2006-12-05, 00:19
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Time to Give pt II
Yes time to give everyone their presents again! And seeing guitar demon isn't around to often these days I thought I'd make the thread instead.
AndrewC - Tickets to adelaide.
Tullie - You get a ticket to Australia to join my band and guess what the also told me you can get a transfer to one of the ice cream parlours here so your not out of a job either.
Sam [not transient] - I give you a job working for major labels as a graphix and website designer, including band logos and album art, plus a state of the art computer with like Adobe Photoshop Xthousand.
Marino - I bought you tickets to a private show from Cannibal Corpse, backstage pass and 20 tag along passes for your friends.
Timothina - I make you a Magical pendant to ressurect Gorguts for one final show in Melbourne.
Johnmansley - I give you a calculator. Yeah... An enchanted one. Signed by Dillinger Escape Plan and Anata. And it has special buttons for the sole purpose of typing Nile on the screen when you hold it upside down.
Slabbefusk - You get a new photo of suddam hessein in a santa claus hat.
Cunty Shunt, you get an audition for Hellnation, dont blow it, my credability is on the line here.
YOURGODISDEAD, you get like, private marathon lessons so you can beat someone haha
TMfreak and Grafcore, you guys get a packet of condoms and some peanut butter.
k13m - Roadie position for Hate Eternals next tour.
Lbxxx - Sundial.
And probably last but not least, Siggi, you get a kick in the arse from shady uncle steve!
Theres prolly more that deserve presents from me, but thats too bad!
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2006-12-05, 00:25
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Originally Posted by Infinity
Yes time to give everyone their presents again! And seeing guitar demon isn't around to often these days I thought I'd make the thread instead.
TMfreak and Grafcore, you guys get a packet of condoms and some peanut butter.
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Can we all give presents to people, or just you? [/sillyn00bquestion]
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2006-12-05, 00:26
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Life is pain.
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Everyone gives to everyone!!
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2006-12-05, 00:49
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I give you all tons of bitches and pounds of kush!!!
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2006-12-05, 02:33
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Originally Posted by Infinity
Yes time to give everyone their presents again! And seeing guitar demon isn't around to often these days I thought I'd make the thread instead.
AndrewC - Tickets to adelaide.
Tullie - You get a ticket to Australia to join my band and guess what the also told me you can get a transfer to one of the ice cream parlours here so your not out of a job either.
Sam [not transient] - I give you a job working for major labels as a graphix and website designer, including band logos and album art, plus a state of the art computer with like Adobe Photoshop Xthousand.
Marino - I bought you tickets to a private show from Cannibal Corpse, backstage pass and 20 tag along passes for your friends.
Timothina - I make you a Magical pendant to ressurect Gorguts for one final show in Melbourne.
Johnmansley - I give you a calculator. Yeah... An enchanted one. Signed by Dillinger Escape Plan and Anata. And it has special buttons for the sole purpose of typing Nile on the screen when you hold it upside down.
Slabbefusk - You get a new photo of suddam hessein in a santa claus hat.
Cunty Shunt, you get an audition for Hellnation, dont blow it, my credability is on the line here.
YOURGODISDEAD, you get like, private marathon lessons so you can beat someone haha
TMfreak and Grafcore, you guys get a packet of condoms and some peanut butter.
k13m - Roadie position for Hate Eternals next tour.
Lbxxx - Sundial.
And probably last but not least, Siggi, you get a kick in the arse from shady uncle steve!
Theres prolly more that deserve presents from me, but thats too bad!
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Oh, just forget me then.
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2006-12-05, 04:09
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Johnmansley - I give you a calculator. Yeah... An enchanted one. Signed by Dillinger Escape Plan and Anata. And it has special buttons for the sole purpose of typing Nile on the screen when you hold it upside down.
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Anyway, I shall proceed with my list of gifts for you lot of unmentionables:
Dissection - some balls
SkelatorOfSteel - a He-man sword and thong box set
Rik - a mention in the gifts thread
Infinity - a Marty McFly hoverboard
FBS - The motherfucking Ashes, although England are doing a good enough job gifting them already
PST - A dictionary and thesaurus set; I think his diction could do with enlarging!
Me - a break from you cunts
BassBehemoth - breast augmentation
FearFrost - CS gas to keep Nick away from his flowing locks
Powers - the Everley Brothers box set
Chris R - the Ultimate Warrior in a gimp suit
Def - Um, beer!
