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Old 2002-09-11, 13:35
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It'll come from outer space

Some months ago, I read that an asteroid was on its way here, and would hit us real hard in about 17 years. That is something to worry about. But, as we all know, it won't kill all of us in just one blow. It depends very much on where it hits.
The question is: Where do YOU think it will hit?
The scientists says it will hit the pacific ocean, because it is really fuckin huge, but my guess is New York.
Everything happens in New York, it seems. Godzilla went to New York. In Independence Day they came straight to NY. In Armageddon, it started to rain hot stones from outer space in New York.
It is obvious.









PS! Do NOT connect this to 11th september 2001. That is NOT funny, and I will have none of it.
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Old 2002-09-11, 13:47
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Re: It'll come from outer space

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PS! Do NOT connect this to 11th september 2001. That is NOT funny, and I will have none of it.


Dont' worry, it won't, because anything that does will be deleted.

I thought Godzilla only attacked Japan? I never paid much attention, but the only people I ever saw run from it were orientals...

I think they just determined the Pacific through basic probabilities, and since it is largest, odds are it would hit there over anywhere else. I'd say either an ocean, or somewhere in Asia, personally, for almost the same reasons. Who knows though.
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Old 2002-09-11, 13:51
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Old 2002-09-11, 14:11
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i think its gonna hit a lost place on earth and then giant miniature space hamsters will be released from it(its not an asteroid, its an alien spaceship run by giant miniature space hamsters) and they'll all destroy the talking spagetti bowls from earth
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Old 2002-09-11, 14:47
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bush will probably prefer sending all the budget into silly stuff instead of sending it to nasa really =p
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Old 2002-09-11, 14:48
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dude, if they have a whole fuckin 17 years, they'll have more then enough time to plan a way to change the course of it....shooting a missle at it will only break it up, in which case, more peices will hit more places which will be more disaster
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Old 2002-09-11, 16:03
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Wally's right, but the newest Godzilla movie of a couple years ago took place in NY (cause it was made by Hollywood....not some japanese film company).

I haven't heard anything about this asteroid....but i also don't have the discovery channel anymore, and i cancelled my subscription to Astromnomy magazine over 2 years ago. If scientists predict it will hit the pacific, then i'm pretty sure it'll hit the pacific. In which case.....I'M SAFE!!!! w0000000!!! Well......for maybe a couple months.
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Old 2002-09-11, 16:38
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well if it hits the pacific, then it's gonna generate a huge tidal wave or tsunami, for like, whereever, i think.
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Old 2002-09-11, 17:00
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Depending on where it hits in the pacific.....it could wipe out all of the Aussies (bye fbs!!) or, most of the western coast in canada and the states. But i'm far more eastern, so i won't be affected by it.
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Old 2002-09-11, 17:10
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I'm in scotland, so its all fucking good!

Hehe, we got the Atlantic to the West, and europe to west, hehe, brilliant!
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Old 2002-09-11, 17:17
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Europe to East you mean?

Depending on the size of the comet....the outcome after it hits might be even more devastating that just the tidal wave.
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i'll prolly get it...im cool with that
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anyone seen deep impact yet?
that's a weird movie
i live in texas, so i might get wet.
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Old 2002-09-11, 22:01
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If hits the Pacific, I am dead. Whoops.

Just to put some perspective on this: - last asteroid was 200,000km from the atmosphere... and in cosmological terms that's a near miss.

I doubt we have very much to worry about.
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Old 2002-09-12, 01:38
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Every day on AOL theres a thing on the welcome screen how we're gonna die, it gets old, FUCKING MORBID AOL!

On a brighter note, memnoch, i live in scotland remember, apart from ireland, thats as far West as you can go
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Old 2002-09-12, 05:28
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I don't know shit about geography man.

All i know is europe is east from here.....and the atlantic is west of europe.
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Wally's right, but the newest Godzilla movie of a couple years ago took place in NY (cause it was made by Hollywood....not some japanese film company).

I haven't heard anything about this asteroid....but i also don't have the discovery channel anymore, and i cancelled my subscription to Astromnomy magazine over 2 years ago. If scientists predict it will hit the pacific, then i'm pretty sure it'll hit the pacific. In which case.....I'M SAFE!!!! w0000000!!! Well......for maybe a couple months.

if its hit's there, then i';m fucked. maybe vancouver island can shield it abit. ah, i'm guessing it'll hit somewhere in between the indian and pacific ocean.
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Old 2002-09-12, 12:16
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We must also bear in mind that no matter where a meteor hits, it could very well wipe us all out. Even a 6-10 mile wide one, which is considered small compared to many others, if it hits the Earth, we're all very much fucked. My astronomy/physics teacher talked to us all about it one day, but I don't feel like explaning all of what he said about it.
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Old 2002-09-12, 13:54
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i heard we're gonna launch like a missile at it , so it breaks up into smaller pieces. then we won't be so fucked.
and we have been hit by asteroids before, they just weren't so damn ass big.
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besides, even if you dont get flooded or disintegrated, theres a major chance that the dust cloud will cover most of the earth, blocking sunlight, so instead of dying right away, you'll die slowly and painfully
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