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Old 2002-10-15, 20:40
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....And Oceans

well, i bought an AO cd just cuz i thought they had one of the coolest names for a band. oh god, they suck so bad. its the worst black metal ever...... well, i really hate all black metal except dimmu and cradle, but these guys are an exceptionally shitty band.

so anyway, i am curious, are they a joke band? are they like the S.O.D. of black metal? they have retarded names and the singer has a clown puppet on his arm. also, their song titles suggest that they are a joke band.

the ONLY cool thing they got is their name..............

another black metal thread..............oh well.......... its against a black metal band so its not so bad..........
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Old 2002-10-15, 20:46
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Old 2002-10-15, 20:52
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cmon, im not supporting them, i think they suck. after listening to them, i think i have to align myself with you and memnoch's opinion on black metal (except dimmu and cradle)............

god it sucks...........

but do you know if they are a joke band or not?
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Old 2002-10-15, 20:57
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They aren't a joke band or anything

I don't like the new stuff myself but I think old ...And Oceans is very good
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Old 2002-10-15, 21:00
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Old 2002-10-15, 21:03
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oh, i wasnt offended or anything................


but my god, it may seem dumb to start a thread just to say how bad a band sucks, but this is an exception..........unless you listen to AO you cant understand just how bad it is..............except they still have that really cool name........

i dunno, i think they may be a little of a joke band
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Old 2002-10-15, 21:08
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what CD you got ? their last ?
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Old 2002-10-15, 21:13
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this sounds like a joke band:

album: the symmetry of I, the circle of O

some song titles: mechanic hippie, i wish i was pregnant, acid sex and marble teeth

line-up:

Anzharr
Neptune
K-2t4-S
de Monde
You (the clown puppet)
gaunt
Grief

so gay...........my god...............
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Old 2002-10-15, 21:24
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I gotta admire the old school nature of the way you buy albums, not many people do that anymore thanks to our friend we love to hate.....The Internet. I remember when the shit I bought was based simply by what the album cover, song titles, band name were, it was more exciting. Of course every now and then I'd buy a real piece of shit and my friends and I would usually throw it out of my car while on the freeway. This was of course before I had heard of used record stores, stupid fucking me. It was fun watchin it break all over the road though.
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Old 2002-10-15, 21:30
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http://on.to/andOceans

line-up :

Kenny - vocals
Pete - guitar
T - guitar
Anti - keyboards
Q - bass
Sami - drums
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Old 2002-10-15, 21:44
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i quite like And Oceans.... but i dont think i'd go buy any of their albums..i'll just mp3 whore them
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Old 2002-10-15, 22:37
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I agree with Morbid_Death. I like the band to. Not enough to go buy the album just yet cause I have only heard two songs. I like it when people go against the grain and make something different. Its called evolution. ...And Oceans do remind me of Animatronic era Kovenant though.

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I gotta admire the old school nature of the way you buy albums, not many people do that anymore thanks to our friend we love to hate.....The Internet. I remember when the shit I bought was based simply by what the album cover, song titles, band name were, it was more exciting. Of course every now and then I'd buy a real piece of shit and my friends and I would usually throw it out of my car while on the freeway. This was of course before I had heard of used record stores, stupid fucking me. It was fun watchin it break all over the road though.


I discovered some good and a few bad bands that way.

Good bands:
Immolation - They have since turned out to be my favorite band ever. I'm just lucky that "Close To a World Below" had a killer cover....or else i would have neevr heard them.
Nile - All the egypt stuff looked original and cool......and it turned out pretty sweet too. Not my fav, but a good listen.
Incantation - Crazy artwork on their covers.....turned out to be one of my fav downright hardcore death metal bands.

Bad Buys:
Krisiun - I bought it cause the cover had the 3 horsemen on it......looked pretty cool. The downside was the music......the whole cd sounded like one 40 minute track broken up into parts, no difference at all from song to song. Also the drums sound too "fast" or "mechanical" to be good, soudns more like a drum machine.
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Old 2002-10-16, 15:11
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yeh krisiun does really suck badly.

all the cds i buy are based on having very small info on em. maybe a cool name, a metal band with a female singer, heavy keyboard use, etc. i usually dont buy based on cover art.........

oh and malphas, the AO cd i got is from 1999, and it has the gay names with they gay pictures inside. if i had a scanner id scan the pics, it really seems like they are a joke band, or just dont take it too seriously (like S.O.D.)
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Old 2002-10-16, 18:27
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as it turns out, all the band members change names every album........

but i have proof that AO is gay

here is an album cover, the lead singer is the one on the left
(warning, its really gay)
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Old 2002-10-18, 00:09
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i cant take them seriously with track names like; Intelligence is Sexy.
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Old 2002-10-18, 07:43
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I've got the "am god". Some songs are cool, but the last ones sound like Techno.


Krisiun's drums are really shitty.
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Old 2002-10-18, 08:08
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krisiun are really shitty
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Re: ....And Oceans

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well, i bought an AO cd just cuz i thought they had one of the coolest names for a band. oh god, they suck so bad. its the worst black metal ever...... well, i really hate all black metal except dimmu and cradle, but these guys are an exceptionally shitty band.

so anyway, i am curious, are they a joke band? are they like the S.O.D. of black metal? they have retarded names and the singer has a clown puppet on his arm. also, their song titles suggest that they are a joke band.

the ONLY cool thing they got is their name..............

another black metal thread..............oh well.......... its against a black metal band so its not so bad..........


My opinion, the band is quite cool, I only have the album "cypher" but it's quite funny to listen to, and I think you can't compare it to black metal.

And what kinda metal it is, i dunno, it has some funny songs. little experimental, but it's not that bad.
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krisiun are really shitty

i couldnt agree more............. makes you wonder how such shitty bands can get record deals...........
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