2006-12-09, 10:47
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most technical/difficult piece of guitar music youve ever heard
i need some help from you guitarists here. my friends guitar teacher boldly claims that he can learn anything in about ten minutes. i set this arrogant bastard up with some necrophagist, and sure enough within a minute or two he had dropped his tuning and was tearing through it. so in short i need the absolute most difficult stuff you can throw at me. thanks guys.
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2006-12-09, 11:03
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Well I think there's no point, just go and take classes from him. :shock:
Maybe some Spawn of Possession or Psycroptic? Internal Suffering? Becker or any other shreddish shit, but I'm sure he already plays some of that stuff if he's that good.
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2006-12-09, 11:10
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Ron Jarzombek - I've Got The Runs Really Bad
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2006-12-09, 11:14
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tell him to play some between the buried and me. their shit is pretty hard.
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2006-12-09, 11:15
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Yngwie Malmsteen- Arpeggios from Hell? I would imagine learning the full like 2:30 of it in under 10 minutes would be impossible.
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2006-12-09, 11:47
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Originally Posted by 666petthylord666
tell him to play some between the buried and me. their shit is pretty hard.
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HAHAHAH
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2006-12-09, 12:17
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Originally Posted by 666petthylord666
tell him to play some between the buried and me. their shit is pretty hard.
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2006-12-09, 12:32
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Originally Posted by 666petthylord666
tell him to play some between the buried and me. their shit is pretty hard.
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not really... only the fill in camilla rhoads... and the only reason its hard is because it is made of random notes that have no relation to eachother in regards to scale, so its practically impossible to memorize... the rest of it is easy as balls.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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2006-12-09, 12:36
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Yeah they're a pretty straightforward band. Even the sweeps in that song on their TV commercial aint that hard.
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2006-12-09, 12:46
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ok then tell him to play some dragonforce. none of you fucks can argue with that. this comment goes to everyone who thinks im such a funny guy. fucking deuches.
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2006-12-09, 14:47
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ok then tell him to play some dragonforce. none of you fucks can argue with that. this comment goes to everyone who thinks im such a funny guy. fucking deuches.
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The shit you just mentioned doesnt really hold a candle to Necrophagist.
I'm pretty sure that if this dude is busting through Necrophagist songs within a minute he will most likely be able to get down the Dragonforce solos as well.
Ron Jarzombek is a good choice, tough chords and wacko rhythms.
Maybe some Allan Holdsworth stuff? Al DiMeola? Or any of those insane shredders will give him a tough time. |
2006-12-09, 15:25
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You need to hit him up with some extremely complex time signature arrangements. Just find a song that has some nearly nonsensical time signature combinations. Maybe some Meshuggah? I've never learned anything of theirs but it sounds pretty difficult to play to. Maybe the guitar parts are easy but it sounds like there are different rhythms going on with different instruments.
You could also give him some Mattias "IA" Eklundh. He probably wouldn't be able to master that whammy bar shit in 10 minutes.
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2006-12-09, 15:57
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excellent, thanks for all the suggestions. my next move is probably gonna involve some jamborek, or possibly cannibals' "frantic disembowelment". hes old school so i think the odd times/chords are my best bet. yngwie is a no go, he tears through that too. and i am definitely going in for some lessons.
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2006-12-09, 18:04
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i'm so jealous of you... i want a teacher like that...
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Originally Posted by Dahmers Fridge
In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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2006-12-09, 18:57
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Paul Gilbert - Get Outta My Yard
Heehee!
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Shadow dragon:
Take her from behind, then pretend like you're gonna cum, retract and spit on her back.
Then when she turns around blow your load in her face
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2006-12-09, 20:41
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King Crimson - Larks Tounges In Aspic Part III (the intro).
I think Robert Fripp himself is the only guitarist alive who can play that thing.
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2006-12-09, 21:15
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I find playing any Cynic song difficult, not coz of shredding coz of chords i would never use and strum patterns i would never use.
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2006-12-10, 00:36
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Give him 'Halls Of Amenti' by Cephalic Carnage. Not that its hard or anything, just that it's 30 minutes long, so he phisically wont't be able to learn it and play it in 10 minutes. unless he speeds it up to 300%, which could be done but meh.
EDIT: Actually dude, give him this haha...
http://images.flabber.nl/imagepopup...e=dodenwals.jpg
If you show him, tell us what he says  .. Since he said "any music(that he can learn in 10 minutes)"...
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2006-12-10, 05:23
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MICHEAL ANGELO BATIO : NO BOUNDARIES
IN ONLY TEN MINUTS HE CAN'T LEARN ALL THE SONG!!
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MVP PROJECT: SO WATH
THE SONG IS 10 MIN LONG AND THE GAMBALE'S SOLO IS SO FUCKING HARD!
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2006-12-10, 06:11
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Paul Gilbert - Get Outta My Yard
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Fucking word. Anything Necrophagist also.
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