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Old 2008-02-14, 21:27
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That would help. Let's see if anyone has any better ides. Definatly don't want to do something stupid and get caught.


True, well I'm off to a concert now but we'll keep discussing this later. I hope it works out, but yeah let's wait for the more superior metalheads to chime in.
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Old 2008-02-14, 21:48
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you can put the pills in a ziplock bag and get a jar of peanut butter. scoop a lot of the peanut butter out but leave enough to coat the sides. double bag that bitch, stick it in there and and then just mail the jar of peanut butter.
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Old 2008-02-14, 21:52
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That's actually a good idea. You might want to use an off brand of peanut butter, it'd be weird if you sent a brand of peanut butter you can buy anywhere.
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Old 2008-02-14, 21:53
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you can put the pills in a ziplock bag and get a jar of peanut butter. scoop a lot of the peanut butter out but leave enough to coat the sides. double bag that bitch, stick it in there and and then just mail the jar of peanut butter.


Thats pretty good. Not sure how they could track that. What brands of peanut butter do you or do you not have in California? I could write a false letter and act like your cousin or something and I'm just so nice I'm giving you a huge jar of your favorite peanut butter that just isn't available in Cali.
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Old 2008-02-14, 21:58
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As long as they don't open the mail at JoeYngVai's school, it should work. The reason for the peanut butter is that drug dogs can't smell through it. Also, you may want to put a fake return address. lolololol


Just use Jiff or some other cheap brand of pb.

P.S. - you should send me a couple because i helped with the arrangements. lololol
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Old 2008-02-14, 22:05
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I just got this thought of more and more people sending illegal drugs through the mail using the peanut butter method and the reaction of the postal workers. They would think there is a new craze for exotic peanut butter or something.
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Old 2008-02-14, 22:07
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I wouldn't choose Jiff, BECAUSE CHOOSEY MOMS CHOOSE JIFF!




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Old 2008-02-14, 22:24
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do you guys not realize that this is a public forum

talking about how to mail pot and youre all one google away from anyone in the world
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Old 2008-02-14, 22:31
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yea.

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Old 2008-02-14, 22:37
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as long as you're not sending anything international, sending drugs is usually rather safe, if you're smart about it. if you ship using usps, then they have to get a warrant to search your package, but if you use ups or fedex, they can open any package they want since they're a private company. i'm pretty sure drug dogs are not used for domestic shipping, as my friend has successfully shipped pot from california on multiple occasions. and, btw, simply putting your weed in a peanut butter jar will not fool a drug sniffing dog. It's virtually impossible to fool on of those dogs.

on a related note, I'm currently devising ways to either bring or obtain weed in Japan. Japan is very very anti marijuana, which is a shame since it would pretty much be the coolest place smoke and walk around. It seems as though this task is harder than it sounds.
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Old 2008-02-14, 22:45
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They're talking about pills not weed.

I surprised not many if any smoke mairjuana in Japan, it would helpexplan their random-ass uber happy culture. But I think they do have opium.

Yeah, being stoned and walking through Tokyo would be a trip. The Japanese girls would be a plus.
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Old 2008-02-15, 14:04
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Thats pretty good. Not sure how they could track that. What brands of peanut butter do you or do you not have in California? I could write a false letter and act like your cousin or something and I'm just so nice I'm giving you a huge jar of your favorite peanut butter that just isn't available in Cali.


haha sounds good to me. And since I haven't given away any sort of personal information this is probably perfectly safe. Peanut butter method sounds pretty appealing.

And yes, you are my cousin/brother/something sending me party food

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Old 2008-02-15, 17:15
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Old 2008-02-15, 17:51
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fucking amateurs


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Old 2008-02-15, 17:56
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Old 2008-02-15, 18:07
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Old 2008-02-15, 18:12
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Old 2008-02-15, 19:28
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"Hello, this Officer Smith with the Austin Police Department. May I please speak to a person who goes by the name of 'moe-blunts' on the metaltabs.com message board?"

not likely...lolol
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Old 2008-02-15, 20:37
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"Hello, this Officer Smith with the Austin Police Department. May I please speak to a person who goes by the name of 'moe-blunts' on the metaltabs.com message board?"

not likely...lolol


+ 1 lollololllz

btw I wasn't trying to be sarcastic with that "teach me" response.
I should've put this little guy there -->>

Anyways, I don't think my stupid recreational needs are concerning too many people. Further discussion would be discussed over phone/aim/e-mail, not even using any "terms" that could catch someone's attention.

I think we're alright <-- proper use.
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Old 2008-02-15, 22:23
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not likely...lolol


I already ratted TRANZ out for taking HGH when we was competing in the Special Olympics. lololol.
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