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Old 2006-12-21, 16:03
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I'm not sure how scientifically you're meant to go about choosing the shitster. I'm pretty sure the process should go as follows:

1. Choose someone who talks a lot of shit on the internet.
2. Decide that the fundamental laws of the internet indicate that people are taking advantage of the opportunity to mask their real identity and personality to become the cool/sexually experienced/badass/alcoholic/ninja/European/fire-breathing/philosophical/horse-cocked/famous/down-to-Earth/friendly/popular people they aren't in real life, and by these fundamental laws this person who talks a lot of shit on the internet can't in real life.
3. Say that he's got the biggest e-balls.

I think that CtL has the biggest e-balls, and in real life he's actually in a timidity-induced coma that's given him some sort of strange psychic link to the internet. The ugliest member is whichever girl equipped with pictures has attracted the attention of members lately. It can only be Dame or Pineapply, so whichever one's more recent.

I'd also like to register my distaste for Zionist's ripping off of the estimable slayme.
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Old 2006-12-21, 16:10
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The "Keyballs" Award- If I mention their name they might have a keyballs moment.

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Old 2006-12-21, 17:18
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I'd also like to register my distaste for Zionist's ripping off of the estimable slayme.

What?
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Old 2006-12-21, 17:19
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Old 2006-12-21, 17:30
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What?

Slayme had or has a picture of Transient in his avatar.
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Old 2006-12-21, 17:32
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bwahahaha i win the Everyones favorite little bitch.....i didnt quit...im working the night...and i wont work there anymore so i will be here more frequently
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Old 2006-12-21, 17:34
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Keyballs: FBS - I bet he's much more timid in real life. A cute little pussy cat.

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Old 2006-12-21, 18:08
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Slayme had or has a picture of Transient in his avatar.

If PST is going to complain about how I copied slayme, fuck him. I didn't see a trademark. I just wanted a handsome man in my avatar. Is that so much to ask for?
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Old 2006-12-21, 18:23
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Mutt - I don't visit the Ugly Photobook thread much... but I'll say... bah, I find this too offensive. Beyond jokes or fun.


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Old 2006-12-21, 21:25
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Originally Posted by PST 88
I'm not sure how scientifically you're meant to go about choosing the shitster. I'm pretty sure the process should go as follows:

1. Choose someone who talks a lot of shit on the internet.
2. Decide that the fundamental laws of the internet indicate that people are taking advantage of the opportunity to mask their real identity and personality to become the cool/sexually experienced/badass/alcoholic/ninja/European/fire-breathing/philosophical/horse-cocked/famous/down-to-Earth/friendly/popular people they aren't in real life, and by these fundamental laws this person who talks a lot of shit on the internet can't in real life.
3. Say that he's got the biggest e-balls.

I think that CtL has the biggest e-balls, and in real life he's actually in a timidity-induced coma that's given him some sort of strange psychic link to the internet. The ugliest member is whichever girl equipped with pictures has attracted the attention of members lately. It can only be Dame or Pineapply, so whichever one's more recent.

I'd also like to register my distaste for Zionist's ripping off of the estimable slayme.

If I had psychic powers, I would be using them in much better ways. But then again, I'd be in a coma and have no control over some of my bodily functions, physical or otherwise. (GET AWAY FROM MY PLUG!)
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Old 2006-12-21, 21:48
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Old 2006-12-21, 22:10
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keyballs - problematic. what are you, 5'4?
mutt - ohh, there are too many of you to pick from jk jk jk honest.
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Old 2006-12-21, 22:19
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keyballs - problematic. what are you, 5'4?
mutt - ohh, there are too many of you to pick from jk jk jk honest.

No there isn't. There's me.
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Old 2006-12-21, 22:24
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I'm going to vote powers for the Mutt Award...I remember correctly he has posted pictures exposing his hairy chest...godamn. haha
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Old 2006-12-21, 22:28
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No there isn't. There's me.


hahaha i've seen waaay worse, requiem just calls you ugly because he has a crush on you.

p.s. sorry requiem, i might've ruined that for you, i think you were going for the subtle approach....
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Old 2006-12-21, 22:52
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haha mrs. malicious, would your myspace name happen to be schwarz?
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Old 2006-12-21, 23:36
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keyballs - problematic. what are you, 5'4?

Fucking tall!
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Old 2006-12-22, 05:40
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You kidding?

Haha, may be hard to believe, but no. It might seem contrary to my usual nature, but I don't feel it necessary to publicly ridicule members of the forum on their appearance.


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keyballs - problematic. what are you, 5'4?
mutt - ohh, there are too many of you to pick from jk jk jk honest.

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Fucking tall!

*insert name here*, being the only metaltabber who has seen me in real life, hit the nail right on the head there .

I grew recently, I think I'm about 199 cm. With my blond afro, and shoes, easily 205cm thereabouts. I think that's about 6"5'?
I also find it strange that you voted me for keyballs? I'm not disputing your vote... but I don't really talk shit, ever??? I may be a fucking dickhead (and I acknowledge that), but I don't pick fights or whatnot? Meh, each to their own.




In case you're wondering, no I'm not particularly mutty, and I am not lying about my height. In fact I think I'll post pictures of myself (first time ) later tonight (gotta charge camera battery).

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Old 2006-12-22, 05:50
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Old 2006-12-22, 05:56
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