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Old 2006-08-13, 11:25
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For Sale: Two cups and a piece of string

For Sale: Two cups and a piece of string

Dear Valued Customer,

Introdcing CUP-PHONESINC. We are one of the major marketers of polystyrene cup-phones in West Africa. We are located in a dingy office in Lagos, Nigeria and like to remove unsuspecting customers of their hard earned cash.

CUP-PHONESINC is a registered company with CERIFICATE OF INCOPERATION, which anybody can obtain or even forge if they wanted to.

Serious buyers should contact Vodafone, Orange, Virgin or O2 instead of us.

SEE PRICES:

Two polystyrene cups: $17
Piece of string: $13

Thanks!

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cup-phonesinc-rip-off@hotmail.com
cup-phonesinc-rip-off-2@yahoo.com
+2348-RIP-OFF

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Old 2006-08-14, 19:09
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How the hell should shitty cellphones sale help me as a musician?
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Old 2006-08-15, 05:16
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