2006-08-27, 03:34
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i would like to meet Cloaca.... naked
HE HAS A BIG PENIS! and he lives in Melbourne, so its actually possible.
Where in Mel does this good sir live? I want to stalk him and look through his window at night while he makes video lessons.  |
2006-08-27, 03:42
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I'd share a beer with most of you cunts but I thought extra mention should go to the following:
Dyldo - to discuss quantum mechanics and it's influence on the sex toy industry.
Nihilist - cool guy/taste in music and probably the first person I conversed with in a thread here.
PST - to see if he looks like David Cross!
FBS - to witness the mutilation of fire hoses and small children, not necessarily mutually exclusive.
MTM - to inspect the patchwork of his denim jacket
Chris - to inspect his snake
Nomad - the man, the myth, the legend
Def - to talk football and he'd be be an awesome drinking buddy
Tim - the man has good taste in music, and I'd rip him about the Ashes!
Wally - to see that MA tattoo close up
Transient - to see if he resembles Stephen Hawking even moreso in real life
Myles - don't know really, just seems a cool guy
Marino - to remind him of Liverpool's victory over Milan two years ago!
Soulinsane - to meet the real life Popeye!
SpiritCrusher - to meet one of the best tabbers around (his Execration Text tab is sublime)
Bia - seems like a cool gal, always up for goofing around
I'm hungover like a bastard so if I missed you, I don't fucking care! Nah, like I said, I'd have a beer with all the mods and the majority of the regulars.
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2006-08-27, 03:44
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Somebody say me! 
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2006-08-27, 04:06
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fine then i would like to meet travI56669 
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2006-08-27, 04:10
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Supreme Metalhead
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I am a star!! WOWWWWW
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2006-08-27, 05:16
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Infinity, philkilla, Soulinsane, Trans, MTM, guitar_demon, FBS and for sexor purposes:
pineappleystuff and dame.
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2006-08-27, 05:53
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Jono
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xDislexicx! We can talk about who's gear is better, plus he is the most mysterious cunt here.
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2006-08-27, 06:36
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Nobody picked me 
I'll want to meet all you regs, just to find out how everyone is in real life.
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2006-08-27, 06:49
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Post-whore
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Well im glad no-one said me, and yes i do know someone is going to say they want to meet me after this post.
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2006-08-27, 07:05
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i would like to meet Cloaca.... naked
HE HAS A BIG PENIS! and he lives in Melbourne, so its actually possible.
Where in Mel does this good sir live? I want to stalk him and look through his window at night while he makes video lessons. |
Ah christ, my third stalker this week. You're that fucker from youtube aren't you? |
2006-08-27, 07:10
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Post-whore
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Ah christ, my third stalker this week. You're that fucker from youtube aren't you?
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Hahahaha. Ask Nowak for advise, he should have enough experience with stalkers by now. |
2006-08-27, 07:33
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Infinity: Where abouts in Australia are you?
haha I think I met Andrewc.
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2006-08-27, 07:59
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Life is pain.
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AndrewC is cool. I'm in NSW. Broken Hill... Its on the NSW/SA border... you were in tassie but are you in sydney now?
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2006-08-27, 08:10
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Oh, cool. I was just going to say - I could probably meet any MetalTabber that goes to any of the Skinless shows in November because the band I'm in is doing national support. Including M4TB.
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2006-08-27, 08:23
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Life is pain.
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well i can try to make it if they are under 18's gigs and arent tooo far away, where are they and shit man
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2006-08-27, 12:05
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Noob lud
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Timedragon
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2006-08-27, 12:14
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BassB
Timedragon
Sqol
Nihilist
NHOE
Siggi
guitardemon
Rabbifoodslicer
morbid guitar
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2006-08-27, 12:18
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Post-whore
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Here's my real list:
Soulinsane - Seems like a fun guy, probably has many tales of sailors coming on to him.
Dissection - WE NEED SOME FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT! Dissection will provide endless amounts of the aforementioned.
BOB ZE METALLUE! - Fuck yeah man, I want to meet the man behind the legend.
FBS - For hawt sex after part-ay.
PST - More entertainment. I'd point and laugh at him for being a Jew.
Nihilist/Dameframorkum/Bia - Pussy. Wait, Nihilist is a girl, right?
Fuck it, I can't be arsed to go on. I'd have a drink with any reg here, you're all cool cunts.
Have any of you met any metaltabbers? I've met sqol, he was pretty cool.
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2006-08-27, 12:24
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Have any of you met any metaltabbers? I've met sqol, he was pretty cool.
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I have - does improve my staus?
I want to be promoted to Pokemon Overlord!
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2006-08-27, 12:37
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I've met & drank with Cloaca several times, BeastOfCarrion a few times and I *THINK* I spoke to AndrewC when I was completely skullfucked at a Disgorge show. Actually I don't recall being sober meeting these dudes. Maybe Tim once.
Yes I'm a girl. I'm easy too. Goddamnit, I thought I lost my feminine features when I hit 18.
autumncurve: He's a n3rd like me. We'd get on like a house on fire.
obrien20: Jesus. You look like Jesus. No, but seriously, been talking to Marino for years now. Great guy.
PST: I'm yet to see what you looks like. I'm interested. In seeing what you look like. Hmm. Sounds kind-of homosexualle~!
johnmansley: Flawless taste in music. Cool guy too. We could talk about his undying love for C. Ronaldo. Tee-hee.
problematic: So I can laugh at him.
nomad: Accent. I need to hear the accent.
Darko: Little Dyldo is a weird fellow. I'd hit it.
metal=life: Crazy, crazy dude. Is he still alive? heh.
Tony (forgot his username [edit: SpiritCrusher]): For guitar lessons.
FBS: I'm guessing the sheer size difference would be funny until I start feeling a little inferior.
BassBehemoth: Seems like a fellow alcoholic. Same goes for Def.
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