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Old 2007-03-07, 14:47
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why did the dead baby fall out of the tree?
it was dead
Why did the second dead baby fall out of the tree?
it was stapled to the first
Why did the third dead baby fall out of the tree
peer pressure

how many ethiopians does it take to shingle a roof
depends on how thinly you slice them

whats the best thing about getting head from an ethiopian chick
you know she'll swallow

whats pink, red, shiny, and runs into walls
a baby with forks in its eyes

how many babies does it take to paint a house
depends how hard you throw them

how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2: one to screw in the lightbulb, the other to suck my dick
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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What would you call The Flintstones if they were black?


Niggers.



What do you call a nigger priest
Holy shit.


What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common?
They're both niggers.
Why can't Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder read?

They're both niggers.


In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
AHAHAHAAHAHA OSHIT.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
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Old 2007-03-07, 15:59
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Dead baby jokes are old.


Yeah man, most dead baby jokes are so old and aren't even creative, here are some more Jew jokes...

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
Pizza's don't scream in the oven.

Why did Hitler really commit suicide?
He saw the gas bill.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2007-03-07, 17:27
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He was late for his cock fight.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Old 2007-03-07, 17:37
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Man and woman walk into an elevator.

Man says, "can I smell your feet?"

Woman says, "heavens no!"

Man says, "well, it must be your pussy then."


Oh snap
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Old 2007-03-07, 17:38
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What do you do after having sex?

Cover her up and hand her her stuffed Care Bear.

Hahaha!!
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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Old 2007-03-07, 19:33
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What happens when a Jewish kid with an erection runs into a wall?


His nose breaks
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Old 2007-03-07, 21:44
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What's the biggest turn off when having sex with a 5 year old girl?
Hearing the pelvis crack.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2007-03-07, 22:26
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whats the difference between a priest and acne?

acne comes on your face AFTER you're 12.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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Old 2007-03-07, 22:28
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In this world, there are very horny kids who practice the art of autoerotic asphyxiation (sp?), a good amount of them failing to do it properly and end up killing themselves. What good use can be made from their bodies?


.... HORSESHOES!
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Old 2007-03-07, 22:31
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why don't people eat black jellybeans?




Everybody hates the niggers!
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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Old 2007-03-07, 23:40
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In this world, there are very horny kids who practice the art of autoerotic asphyxiation (sp?), a good amount of them failing to do it properly and end up killing themselves. What good use can be made from their bodies?


.... HORSESHOES!


Erm... I don't get it, that sucks man
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2007-03-07, 23:44
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Michael Jackson's writing a new book called "The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing"....
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Old 2007-03-07, 23:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JAMF
Dead baby jokes are old.


...and incredibly lame. Here's a good one, though.

Why did the nigger cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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Old 2007-03-07, 23:58
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whats the difference between a jew and a canoe?


every so often a canoe tips.
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Old 2007-03-08, 01:06
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Erm... I don't get it, that sucks man

Autoerotic asphyxiation (I'm spelling it wrong, sorry) is where you cut off your air supply right before you orgasm. So the guy doing it would most likely have an erection, and it's known that an erection can last hours after death. Didn't you watch Clerks?
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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How do you save a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.
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Old 2007-03-08, 01:08
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A priest and a rabbi are walking down a street when they see a little boy.

The priest says, "Let's fuck him!"
Rabbi goes, "Out of what?"
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What's the biggest turn off when having sex with a 5 year old girl?
Hearing the pelvis crack.


Nah-uh.
What's the most satisfying part of fucking a 3 year old?
Hearing the pelvis crack.

What do you get when a 5 year old climbs over a fence?
An erection

How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock in it's teddy

What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?
You don't eat a train carriage

What's black, bloody and slides up a woman's leg?
A home-sick abortion
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