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Old 2002-09-29, 11:56
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Talking Find or create the story!!!!!

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Old 2002-09-29, 12:03
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what the fuck u mean like by the pictures?!



he had a birthday party, he drank lots, he puked, he got hit on the head by one of his drunken freinds, he turned into a beast, and then got shot, he was embaressed about this, and went up to heaven to become an angel.
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Old 2002-09-29, 12:09
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So it was Federico, a Roman metalhead's, birthday, and he was going out with some friends on that dumbass rip-off Americanized pub rush that they have there. As a side note, I'm glad I didnt go on that when I was there. Sausage party. But Federico really liked it. And they stopped in this one Piazza whose name I forgot with all the really Americanized bars and had a pint of Guiness with some dumb American girls("Oh my Gawd! You speak ITALIAN!"). Unfortunately, the Guiness was bad, real bad. It turns bad quick, on account of it's thick. And it had been sitting out all day, because the owner of the bar's an asshole and doesnt like it when real Italians come by his bar and drink Irish beer. I guess. And Federico POUNDED it. And he proceeded to throw up the contents of his stomach(beer, beer, and more beer) all over some dude sitting next to him. Tragically, this random dude happened to be the Ambassador from German, who was here to "pick up his daughter" he said, despite the fact that his daughter was five and was on vacation at the North Sea at the time, and despite the fact that the was guzzling a bottle of Jagermeister. Nonetheless, he had more power than Federico, surprisingly, and got him into court. Now, the court in Rome's a little archaic, and so, when Federico was inevitably found guilty of assault with deadly weapon, he was sentenced to become a Vampire, and then hunted around bad movies until he died. However, one of Federico's friends from Spain was in the ETA, and smuggled him and Uzi in the court. Federico went off with a random burst of his sub-machine gun, but only hit one chick who was giving a guy head. Tragically, she died. Especially tragic for the guy, who didnt notice it at the time and was later horrified to find out a dead girl got him off. Federico was taken to Basqueland, where he now lives in seclusion, biding his time until his Caesar-like triumphant return to Rome. I would get into that, but he made no smily for it.
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Old 2002-09-29, 12:10
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there once was a man
and he had a birthday
so he drank and drank
and chuffed all over the place
he got hammered
and became a vampire
went on a massacre
grew tired and fell asleep
but he died
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He was in a birthday party ... drinking with his friends... a lot of people puked ... drunk people with broken bottles ... then a demon appeared.. he shot him with his uzi.. he find out it wasnt real the he was embaressed ... he saw it because he was drunk ... the he decided to suicide ... and went up to heaven(not).
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Old 2002-09-29, 12:15
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ok cool men!!! continue!! the idea of this thread fuckin rules!!!!
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Old 2002-09-29, 12:21
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not really, the 3 above all sound similar
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Old 2002-09-29, 12:23
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hey i want to conquer the world with this thread!!! support me!!!
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Old 2002-09-29, 13:42
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this thread sucks, dont get a boner.
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Old 2002-09-29, 15:53
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I really have no idea why I'm not closing this, but I guess I'll be nice for a while...
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Old 2002-09-29, 16:16
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oh no!!! let me enjoy this little moment of glory ... my dream is to conquer the world with a thread... please!!!!!!!
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oh no!!! let me enjoy this little moment of glory ... my dream is to conquer the world with a thread... please!!!!!!!


What the fuck is this guy on? dude calm down, go drink some milk.
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Old 2002-09-30, 13:11
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hey guys, you are too serius!!!! i was just joking!!!!!!!
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Old 2002-10-01, 17:12
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