hahahaha, fucking awesome!

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well, this isnt quite a weed story


well once upon a time i was out of dope, and given the situation I didnt have enough time to go and get any. I heard stuff about catnip, so I smoked some through my pepsi-bottle bong. It wasnt that bad- you have to smoke more than you would if its pot, and you don't really get high, just very relaxed. so if you can't access weed, at least this shit is something.

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Are you shitting me. I bet there is cyanide in that shit.

Man I would love to see that. I'm not buying the book, but that would be fucking funny. A serious waste of time though ... and scientific resources.

Oh well... still funny as hell. I wonder if monkeys could hallucinate?

Anyway, that first article you posted was funny as fuck, if only it were true.
It got a bit silly on the explanations or whatever link... meh.

edit:
For once I agree. That has to be one of the stupidest things i've ever read. I'd have preferred if he were poisoned, so I wouldn't have to read such fucking stupid reccomendations.

edit 2:
You piss me off.
You think you're so fucking 1337, assuming and claiming to smoke more pot than anyone else here, but you really have no idea.

And no one wants to see your tits, we can see tenfold the quality very, very, easily.

Goddamnit.

ummmm ....


OWNED

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One time these younger girls(13-14) wanted to buy some weed...so my buddies and I rolled a (probably looked like a 2 grammer) joint with the tips of fir trees, crushed maple leaves, pubic hair, a couple of dead ants and a pinch of weed.

We saw them after they smoked it and they were saying how fucking high they were.

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That is the funniest thing ive heard in weeks.

Terrific. Did they pay you?

God people are jsut so fuckign stupid. But they diserved it for sure.

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http://users.lycaeum.org/~sputnik/McKenna/Evolution/

pretty much, McKenna's thesis is that some primate ate halleucinagenic mushroosm which gave rise to language.

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Yes, but we weren't selling weed at the time, so we got it from real dealer's..however, we smoked the remainder of what should have been the girl's.

In hindsight, one of the girl's does heroin/crack with her mom and wanted to fuck me a few years ago, another took a shitload of E one time and her entire body turned yellow for several weeks, and the other girl is going to the same school as me taking a course that will help her to become a secretary.

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You fucked their lives up. How does that make you fell?

that shit is for cats to eat anyway,probably not poisonous, and i never recommended it.

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I could of sworn, that Cat Nip was a type of litter and not a food for cats.

i never really knew what it was. after looking it up now, i find it interesting.

"Catnip and catmints are mainly known for, and named after, the effects they have on cats, particularly domestic cats. Approximately two thirds of cats are susceptible to the effects of catnip, as the phenomenon is hereditary.

Catnip contains nepetalactone, a terpene. Cats detect it through their vomeronasal organs. When cats sense the bruised leaves or stems of catnip, they will rub in it, roll over it, paw at it, chew it, lick it, leap about and purr, often salivating copiously. Some cats will also growl and meow. This reaction only lasts for a few minutes before the cat loses interest.[2] It takes up to two hours for the cat to "reset" and then it can come back to the catnip and have the same response as before"

-wikipedia

Your both wrong, (Thanks timedragon)... It is a drug for cats that make them go nuts for it. You put it on toys and whatnot, so they can enjoy them more. Also put on things they refuse, such as leashes and shit... and other stuff.

Basically, you don't hit that shit.

Oh and btw, you indirectly reccomended it by "so if you can't access weed, at least this shit is something.", by addressing an audience and giving value to the hitting of catnip.


Still fucking hillarious though, i've never heard of anyone hitting catnip, for fucks sake.

No experiment done in the 30's would involve LSD. Hasn't been around that long.

I've heard people refer to catnip as 'like weed for cats,' so it's no surprise that somebody took it seriously. Probably many, many people have. It's arguably dumber to believe that catnip has cyanide in it.

It's a mistake to think that every pothead who's lazy and unmotivated would be even if he didn't smoke pot. We've got a very lazy generation to begin with, but pot doesn't just leave people unchanged. People wouldn't try and build up their entire lifestyles around it (which is why threads like this exist, Tranny, and not for any of the reasons given so far) if it left them more or less as they were.

A few things: any dumbshit 'I got so drunk/stone' bragging posts are going to get erased, because I hate that shit and I can do it. Quit fighting about who smokes more. I obviously find a lot of the conversation that goes on under this particular banner annoying, but I don't think it'll be too hard to avoid the things I dislike the most: endless bickering about the effects of pot, how much you do, or whether or not it should be legal if beer is, and 'I smoked so much' bragging.

PST...you are my hero like....1/4 of the time. You should be a politician.

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I'd be the first to agree that pot isn't always the cause of "laziness" or being unmotivated. I'm the same before and after so I started figuring out the causes which I never have thought was laziness. Diet, exercise, and overall health has all to do with it with myself.

Catnip is also a great tea sold in health food stores. My mom got some once and had the bag sitting on a table outside. Her usually mellow cat which rarely got on any furniture rolled around on the porch and then jumped on that table and started nosing the bag. It was an old cat and I only ever saw it react that way that one time.
Supposedly pot seeds make birds sing more, but I don't know that for fact.

I've had several friends that got "stupid" off of nothing. I knew this one kid that took a bottle of peppermint extract and was selling hits of that and the buyers said they were getting off on it. How silly.

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Here's a video about the effects of drugs on spiders