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Song about finding out ur girlfriend is a he she
i dare some one to write a song about this
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2006-12-08, 00:51
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ONE TWO THREE FOURYOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOU WANTED TO FINGER HER CUNT
BUT SHE WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT
YOU WERE SO FUCKING UGLY
YOUR GIRLFRIEND GOT A SEX CHANGE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOU CRIED ALL NIGHT ABOUT YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMB RELATIONSHIP
YOU TOLD ME AND I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT
AFTER SPEAKING TO YOU I WANT TO GET A SEX CHANGE TOO
EITHER THAT OR KICK YOU IN THE FUCKEN TEETH!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
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2006-12-08, 00:56
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Not bad!
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2006-12-08, 01:07
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Ill do a romantic version, by the way MTM, you NEED to check out extinction agenda, i made a thread about it... bands. great thrash. Heres the romantic version:
Sitting in that little ol' cafe,
Wondering if my girlfriend is really what she says,
She told me she was actually a he,
And now our relationship can't be!
Why? Did it have to be me!
Why? Is my girlfriend a he?
What can I do, to fix this situation...
Because my girlfriend enjoys 2 forms of masturbation.
I remember the day that we first met.
It was at a girls football game, and she was the coaches pet.
She was the best damn player on the team
That's because she was a he!
She caught my eye that fateful day
And for a split second I didn't know what to say
But the teams motto, was there's no 'I' in team -
But theres definately a 'he' in 'she'
Why? Did it have to be me!
Why? Is my girlfriend a he?
What can I do, to fix this situation...
Because my girlfriend enjoys 2 forms of masturbation.
This rhyming scheme is so fucked...
But not as much as when my girlfriend sucked
But the person she sucked was not me -
She sucked herself, because she is a he.
And I still love her... And she! It! He!.... Loves me!
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2006-12-08, 04:17
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FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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 I hope this thread doesn't get closed.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2006-12-08, 04:24
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it shouldnt, those are my legit master works!
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2006-12-08, 08:07
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Won't be closed.
I crept into the cave
It turned into a mountain
I tried to swim the ocean
It turned into a peak
I said 'What's shakin' Glen?'
She said 'Please call me Glenda'
I swam along her river
Until I ran ashore
Her daddy was a rock
Her mother was the ocean
She started as a rock
That flowed into the sea
Sometimes I wonder if
I should've climbed that mountain
Sometimes I wonder how
I'd have done on that peak
But every now and then
I'm alone with that fire
Every now and then
I know I did what's right
'Cause I don't fuck
Bisected cock
No I won't fuck
Bisected cock
Can't even suck
Bisected cock
Surely won't fuck
Bisected cock
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2006-12-08, 14:08
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But the teams motto, was there's no 'I' in team -
But theres definately a 'he' in 'she'
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lol Those were great lines! I'm gonna have to take a stab at this one soon.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-12-08, 23:08
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record some of your stuff
man this is awesome i thought this would be a loser thread but it is awesome
record some of these songs and post them they rock so far so awesome u guys are awesome
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Reason: Spelling suks
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2006-12-08, 23:12
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(my spelling sucks but this is a 80's power ballad with one of those sappy guitar solos)
Ewwww............Ahhhhh
you waited
and waited
the moment is hear
it is coming out it is coming near
fear of not seeing what is rite
it is in site
What!!!!!!!
She is the man
He's a She
was she born this way
I don't want to know
all i want to is for her to go
all the hopes shattered
in this creepy matter
of mutation
but i am overcome by a sensassion
{guitar solo}
Wait
don't go
I have something to say
I am gay
I am gay
I don't mind
I like it
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2006-12-09, 05:47
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2006-12-09, 12:05
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2006-12-09, 17:15
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He, She, We
I'll never forget your loving touch
so rough it made me wonder
if I wanted you too much
I'll never forget our very first kiss
the gentle brush of stubble
on your upper lip
I'll never forget kissing your neck
That too large Adam's apple
Made me forget about sex
I'll never forget my hand down your pants
What a stunning surprise
to feel a cock in my hands
Our families will never understand
but we can get married in Massachusetts
at least there it isn't banned.
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2006-12-10, 07:46
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Dude this is about finding out your GF is a BF not molesting and marrying your grandma...  |
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2006-12-10, 18:12
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The two might not be mutually exclusive.
Wrote this on the drive home. Parody should be obvious:
I came in to fast
She hid in the bath
I said 'Give me half'
I said 'Let's go to bed'
She suggested instead
That we should be wed
She said 'Not on your life
'Till we're man and wife
I'd rather be knifed'
So, she called in a priest
From the Northeast
Named Father McGeest
Then, we looked for a church
It proved quite a search
Were left in the lurch
So, we got married at home
By a garden gnome
Otherwise alone
At last, she gave me the glance
My skin crawled with ants
I reached in her pants
Then, I lit a fire
Isn't it good?
For down there was wood
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2006-12-11, 00:24
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man this is awsome
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2006-12-14, 02:15
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Best thread ,ever!
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2006-12-14, 03:38
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anyone seen the movie "the crying game"
and its got that song that make you shudder.
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2006-12-16, 12:15
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very creative this is awesome if i could sing realy good i would post mine
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2006-12-26, 08:12
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Then, I lit a fire
Isn't it good?
For down there was wood
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2006-12-26, 12:17
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this is awesome
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2006-12-27, 00:10
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Met this girl in subway
Hot as hell said she had lost weight
She had some stubble above her lip
But i was like the razor could deal with that shit
She gave me her number
And so i called
The next day we were out at the town mall
She grabbed some sexy shorts and put them on
What is this i say
She has some sort of bulge by the left lace
After hitting the mall we went back to its place
We began making out
Then i noticed her bulge had grown at an alarming rate
I kept quite for the moment and continued on
Thought she might have took some hormones
To loose all that weight she had ones put on
Reminded me of China from war zone
In that movie she did with her big ass clit
Stuck my hand down her pants
And to my surprise
She had one huge dong
That was bigger than mine
Told her this could not be
walked away and left that place
From time to time i think
What could have been with that he/she
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2006-12-28, 00:59
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i love it
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2006-12-28, 22:16
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The fact that this thread has gotten to a second page is really bizarre.
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2006-12-29, 05:19
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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why do you always gotta be such a negative nancy...
My grindcore vocals..
HOLY SHIT A DICK!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
A DICK?!
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What the fuck is a negative nancy?
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2007-01-05, 19:35
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What the fuck is a negative nancy?
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2007-01-16, 21:41
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post shit fuckers
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2007-01-17, 22:19
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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A negative nancy is a nay-sayer
he needs to try to be more of a positive pete.
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2007-06-19, 04:59
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The time has come
For her and I
Waited and waited
Both of us anticipated
In the bed we lay
At no point did I fell gay
She was nervous
I told her not to worry
A moment latter
Stricken by awe
She had a massive boner
Which made me jealous
Not frightened at all
I open up my jaws
10 minutes later
She cam on my belly
LOL This is the first poem that I have every written.
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2007-06-19, 05:30
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First and worst.
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2007-06-19, 05:32
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Most likely. I know I'm never going to get good at it but I had fun doing it.
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2007-07-08, 20:31
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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ur such a negative nancy
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