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Old 2006-08-10, 15:35
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I heard video game testing is supposed to be a horrible joke..considering all you do it find bugs in the games?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-08-10, 15:59
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Old 2006-08-10, 18:03
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hey soul you have an avatar that ain't a dude with spikes on his head! when did that happen

I work at a golf course, it's ok. I just mow around trees, bunkers and stuff all day most days with a regular mower or a weed whacker. Some days I'm just cuising around on a driving mowing machine though And I do lots of other things too, like racing in golf carts! Working outside around here can be a bitch though, lots of wind and rain and coldness. Only a few days have been real sunny and hot this summer, which sucks. I have short hair but a guy working with me has long hair and understandably no-one cares.
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Old 2006-08-10, 18:17
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Old 2006-08-10, 18:33
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I work at a catering company!

Getting looked down upon at a rich person's snooty party with pop music playing in the background as I hand out pieces of chicken has got to be the BEST JOB EVER.

yeah man sorry about that, but the chicken was pretty shitty.

I dont have a job. I do freelance art work here and there.

I really want to be a male escort. This involves obtaining a suit, DAMMIT.
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Old 2006-08-10, 19:11
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i used to work at a daycare. worked for 6 months twice. imy hairs not even that long and they made me cut it once. i got the job through my aunt. its pretty awsome if you can believe it. i would go outside and fall to sleep. if anything happens the kids would wake me up or id hear em crying.
so, i went to sleep and picked up kids and gave them to someone else. and i got 6 bucks an hour!
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Old 2006-08-10, 19:19
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i would go outside and fall to sleep. if anything happens the kids would wake me up or id hear em crying.
so, i went to sleep and picked up kids and gave them to someone else. and i got 6 bucks an hour!


Wow, how responsible...it's no wonder day cares get such a bad rep.

Stupid.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-08-10, 19:23
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Yeah, if it had been your job, BB, you could have taught them how to add, subtract, and measure the weights of their blocks on a triple beam, eh?
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Old 2006-08-10, 19:28
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Mind you some of the 'residents' have seen pics of me with long hair and the comments ranged from......'That's not you that's a beautiful woman' or 'What, you used to be a girl' and 'What's wrong with your hair?' also 'Is that how you wear your hair on a day off?' and the most alarming 'You looked hot then, I would have fucked you, but not now, with that shaved head you look like a right nutter!' (yes the patient WAS male) Oh how the winter evenings flew by at the old asylum on the hill....

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Old 2006-08-10, 19:31
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Your stories always bring a smile to my face, Mr. Fridge.

I don't have a job, I've never had one in fact. The government gives me cash every week.
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Old 2006-08-10, 22:06
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do you get welfare or sumthin? Today at work i had to wear my pony tail.I actually didnt mind it that much.I looked like the singer of Cannibal corpse when his hair is up! Im gonna wear it down everyday until tey tell me to wear it up.
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Old 2006-08-10, 22:39
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i work at a dishwashing job and an incredibly busy fancy restaurant
i also have dreads varying in length, some past the nipps, some below


the chef is a homosexual and naturally doesnt like my hair but he doesnt really care about it either, i just tie them back in a ball type deal, and fit my hairnet over it then apply bandana
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Old 2006-08-10, 23:17
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Yeah, if it had been your job, BB, you could have taught them how to add, subtract, and measure the weights of their blocks on a triple beam, eh?



...measure water with shot glasses.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-08-11, 00:24
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Wow, how responsible...it's no wonder day cares get such a bad rep.

Stupid.


I'll give day cares a bad rep

I work at the Kathmandu distribution centre.

Pretty boring, better pay than retail/customer service jobs plus, no customers to deal with!

Today my supervisor gave me a bud...

Not a bad place at all!
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Old 2006-08-11, 00:43
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Old 2006-08-11, 01:04
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Work in a deli, got long hair, refuse to wear it in a pony tail and they haven't said anything about it yet.
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Old 2006-08-11, 01:48
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Old 2006-08-11, 02:52
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Not being a dullard is a no-no for being an accountant You appear not to be one of those so break the mould and grow that hair!!


Haha, I wouldn't suit long hair!
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Old 2006-08-11, 03:34
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One day I will get out of the cycle of having a job and run my own business. I want to design and sell useless doodads and t-shirts. At work I get to design my own crap on the 1400AUD worth of software after I'm finished with all my work, I am actually seriously concidering taking some prototypes to stores and asking them whether they'd carry something like that. My boss sugested it and it won't be much of a loss if I fail.
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Old 2006-08-11, 04:56
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long hair dont mean shit in Rhode Island, we have the most slack sanatation laws in the country.


i wish i could be like a scrapherder, i wish the US was more fucked up, like almost post-apocalyptic. go out into wasted zones and find what there can be of use. hang out in junkyards and shit, carry a big knife

real work sucks, unless you are the boss.

my last job was the closest thing to a real job, i got outmanuevered by a crybaby co-worker on all shipping duties, i was isolated into all the stocking work. this was after an agreement with the bossman about us two sharing all duties equally.

i hate people too much to work in retail/customer service/a cash register at a food joint.

last restaurant job i had id watch people go ape shit in the lobby and fight, eventually under the stress of being both hated and under obligation to serve assholes, i cracked told some dude to fuck himself on the phone and nearly got my ass kicked in the lobby. i stood firm and told the fucker i wont be swayed by intimidation and the manger present can fire my ass then and there. quit the next day. i just been serving rotting chicken due to some dipshit overlooked the food rotation. the chicken that guy ate was a possible lawsuit anyway.

couple months later the joint closes down, a year later the owner is arrested in a gambling ring with ties to the mafia. fuck that guy. hes probably in fedral prison right now
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