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Old 2007-01-30, 21:05
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HELP!!!

My dutch uncle is here for a month.
He speaks pretty good english usually.
but he has all his wierd slang terms.
and I dont know what i should and shouldnt say, such as the difference in the word "fanny" to americans and australians.
any suggestions?
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Old 2007-01-30, 21:31
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such as the difference in the word "fanny" to americans and australians.

The difference being..?
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Old 2007-01-30, 21:49
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Isn't fanny like an "ass"
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Old 2007-01-30, 21:56
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Suggestions? Tell him to pick up some rare beers before he comes.

You except Def, Doc, brainz (or TRANZ LOL) to give you suggestions on what to say to him?
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Old 2007-01-30, 22:12
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question..what does your uncle being dutch have to do with knowing the difference in the usage of "fanny" by americans vs australians?
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Old 2007-01-30, 22:17
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question..what does your uncle being dutch have to do with knowing the difference in the usage of "fanny" by americans vs australians?


Now this is the real question.
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Old 2007-01-30, 22:22
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I think he was just using that as an example and not actually saying the words.

Dude, I wouldn't worry about it too much. He should understand. And he's not in Australia anymore so as long as you're respectful of him and don't get carried away like you do on here sometimes then you'll be fine.
Tell him that if you say something he doesn't understand the meaning of to ask you. That kind of lets you both off the hook then.

I recently had fun talking with a Chinese foreign exchange student and my friend and I were explaining Americanizisms to her. She was laughing and having a great time. So were we.
Just relax.
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Old 2007-01-30, 23:05
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Oh noes!111! What a terrible dilemma.

How about ASKING HIM WHAT THE FUCK HE'S TALKING ABOUT. And APOLOGISING IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY SAY SOMETHING INCORRECT, BECAUSE IT WOULD IN FACT BE AN ACCIDENT.

No, no, none of that. I know what you should do. Ask a bunch of people who don't know you or your uncle what to do about your incredibly petty and half-arsed problem.

Start a new topic when someone gets cancer, and you might get some REAL sympathy.
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Old 2007-01-30, 23:24
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Oh noes!111! What a terrible dilemma.

How about ASKING HIM WHAT THE FUCK HE'S TALKING ABOUT. And APOLOGISING IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY SAY SOMETHING INCORRECT, BECAUSE IT WOULD IN FACT BE AN ACCIDENT.

No, no, none of that. I know what you should do. Ask a bunch of people who don't know you or your uncle what to do about your incredibly petty and half-arsed problem.

Start a new topic when someone gets cancer, and you might get some REAL sympathy.


ha just to be a stickler..i've met tmfreak in person
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Old 2007-01-31, 00:43
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ha just to be a stickler..i've met tmfreak in person

Ive met a lot of people. I dont know any of them.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!


Someone quote this. Please. You know you want to.
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Old 2007-01-31, 07:33
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Omg, I'll never see that show the same. Not that I've seen it in years, but that's some creative description. It also gives a new meaning to the song "Everybody Wants My Fanny."

I think I'm going to go curl up in a corner and cry now.
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Old 2007-02-01, 05:35
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Here is my solution - when you think you've made a fuckup, mark it on your arm with something discreetly (preferably a razor, you attention whore). When your uncle falls asleep, sneak into his bedroom and impale your mouth on his throbbing shaft, one act of fellatio for every faux pas. What'd ya say to that?
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Someone quote this. Please. You know you want to.

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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!

you've just been quoted
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!

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I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!

Holy fucking shit you just made my day.
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Old 2007-02-01, 20:17
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well fucking christ...sorry for being self conscious about looking like an ass infront of impressionable people. guess I wont be asking for help anymore.
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well fucking christ...sorry for being self conscious about looking like an ass infront of impressionable people. guess I wont be asking for help anymore.


LOLZ?
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Old 2007-02-01, 21:10
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well fucking christ...sorry for being self conscious about looking like an ass infront of impressionable people. guess I wont be asking for help anymore.


YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

You could always ask for ice-cream, tootsie roll pop. Or a hug. Or a bunny.

IT'S OVER!
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