2011-06-20, 10:34
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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I just find "Assault that Ass". what's ass assult?
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Its when another man forces his pee-pee into another man's butthole |
2011-06-20, 12:59
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It's actually the nick name given to the pre-work out supplement Assault.
But I like the google result aswell.
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2011-06-20, 14:24
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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You guys are all ghey.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-06-20, 14:32
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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If I was ghey I would have had so many sex by now
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2011-06-23, 01:44
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Okay.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-06-24, 12:58
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
If I was ghey I would have had so many sex by now
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Story of my life.  |
2011-06-24, 14:22
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Do I detect a metaltab romance there? awwww.... 
ewwwww
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-06-25, 13:08
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Do I detect a metaltab romance there? awwww....
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Certainly not, maybe from his point of view but all I am saying is dudes seem to hit on me more than womens. |
2011-06-25, 22:41
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
Certainly not, maybe from his point of view but all I am saying is dudes seem to hit on me more than womens.
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Nothing wrong with that, time for you to swim to the other side of the lake 
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2011-06-26, 10:32
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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That's like saying I should become a Mormon just because they come to my doorstep and offer me bibles and a membership.
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2011-06-26, 17:25
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Attorney at Bird Law
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Its when another man forces his pee-pee into another man's butthole
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It's what anybody who falls asleep on my couch wakes up to when the GHB wears off.
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Trust in god, he'll give you shoes!
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2011-06-27, 09:06
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I'd let you do some deep oil drilling on me for some free GHB.
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so ronrey
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2011-07-02, 02:10
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Non Phixion
Battlefield 1943
obviously bulking
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2011-07-05, 07:11
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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starting to play rugby again after an 8 week break
starting to make my drivers license
Municipal Waste
Bonded By Blood
Triptykon
ah yeah and the festival season has begun
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2011-07-08, 11:57
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Atmosphere
That is all.
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2011-07-12, 17:43
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Epic Meal Time, am I right HATERS?
I'm waiting for the episode when BassB comes out in it.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2011-07-12, 19:49
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Die Young.
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/\ haha. Yes, I was the original Muscles Glasses. 
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2011-07-13, 09:35
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Atmosphere
That is all.
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I can rap all of Little Man. It is insanely fun lol. Took me forever to learn.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
2011-07-14, 01:23
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Epic Meal Time, am I right HATERS?
I'm waiting for the episode when BassB comes out in it.
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Fuck, I've started watching those videos before I eat supper for motivation to eat more.It's actually pretty fun.
Fast Food Sushi looks amazing. |
2011-07-22, 14:17
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Currently growing a few super hot peppers: Bhut Jolokia (ghost chilli), Yellow 7 Pot, Red Habanero, and Pusa Jawa.
The jolokia was the hottest pepper in the world up until recently as its position was usurped by a Trinidad Butch T Scorpion pepper that was grown by the same guy I bought the jolokia off of (and confirmed by Guinness). I cannot fucking wait to try this pepper as its suppose to be on a completely different level of "heat". For reference, the standard habanero is at around 100,000–350,000 on the Scoville scale while the jolokia is around 1,000,000+. The yellow 7 pot is a pepper from the Caribbean that is also mean hot. It apparently gets its name because one pepper is enough heat for 7 pots of food. The red habanero and pusa are just great standard cooking peppers that provide a more reasonable level of heat and taste. Should be regretting all of this in about 100 days.
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facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so ronrey
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