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Old 2002-09-07, 14:38
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FTT #11: Ate

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Old 2002-09-07, 14:39
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ate(heehee). he ate...
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Old 2002-09-07, 14:41
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tacos with diet pills hidden inside. Someone had tried to poison Sakwak (catherine's boyfriend), but who? thought Sakwak
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Old 2002-09-07, 18:14
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....maybe his jealous best friend who had gone out of his way to
make the tacos for him, or maybe his mother, for not
taking out the trash. so he went to investigate,......after
he finished off the tacos
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Old 2002-09-07, 18:47
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He took his ice pick (good for picking out nerves from under people's eyes) and a very large stick (gentle persuasion) and went to look for the perpatrator.
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Old 2002-09-07, 20:12
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he started off into the night, walking down the back alley, when he came across
a big mean dog, he kicked it a couple of times and ran, because he's afraid of dogs.
but this dog chased him.......
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Old 2002-09-07, 20:45
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caught up with him, and said, "my goodness! all i ask for is directions to the art museum, and you kick me?? what's the deal, yo?"
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Old 2002-09-07, 21:56
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and he said" i have one word for you........ ate". To that he replied...
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Old 2002-09-07, 22:29
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"ooookayy..........nine....what's your point?" said the dog
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Old 2002-09-08, 03:46
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..My point is...im hungry, so i need FOOD! SOMETHING IM MY BELLY BITCH!..like you little doggy!!..so he then..
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Old 2002-09-08, 04:21
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Travelled to the 4th dimension.

Looking at Maw's dead body, he thought to himself "what an ugly ol hag"....then he returned to our world.

Upon doing so, he noticed the bat-signal in the sky.....this could only mean one thing....
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Old 2002-09-08, 05:39
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danananananana BATMAN!!...*ahem*..yes thats right it was batman...his reaction to this was...FOOD!! FOOD!!....
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Old 2002-09-08, 07:01
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so he got his fathers shotgun and tried to shoot down that terrible bat, not knowing that he was batman...

batman got pissed off and hogtied Sakwak...

now he was left alone in the middle of nowhere
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Old 2002-09-08, 11:32
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and he still didn't know who poisoned his tacos.
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Old 2002-09-08, 14:47
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..suddenly batman heard this ''chug chug BANG! chug chug BANG!'' it was robin! on a fucked up 1986 moped! yeah!!...batman greeted robin by..
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Old 2002-09-08, 16:37
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Giving him a beetroot...
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Old 2002-09-08, 16:59
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which he ate, then robin...
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Old 2002-09-09, 01:41
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Gave batman a wheelchair and said "sit oldtimer, let i do the work instead of you, you feeble old cabbage"
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Old 2002-09-09, 12:34
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..Batman was very offended by this and slapped robin..not knowing that robin had a..
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Old 2002-09-09, 21:19
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