geeeez guys, i thought this was just a funny thread to giggle over weird occurrences in! lighten up. sure, some of these things are statistically improbable; it's nothing to call each other fruits about

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some subliminal message shit?, i barely caught that

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I hate how when you have a girlfriend or partner, the oppositive sex is on you like fried chicken on a black man. And when you're single, the same girls that wanted you, want nothing to do with you.

Ummm, there was a thread like this before..because I used this upcoming story. It happened almost exactly 5 years ago.

A bunch of my old bandmate's were at a friend's house to jam. My friend Adam had a chocolate bar(Mars), and he placed it under a couch so that no one would take it. After getting really high, I secretly took the Mars bar and ate in the bathroom. SEVERAL days later, we were practicing again and he remembers his chocolate bar that he left under the couch. He reaches under...and pulls out a fucking unscathed Mars bar! He was like "Oh, there it is!"

I was like ....haha, and I confessed that I ate his Mars from the previous occasion...

It was really fucked up..and there would be no reason why another was in the same exact place he put it.

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The mystery of the multiplying mars bar.. nice. haha You should seriously try putting like a 100 dollar bill under teh couch..... get high go spend it.. then come back like a week later. Maybe a 2nd 100 dollar bill will be there.


Just remembered your Canadian....Or just use whatever monetary item you guys use..

(I'd go with the 100 dollar bill personally)

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Well, we do have $100 bills here.

It was needless to say one of the most bizarre/unexplainable things that has ever happened to me. When he pulled the bar out from the couch I was almost paralyzed.

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I'll tell you one premonition that I swore was gonna happen but didn't. Not one person called me a fag for creating the respectabley popular Circumcision Thread. I was just waiting for it to happen but either you guys can take a joke or didn't realize who was responsible.

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That or everybody was waiting for that topic to be brought up, or everybody just felt thats a very interesting topic that everybody should engage in. Haha

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tmfreak is right...except that poll should not have been anonymous.

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Connect the dots.

i had an erotic dream about one of my friends a few weeks ago, and then a few days after that dream she had a kid. that was insane because she didnt look pregnant at all and shes not even that fat.

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That reminds me of a family guy episode. Where peter goes back to all the chicks he dated and one of them was this CRAZY disqusting looking lady holding like 5 kids haha. Then all of a sudden one falls out of her, and shes like oih.. i guess i was pregnant.

ew......

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annnd?

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Well when you put it like that...

Heres a lil update on this.

My sisters boyfriend a good friend of mine. Told me about 2 days ago that he had a dream about planes crashing. I was like ok...? liek i really care. And hes like no you don't understand, everytime i have a dream about a plane crashing it happens in real life. I was like OH K.... fucking Final Destination.

Well apparently a plane has crashed and is no missing. He showed me the link today, anybody should be able to see it on whatever various webnews they go to. According to him its happened since he was 11. And he says every single time hes had a dream about it, that its happened. Tell me if that isn't weird shit.

According to him, none of his friends fly if he has a dream about planes.

edit: He says he had a dream about 9/11. He says that he was in a building, and he thought it was bombed, then he saw planes crashing, then he remembers running through the city and being in complete chaos. He said a week later 9/11 happened. He isn't the guy to kid around either. Apparently this is a big deal.

He said he had dreamed his entire life of being a pilot, but had a dream about being a ww2 pilot who got shot down. We are talking about maybe being nothing but a memory of something thats in the future. He kind of threw out the idea that mayb ehe was a WW2 pilot that WAS shot down.

Intresting things to think about. Maybe we are of something much.. much bigger, beyond our possible comprehention. And the thoughts are too, superior for us to think about.. or actually to believe.

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I tell you what i'm a VERY sceptical person.. extremely sceptical but i believe him, and i'm starting to believe (lately over the past year) that its truly possible that something out there could exist. We are just.. merely to incapable of thinking about it.


Here is one to wrap your mind around. Truly think about this... Think of ... the universe.. or just things as a whole... being around for infinity... meaning there was NEVER a beginning. I mean seriously stop and think about this. Its so mind twisting... it almost hurts to think about it. Things have ALWAYS....... ALWAYS been.

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Yeah, that is what philosophers are supposed to do, not metalheads.

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Here's a good quote from one of Olaf Stapledon's books:



Screw thinking about that kind of stuff. Unless we get a visit from some higher power which created the universe or whatever, all we have is speculation. Until then, we'll most likely never know the nature of universe, at least I suspect, not in our lifetimes.

Thinking about these kinds of topics always depresses me.

Agreed, it's a hard life of headaches believing in a realistic truth.
*becomes born-again christian*

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It doesn't really matter either way. If indeed we are just brains hooked up to machines, like the matrix, or whatever we think is what our reality is, it just doesn't really matter. Cause it will not really change anything you are going to do or are doing right now. I would still have to go to school on tuesday, the machine some of you are hooked up to would tell you its time for a smoke, etc. I have to admit it is knda freaky trying to comprehend it all at once. But so is a Necrophagist song, I don't really bother with either.

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