with too much physical punishment, but the verbal stuff is just as demoralizing.

I remember in 6th grade there was this kid who was the toughest kid in the class and he took a liking to me for some reason, so when the lower level bullies tried to pick on me, he'd be on them pretty quick. A couple of months into the school year, he moved away. Ouch.

Most of the 'fights' I got into later in Jr. high and high school were grappling matches with no or limited striking. Most of those fights were for fun and not out of malice and I won fairly handily. I don't mind saying that most of the kids I beat were quite a bit larger than I was, but I'd also have to admit to beating a fair amount of kids considerably smaller than I.

The one fight I lost (the 6th fight I had in a row that day) was to a rear naked choke, but it was a 'wrestling' match, so we called it a draw- he used an illegal hold, but I passed out, so I didn't feel man enough to take a DQ win. This was before MMA was really popular, in which case I would have won.

The strange thing is that the kid that choked me out in the 10th grade (a stocky blonde kid with freckles named Danny) is the same kid that was the toughest kid in my class (and 2nd toughest in the whole school) back in 6th grade who used to protect me from bullies. I wasn't sure at the time if he remembered me, but he probably did, and I sure remembered him (and playing MK2 at his house).

All in all I finished high school with a record of 13-0-1, because I was a big enough nerd to actually remember my painfully unofficial record of half-assed shoot fights.
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