2002-09-07, 14:38
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FTT #11: Ate
*remember peeps, use your imagination, wit, and intellect( if you have any, that is): no lame immature jokes*
Catherine was an anorexic, but her boyfriend
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2002-09-07, 14:39
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ate(heehee). he ate...
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2002-09-07, 14:41
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tacos with diet pills hidden inside. Someone had tried to poison Sakwak (catherine's boyfriend), but who? thought Sakwak
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2002-09-07, 18:14
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I am a tax on the world..
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....maybe his jealous best friend who had gone out of his way to
make the tacos for him, or maybe his mother, for not
taking out the trash. so he went to investigate,......after
he finished off the tacos
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2002-09-07, 18:47
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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He took his ice pick (good for picking out nerves from under people's eyes) and a very large stick (gentle persuasion) and went to look for the perpatrator.
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2002-09-07, 20:12
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I am a tax on the world..
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he started off into the night, walking down the back alley, when he came across
a big mean dog, he kicked it a couple of times and ran, because he's afraid of dogs.
but this dog chased him.......
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-09-07, 20:45
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caught up with him, and said, "my goodness! all i ask for is directions to the art museum, and you kick me?? what's the deal, yo?"
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2002-09-07, 21:56
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and he said" i have one word for you........ ate". To that he replied...
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2002-09-07, 22:29
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"ooookayy..........nine....what's your point?" said the dog
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2002-09-08, 03:46
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..My point is...im hungry, so i need FOOD! SOMETHING IM MY BELLY BITCH!..like you little doggy!!..so he then..
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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2002-09-08, 04:21
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Travelled to the 4th dimension.
Looking at Maw's dead body, he thought to himself "what an ugly ol hag"....then he returned to our world.
Upon doing so, he noticed the bat-signal in the sky.....this could only mean one thing....
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Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
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Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-09-08, 05:39
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danananananana BATMAN!!...*ahem*..yes thats right it was batman...his reaction to this was...FOOD!! FOOD!!....
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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2002-09-08, 07:01
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so he got his fathers shotgun and tried to shoot down that terrible bat, not knowing that he was batman...
batman got pissed off and hogtied Sakwak...
now he was left alone in the middle of nowhere
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2002-09-08, 11:32
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and he still didn't know who poisoned his tacos.
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2002-09-08, 14:47
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..suddenly batman heard this ''chug chug BANG! chug chug BANG!'' it was robin! on a fucked up 1986 moped! yeah!!...batman greeted robin by..
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2002-09-08, 16:37
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Giving him a beetroot...
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2002-09-08, 16:59
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which he ate, then robin...
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2002-09-09, 01:41
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Gave batman a wheelchair and said "sit oldtimer, let i do the work instead of you, you feeble old cabbage"
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2002-09-09, 12:34
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..Batman was very offended by this and slapped robin..not knowing that robin had a..
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2002-09-09, 21:19
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