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FTT #11: Ate
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Catherine was an anorexic, but her boyfriend
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ate(heehee). he ate...
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2002-09-07, 19:41
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tacos with diet pills hidden inside. Someone had tried to poison Sakwak (catherine's boyfriend), but who? thought Sakwak
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2002-09-07, 23:14
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....maybe his jealous best friend who had gone out of his way to
make the tacos for him, or maybe his mother, for not
taking out the trash. so he went to investigate,......after
he finished off the tacos
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2002-09-07, 23:47
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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He took his ice pick (good for picking out nerves from under people's eyes) and a very large stick (gentle persuasion) and went to look for the perpatrator.
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2002-09-08, 01:12
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he started off into the night, walking down the back alley, when he came across
a big mean dog, he kicked it a couple of times and ran, because he's afraid of dogs.
but this dog chased him.......
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-09-08, 01:45
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caught up with him, and said, "my goodness! all i ask for is directions to the art museum, and you kick me?? what's the deal, yo?"
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2002-09-08, 02:56
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and he said" i have one word for you........ ate". To that he replied...
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2002-09-08, 03:29
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"ooookayy..........nine....what's your point?" said the dog
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2002-09-08, 08:46
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..My point is...im hungry, so i need FOOD! SOMETHING IM MY BELLY BITCH!..like you little doggy!!..so he then..
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2002-09-08, 09:21
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Travelled to the 4th dimension.
Looking at Maw's dead body, he thought to himself "what an ugly ol hag"....then he returned to our world.
Upon doing so, he noticed the bat-signal in the sky.....this could only mean one thing....
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2002-09-08, 10:39
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danananananana BATMAN!!...*ahem*..yes thats right it was batman...his reaction to this was...FOOD!! FOOD!!....
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2002-09-08, 12:01
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so he got his fathers shotgun and tried to shoot down that terrible bat, not knowing that he was batman...
batman got pissed off and hogtied Sakwak...
now he was left alone in the middle of nowhere
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2002-09-08, 16:32
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and he still didn't know who poisoned his tacos.
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2002-09-08, 19:47
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..suddenly batman heard this ''chug chug BANG! chug chug BANG!'' it was robin! on a fucked up 1986 moped! yeah!!...batman greeted robin by..
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Giving him a beetroot...
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2002-09-08, 21:59
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which he ate, then robin...
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2002-09-09, 06:41
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Gave batman a wheelchair and said "sit oldtimer, let i do the work instead of you, you feeble old cabbage"
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..Batman was very offended by this and slapped robin..not knowing that robin had a..
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2002-09-10, 02:19
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2002-09-10, 02:24
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so robin hit him, again and agian
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2002-09-10, 15:52
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until he beat batman to death. robin untied Sakwak. Sakwak said, "thanks, dog! but can you help me find the mystery of who poisoned my taco with diet pills?"
robin said, "  it's probably your girlfriend, Catherine, the anorexic."
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and robin said,"well i don't know everything, you moron,"go bitch her out,"
and maybe she'll crack
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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"alright"
so Sakwak went to catherine's house and caught her pukin' in the toilet (she was bulimic too) and said, "hey catherine, did you put diet pills in my taco"
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2002-09-10, 17:27
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..She looked up and spluttered ''dont mention taco's'' ARGH!!!  ..
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2002-09-10, 18:07
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"when i was a kid, my mommy shoved tacos down my throat" she said. i'm scared, but i still ATE.
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2002-09-10, 18:29
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*There the punchline weijia!''
....and no i didnt poison your tac...ARGH!!! ..just go , GO!
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sakwak, "then who did? and why diet pills? i need to get to the bottom of this" that's when Catherine.......
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2002-09-10, 19:20
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all over sakwak's face
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-09-10, 19:23
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and then turned into a  bat and flew into the night out the window,
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ATE, oh no!!! i cant seem to stop, it must be a disease caused by a lack of hydro-solluble vitamins that i could have gotten if my mommy didnt make me eat the..
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2002-09-11, 00:08
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onions with a side of haggis
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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..ahhhh haggis!....
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and after eating all that haggis. he continued his search to find the poisoner, he bitched his mom out, she said, "
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2002-09-12, 00:14
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eat me, you retard, of course i did it! 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-09-12, 02:09
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"but why, mother dear?" said Sakwak.
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"Ate" she said, then she ate some pills herself, and collapsed on the ground. sakwak screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and...
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2002-09-12, 20:09
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also ate some pills
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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so he would be all hyper as fuck so he could take his mom to the hospital. which he did.
at the hospital bed, he said, "mother dear, what did you mean before when you said, 'Ate'"
she said, "oh , what i meant by that was, ....."
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2002-09-12, 23:57
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i made those tacos for me, and you ate them.
those were mine, you stupid boy.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-09-13, 00:04
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sakwak said, "oh......  " |
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and started to walk away. but his mother was pissed and started after him.
she said, boy, i'll be onto you like white on rice, ....except that mexican style,mmmm.
with that, she started to dream about rice, so sakwak got away...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-09-13, 00:18
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then he came back and said , "why?"
she replied, "'cause i'm a drug addict  weehaw! "
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and he got the last word in, because he's an immature guy.
he said,"and that's my cue, to exit  ."
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-09-13, 02:54
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