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Old 2006-12-22, 07:36
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Haha, may be hard to believe, but no. It might seem contrary to my usual nature, but I don't feel it necessary to publicly ridicule members of the forum on their appearance.


Damn, man. We caught different trains on that one.
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Old 2006-12-22, 07:51
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Yeah well look at FBS he's a fucken leopard so he can't talk.
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Old 2006-12-22, 08:43
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Yeah well look at FBS he's a fucken leopard so he can't talk.


FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME THE FUCKING CAT IS A FUCKING JAGUAR.

YOU COULD TELL BY THE CHEEKS IF YOU WERE A PROFESSIONAL ZOOLOGIST, WHICH IS A STANDARD I DEMAND THAT RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITH NO SCIENTIFIC TRAINING ADHERE TO.

Thank you for your time. Feel free to wash the salty tang of my scrote out of your vicious lying mouth.

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I grew recently, I think I'm about 199 cm. With my blond afro, and shoes, easily 205cm thereabouts. I think that's about 6"5'?


About 6" 8.5'. If you stand in front of me at a gig I'll punch you in the right kidney.
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Old 2006-12-22, 08:47
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I do feel free to, although I don't think I will, thanks, lynx boi.
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Damn, man. We caught different trains on that one.

Indeed. I don't know. I just got a guilt pang, saying "You don't need to voice your opinion on this matter".


Also, CTL, you may look nerdy (not really a bad thing) but I was under the impression that you were fat? You're not fat!


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About 6" 8.5'. If you stand in front of me at a gig I'll punch you in the right kidney.
FUCK ME! Are you serious? I gotta go fucking remeasure sometime, that's ridiculous. I like being tall, but I don't want to be freakishly tall... for reasons such as your evaluation. Sucks at gigs.

I went through a stage, when I had massive spurts, of despising my height, and foot length. I'm over it now, but it's still awkward.
I WANT STUMP MY GROWTH.


Edits: nah, FBS, I think you got that one wrong mate.
Converter...

199 centimeter = 6.528 871 391 feet [international, U.S.]

Cunt. Scare me like that.
Open for any loose growth stumping propositions (don't want to hijack the thread). A mate said gym, I did gym for a whole term at school (once a week, I know, quite crappy) and it didn't fucking help at all. Growth stumping wise, and strength wise.


Anyhow, LOLZOE EY?

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Old 2006-12-22, 10:12
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I'm going to vote powers for the Mutt Award...I remember correctly he has posted pictures exposing his hairy chest...godamn. haha

Ass, you know I'm the fucking model of Metaltabs.

Keyballs: I want to give this to FBS. Even though all of us mod buddies talk a lot of shit......he's the only one who can really back his shit up with sources.

Mutt: BassBehemoth. He looks like an ugly girl with lipstick on.
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Old 2006-12-22, 10:22
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Keyballs: I want to give this to FBS. Even though all of us mod buddies talk a lot of shit......he's the only one who can really back his shit up with sources.

Indeed, but isn't keyballs just plain old talking shit?

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The "Keyballs" Award - For the Biggest Chasm Between e-Blather and Real Life.

This one goes to the person with the biggest online mouth, the biggest tough-talking e-thug... who's actually 115lbs of pouty-mouthed lily-white suburban fagflesh and couldn't stand up to a toddler with a plastic hammer without the intervention of a computer screen.
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Old 2006-12-22, 10:46
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That's just an example/implication and doesn't exclude people from being nominated.
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Old 2006-12-22, 11:00
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I think that's about 6"5'?


Do you guys do everything bass ackwards? I'm 5'8". feet come before inches as a rule. BUT THOSE I DON'T EXPECT YOU FOREIGNERS ON THE INTERNET THAT DO NOTHING BUT BITCH ABOUT AMERICANS TO KNOW THAT!

Somehow it doesn't look as well as when fbs does it.
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Old 2006-12-22, 11:16
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Do you guys do everything bass ackwards? I'm 5'8". feet come before inches as a rule. BUT THOSE I DON'T EXPECT YOU FOREIGNERS ON THE INTERNET THAT DO NOTHING BUT BITCH ABOUT AMERICANS TO KNOW THAT!

IMPERIAL SUKZ.

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Somehow it doesn't look as well as when fbs does it.

ooOOooo.. FBS look out

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That's just an example/implication and doesn't exclude people from being nominated.

I dunno.... If you back everything up and give evidence/sources, in essence, you're not really talking shit...

Whatever, I'm over it.
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Old 2006-12-22, 12:24
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Mutt: BassBehemoth. He looks like an ugly girl with lipstick on.


Hmm, so that's why lesbians/bi sexual girls always seem to be attracted to me.


haha, seriously......
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Old 2006-12-22, 12:40
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Hmm, so that's why lesbians/bi sexual girls always seem to be attracted to me.


haha, seriously......


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Old 2006-12-22, 15:25
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Regardless of what the example is, the thing is the chasm. Saying that somebody can back up the shit they talk means that there is no chasm.

Zionist is a silly man. Unfortunately there is no category for that.
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Old 2006-12-22, 18:26
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Hmm, so that's why lesbians/bi sexual girls always seem to be attracted to me.


haha, seriously......



Sort of like straight women being cooler with gay men? You're safe to them.
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Old 2006-12-22, 18:28
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Hmm, so that's why.../bi sexual girls always seem to be attracted to me.


Dude, why would you pissed off about that?
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Old 2006-12-22, 18:31
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199 centimeter = 6.528 871 391 feet [international, U.S.]

Cunt. Scare me like that.
Open for any loose growth stumping propositions (don't want to hijack the thread). A mate said gym, I did gym for a whole term at school (once a week, I know, quite crappy) and it didn't fucking help at all. Growth stumping wise, and strength wise.


I did 205cm, in my head, drunk. It's actually 6" 7.5'.

Once a week never did shit for no-one.
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Old 2006-12-22, 18:45
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Dude, why would you pissed off about that?


Fucking cockteasers, thats why!
Right?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2006-12-22, 18:58
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Mutt: me. I'm 6'2" but im a lardass. Although.............the ladies love my hair
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Old 2006-12-22, 19:11
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Fucking cockteasers, thats why!
Right?



Nooo, if two bi-girls like you...then that is a fucking dream. Lesbians are cockteasers, I mean those lesbians who use dildos of course.

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Keyballs: problematic fo'sho, sure your tall but you're a skinny bitch, and you even look like an asshole.

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