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Old 2006-12-26, 08:17
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Old 2006-12-26, 20:10
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Met this girl in subway
Hot as hell said she had lost weight
She had some stubble above her lip
But i was like the razor could deal with that shit

She gave me her number
And so i called
The next day we were out at the town mall
She grabbed some sexy shorts and put them on
What is this i say
She has some sort of bulge by the left lace

After hitting the mall we went back to its place
We began making out
Then i noticed her bulge had grown at an alarming rate
I kept quite for the moment and continued on
Thought she might have took some hormones
To loose all that weight she had ones put on
Reminded me of China from war zone
In that movie she did with her big ass clit

Stuck my hand down her pants
And to my surprise
She had one huge dong
That was bigger than mine
Told her this could not be
walked away and left that place

From time to time i think
What could have been with that he/she
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Old 2006-12-27, 20:59
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Old 2006-12-28, 18:16
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The fact that this thread has gotten to a second page is really bizarre.
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Old 2006-12-29, 01:19
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why do you always gotta be such a negative nancy...


My grindcore vocals..






HOLY SHIT A DICK!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
A DICK?!
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Old 2007-01-03, 19:58
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Old 2007-01-04, 14:15
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What the fuck is a negative nancy?
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Old 2007-01-05, 15:35
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What the fuck is a negative nancy?


yeah man what the hell is that
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Old 2007-01-16, 17:41
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Old 2007-01-17, 18:19
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A negative nancy is a nay-sayer

he needs to try to be more of a positive pete.
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Old 2007-01-17, 20:11
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Old 2007-06-18, 23:59
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The time has come
For her and I

Waited and waited
Both of us anticipated

In the bed we lay
At no point did I fell gay

She was nervous
I told her not to worry

A moment latter
Stricken by awe

She had a massive boner
Which made me jealous

Not frightened at all
I open up my jaws

10 minutes later
She cam on my belly


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Old 2007-06-19, 00:30
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First and worst.
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Old 2007-06-19, 00:32
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Most likely. I know I'm never going to get good at it but I had fun doing it.
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Old 2007-07-03, 18:30
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Old 2007-07-08, 15:31
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First and worst.

ur such a negative nancy
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