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Old 2002-09-08, 18:48
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A File Of Strange Shit

I see so much weird shit on the net I have to start sharing it with you all:-

"SEX TRICK WITH EEL BACKFIRES

A MIDDLE-AGED man in Hongkong allowed a live eel into his anus last year, believing it could bring sexual pleasure but it gnawed a hole in his stomach instead.

According to the Ming Pao Daily News, doctors later removed the dead eel from the man's intestine and saved his life."

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Old 2002-09-08, 18:58
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Hmmm.Maybe not so wierd but very entertaining,www.mulletsgalore.com
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Old 2002-09-09, 05:44
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Well at www.rotten.com i found pics of a kid who got his hand fucked up in a meat grinder.

It was a manual one too.....so, wouldn't he just stop turning when his first finger got fucked?? Anyways.....check it out if you want, but i caution you that if you have a weak stomach for guts, don't go anywhere near that site. (not joking)

There's also another pic on that site where a man attempted suicide but failed.....looking at the pic, it seems he tried blowing his face off (which worked) with a gun, but lived through it. You can actually see a tube going down his throat for air (meaning he's alive) but everything.....his mouth, nose and both eyes are completely gone from his face. It's VERY disturbing......wouldn't they just kill him?? What are they gonna do, have donor faces attached to his skull??

Yeah.....pretty fucking sick shit. Once again.....don't go there if things like blood bothers you....especially the blown off face guy. Just knowing he's alive makes it all worse.
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Ah what the fuck...here's the damn picture.


CAUTION!!! VIEW AT OWN RISK!!!!
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Old 2002-09-09, 06:53
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Old 2002-09-11, 22:04
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I deleted all your shit.

DON'T FUCK UP THREADS.

If you want to be a sad pathetic collection of fuckwits, do it in your own thread. This thread is for posting strange, funny and disgusting websites.
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Old 2002-09-12, 01:52
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This might creep some people out, its DEADS suicide photo (mayhem) which euronymous took after discovering his body.
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Old 2002-09-15, 00:33
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Old 2002-09-15, 00:35
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i got instantly reminded of our drunken yeti god when i first saw that comic. probably 'cause the flower is angry and is named bob.
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Old 2002-09-15, 20:07
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Yeah, that reminds me of me, too. 'Cept I'm not a flower.
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Old 2002-09-15, 21:25
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yeah, you are a pansy....(haha, get it, a pansy is a flower, aha.....hah....ha.....ha...... )
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So that makes you a pile of shit, eh brown man?
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Old 2002-09-15, 21:40
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haw??

oh, if you put a whole bunch of ketchup on me and some large fries next to me, i'll look exactly like that "POMMES CURRYWURST MAYO!!!" that MetalPoldi uploaded in "Favourate junk food"
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So that makes you a pile of shit, eh brown man?

Ouch
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Cease ruining my thread, gibbering monkey people.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/...ts-rights_x.htm

VERY INTERESTING ARTICLE ABOUT MUSIC INDUSTRY. READ.
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Old 2002-09-18, 11:18
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so this mean the industry is gonna shape up and put out some good muzac then?
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This really isn't disturbing .. but pretty damn funny IMO.. it's flash.. check it out..

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=64249
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Well at www.rotten.com i found pics of a kid who got his hand fucked up in a meat grinder.

It was a manual one too.....so, wouldn't he just stop turning when his first finger got fucked?? Anyways.....check it out if you want, but i caution you that if you have a weak stomach for guts, don't go anywhere near that site. (not joking)

There's also another pic on that site where a man attempted suicide but failed.....looking at the pic, it seems he tried blowing his face off (which worked) with a gun, but lived through it. You can actually see a tube going down his throat for air (meaning he's alive) but everything.....his mouth, nose and both eyes are completely gone from his face. It's VERY disturbing......wouldn't they just kill him?? What are they gonna do, have donor faces attached to his skull??

Yeah.....pretty fucking sick shit. Once again.....don't go there if things like blood bothers you....especially the blown off face guy. Just knowing he's alive makes it all worse.


I just checked out rotten.com.
A bloody great site dude!!!
If you haven't seen it... I can recommend it!!!!

Pictures shown can be harmful to sensitive viewers :lol: :lol:, but for the rest: HAVE FUN
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