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Ideas for morbid stage props
ok so my old (and pretty terrible) band is having a reunion show
and we want to fully pimp the venue with a bunch of freaky shit,
obvioulsy we know the basics, inverted crosses, skeletons blah blah
but i want to know if anyone has any sick ideas for stage props, theactrics whatever
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so i guess its kinda nice for leads but i thought it sucked ass for soloing
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2006-08-03, 23:22
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A bloody chick in hotpants and long bitch boots headbanging and thrashing around on stage.
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2006-08-03, 23:24
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we already thought of having a caged girl dancing, but i dunno haha
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so i guess its kinda nice for leads but i thought it sucked ass for soloing
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2006-08-03, 23:35
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2006-08-04, 00:10
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Get little kid's baby dolls and hardcore sever them and cover them in fake blood. And wrap them in razor wire ect ect
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2006-08-04, 01:06
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At my band's old show once, one of the drummers(there was 2) played a short solo with celery sticks and we bought a sack of potatoes and threw them at the audience.. TH3Y L0V3D I+.
Your band could all take a shit in a large bowl and put it in the front of the stage...then eat it at the end of the show.
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2006-08-04, 03:48
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You should have dolls of babies hanging from the ceiling. Or use real ones?
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You should have dolls of babies hanging from the ceiling. Or use real ones?
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2006-08-04, 06:16
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2006-08-04, 10:01
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Well, if anyone in your band has long hair and substantial facial hair (i.e. looking like jesus), make him wear a white cloak with a black inverted cross spraypainted on it and have him thrash about wildly.
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I was thinking more like a bag od fake fingers and toes to throw out in the audience. You dont want to get sued breaking someone's nose with a potato. Tomatoes would work but they're messy. Do something more creative than the old cliche stuff. Super soakers with washable red dye in them to spray at the audience. Old dry chicken bones or something.
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2006-08-04, 11:52
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Well, if anyone in your band has long hair and substantial facial hair (i.e. looking like jesus), make him wear a white cloak with a black inverted cross spraypainted on it and have him thrash about wildly.
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lol i actually know a guy who looks alot like jesus, but i dont think hed be too down withthat idea haha
keep the ideas coming people
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so i guess its kinda nice for leads but i thought it sucked ass for soloing
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2006-08-04, 13:11
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you should have 2 dirty ass sluts come out and both deepthroat a double sided dildo until they kiss like "lady and the tramp"
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2006-08-04, 13:32
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If you are short a member and need a temp replacement then find the most suicidal person possible. Have them wait until the night of the show and let them do their thing with a razor while performing on stage and the rest of you just keep going like its a normal thing at your shows. Instant real corpse stage prop. Then you find another member for the next show.
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2006-08-04, 13:40
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you should have 2 dirty ass sluts come out and both deepthroat a double sided dildo until they kiss like "lady and the tramp"
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2006-08-04, 15:58
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If you are short a member and need a temp replacement then find the most suicidal person possible. Have them wait until the night of the show and let them do their thing with a razor while performing on stage and the rest of you just keep going like its a normal thing at your shows. Instant real corpse stage prop. Then you find another member for the next show.
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2006-08-04, 16:18
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Didn't some band in Florida or something say they were gonna do that a couple years ago?
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2006-08-04, 16:28
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I think I heard about that too.....haha, but saying it has about .1% of the legal implications and bullshit that would arise from actually doing it.....still kinda tempting though! 
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2006-08-04, 16:55
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It would be a hell of a gig. Maybe everyone thinks its fake? Until the show is over and all the band but the suicider exits the stage. Then its like, "OMFG! It was real. 
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