Doc - Lemmy's warts
Darko - that's between me and Dylan
Nihilist - see Darko
All the Norwegians - plaster cast of John Arne Riise's six pack
BassistOfLight - darkness
Bia - David Lee Roth's soiled spandex pants
Broken Crimson - a very dark and grim forest
L,B'XXX - a personal performance from Joni Mitchell
SARS - an internet connection
Black Star - the Official History of Liverpool Football Club DVD
Tim - a lock of Luc Lemay's hair
Requiem - a comfort blanket
Soulinsane - a rubber nuclear weapon to disperse the crowds of female admirers
Ten Ton Alien - Cristiano Ronaldo's balance, or lack thereof!
Dahmer's Fridge - a TV for his cave!
Fat Danny - a chemistry set!
Autumn Curve - Aaron Turner's plectrum
I can't think of anybody else, but if I do I'll post later. Enjoy the gifts, fuckos!
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2006-12-05, 04:38
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So far I`ve gotten a kick in the arse from uncle Steve and a plaster cast of John Arne Rise's six pack
I will repay your kindness later, time to go shopping.
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2006-12-05, 07:21
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I knew I could count on you Mansley.
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2006-12-05, 07:37
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Doc - Lemmy's warts
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anyways, you guys aren't getting anything! too many of you here! |
2006-12-05, 08:48
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Fat Danny - a chemistry set!
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Nice. I've never actually had one of those.
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2006-12-05, 08:51
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A sundial? Wth? lol
A few for starters are
PST-- A copy of Hookt on Foniks
fbs -- a Stretch Armstrong doll
Tulvox -- brownies (  )
powers' -- a sense of humor
John Holland -- gift certificate for Fashion Bug
Amadeus -- a plane ticket and new dancin' slippers
130 --  
Souli' and Mrs. Souli' -- a better New Year than the past one seemed to me
Tranny -- peanutbutter laced with superglue
walpurgis -- a job at the nuke plant HERE!!!!!!!  
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-12-05, 09:04
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CTL - Air Freshner, Hooker.
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2006-12-05, 09:28
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I'd give myself a bunch of stuff to make up for the lack of presents from you cunts.
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2006-12-05, 10:59
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BassBehemoth - breast augmentation
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haha, Mansley you cunt!
I would give you my Math course to complete, because I'm relearning shit I've done at least 4 times over in Math 11, and then Math 11 Advanced. And I'd give you a blowjob for getting it done before May. 
I'll do more niggas later, I'm seeing my brother as he's back from Aussietown.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-12-05, 11:35
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SARS - an internet connection
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BassB: An american green card. You've earned it bud.
LB: One year membership to Curves
FBS: A fucking baseball
PST: A thesaurus. (For using to find easier to understand words, its also intelligent to convey messages in the easiest form possible  )
Infinity: A stress relief doll
CTL: The complete set of Star Trek movies. Oh and a blow up doll.
Proaz: A D in Calculus because i have a lower grade than him....
TimeDragon: Box of cleanexs haha
XGraf: A Nordic beer horn
BlizzardB: The non-ambigous gender card.
HumanCorpse: Snow
PhillKilla: An eagle globe and anchor sticker.... oops Army thats right.. A new baret? haha
Souls: A nice transition to the civilian life.
Dicksuction: Chicken Soup for the mothers soul.
Nomad: Webcode for a functioning Chat Room
Problematic: A new Skateboard and a video camera. (its your turn bitch!  )
Zionist: A Full Throttle energy Drink.
Powers: A green metal tabs t-shirt with a drunken Xgraf on it.
Skelatorofsteel: A thread that never closes
Blood Red Bass: A round of applause for posting intelligent posts.
Broken Crimson: Estrogen
Shreddist: A fake ID card
Mrs. Malicious: A marriage ring.
Tranny: A vocalist
Moe_Blunts: Moe Blunts
Dystopia: No Blunts
Soeru: American Credit Debt.
JAMF: Clothes
Def: 2 Old E 40s and some ducktape. (for his hands of course) Go edward!!
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
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2006-12-05, 11:41
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Blood Red Bass: A round of applause for posting intelligent posts.
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Look at all of you!!!! You're all jealous he gave you tangible presents, and you wish you were getting the e-plause I'm getting now!!!
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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2006-12-05, 11:52
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Lo, they do call to me...
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i really oughtta post here more often, ive been slacking the past year... no one remembered me....
with that, ill have a list built up later, i am going to bed soon, as i am getting the CFH symboly tattooed on my leg today, firts tattoo : )
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2006-12-05, 12:19
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I haven't stopped laughing at this post since i first read it like 5 minutes ago.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth... |
2006-12-05, 12:27
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CTL: The complete set of Star Trek movies. Oh and a blow up doll.
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Fuck Star Trek. But I will take that blow up doll.
*looks at blow up doll with goo-goo eyes* and I name you "Naomi."
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2006-12-05, 12:49
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Everyone gets a bottle of Steel Reserve from me. With a cute little ribbon around the cap.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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