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this is awesome
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2006-12-26, 20:10
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Met this girl in subway
Hot as hell said she had lost weight
She had some stubble above her lip
But i was like the razor could deal with that shit
She gave me her number
And so i called
The next day we were out at the town mall
She grabbed some sexy shorts and put them on
What is this i say
She has some sort of bulge by the left lace
After hitting the mall we went back to its place
We began making out
Then i noticed her bulge had grown at an alarming rate
I kept quite for the moment and continued on
Thought she might have took some hormones
To loose all that weight she had ones put on
Reminded me of China from war zone
In that movie she did with her big ass clit
Stuck my hand down her pants
And to my surprise
She had one huge dong
That was bigger than mine
Told her this could not be
walked away and left that place
From time to time i think
What could have been with that he/she
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2006-12-27, 20:59
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i love it
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2006-12-28, 18:16
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The fact that this thread has gotten to a second page is really bizarre.
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2006-12-29, 01:19
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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why do you always gotta be such a negative nancy...
My grindcore vocals..
HOLY SHIT A DICK!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
A DICK?!
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2007-01-03, 19:58
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2007-01-04, 14:15
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why do you always gotta be such a negative nancy...
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What the fuck is a negative nancy?
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2007-01-05, 15:35
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What the fuck is a negative nancy?
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2007-01-16, 17:41
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post shit fuckers
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2007-01-17, 18:19
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A negative nancy is a nay-sayer
he needs to try to be more of a positive pete.
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2007-01-17, 20:11
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2007-06-18, 23:59
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The time has come
For her and I
Waited and waited
Both of us anticipated
In the bed we lay
At no point did I fell gay
She was nervous
I told her not to worry
A moment latter
Stricken by awe
She had a massive boner
Which made me jealous
Not frightened at all
I open up my jaws
10 minutes later
She cam on my belly
LOL This is the first poem that I have every written.
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2007-06-19, 00:30
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First and worst.
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2007-06-19, 00:32
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Most likely. I know I'm never going to get good at it but I had fun doing it.
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2007-07-03, 18:30
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New Blood
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2007-07-08, 15:31
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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ur such a negative nancy
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