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Old 2011-06-20, 10:34
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I just find "Assault that Ass". what's ass assult?

Its when another man forces his pee-pee into another man's butthole
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Old 2011-06-20, 12:59
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It's actually the nick name given to the pre-work out supplement Assault.

But I like the google result aswell.
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Old 2011-06-20, 14:24
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Old 2011-06-20, 14:32
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If I was ghey I would have had so many sex by now
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Old 2011-06-23, 01:44
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So fucking stoked to see Golers live this Saturday. It's like a delicious combination of thrash metal + grindcore + crust punk.

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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2011-06-24, 12:58
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If I was ghey I would have had so many sex by now


Story of my life.
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Old 2011-06-24, 14:22
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Do I detect a metaltab romance there? awwww....



ewwwww
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2011-06-25, 13:08
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Do I detect a metaltab romance there? awwww....



ewwwww

Certainly not, maybe from his point of view but all I am saying is dudes seem to hit on me more than womens.
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Old 2011-06-25, 22:41
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Certainly not, maybe from his point of view but all I am saying is dudes seem to hit on me more than womens.


Nothing wrong with that, time for you to swim to the other side of the lake
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Old 2011-06-26, 10:32
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That's like saying I should become a Mormon just because they come to my doorstep and offer me bibles and a membership.
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Old 2011-06-26, 17:25
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Its when another man forces his pee-pee into another man's butthole
It's what anybody who falls asleep on my couch wakes up to when the GHB wears off.
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Old 2011-06-27, 09:06
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I'd let you do some deep oil drilling on me for some free GHB.
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Old 2011-07-02, 02:10
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Old 2011-07-05, 07:11
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starting to play rugby again after an 8 week break

starting to make my drivers license

Municipal Waste
Bonded By Blood
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ah yeah and the festival season has begun
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Old 2011-07-08, 11:57
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Atmosphere

That is all.
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Old 2011-07-12, 17:43
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Epic Meal Time, am I right HATERS?

I'm waiting for the episode when BassB comes out in it.
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Old 2011-07-12, 19:49
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Old 2011-07-13, 09:35
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Atmosphere

That is all.


I can rap all of Little Man. It is insanely fun lol. Took me forever to learn.
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Old 2011-07-14, 01:23
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Epic Meal Time, am I right HATERS?

I'm waiting for the episode when BassB comes out in it.



Fuck, I've started watching those videos before I eat supper for motivation to eat more.It's actually pretty fun.

Fast Food Sushi looks amazing.
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Old 2011-07-22, 14:17
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Currently growing a few super hot peppers: Bhut Jolokia (ghost chilli), Yellow 7 Pot, Red Habanero, and Pusa Jawa.

The jolokia was the hottest pepper in the world up until recently as its position was usurped by a Trinidad Butch T Scorpion pepper that was grown by the same guy I bought the jolokia off of (and confirmed by Guinness). I cannot fucking wait to try this pepper as its suppose to be on a completely different level of "heat". For reference, the standard habanero is at around 100,000–350,000 on the Scoville scale while the jolokia is around 1,000,000+. The yellow 7 pot is a pepper from the Caribbean that is also mean hot. It apparently gets its name because one pepper is enough heat for 7 pots of food. The red habanero and pusa are just great standard cooking peppers that provide a more reasonable level of heat and taste. Should be regretting all of this in about 100 days.
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