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Old 2002-09-03, 04:42
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FTT #10 - Gristle Clog in the Ham Juicer

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"When the world was young, and still being formed, a force began to gather in the atmosphere. A collection of amino acids, drawn together in a hypercharged vortex from component molecules spontaneously evolved cellular life... and something else.

Extracellular beings were born approximately 550 million years before the rise of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. Their evolutionary rate is currently caluculated as 2^8 times that of cellular life. Even the method of their nature and reproduction is yet to be quantified or understood, but nonetheless... this is their story..."
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Old 2002-09-03, 11:41
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(southern accent) "hey maw, when we gonn' catch dem dinosaurs" said Sugahpie.
Maw said , "just a sec, sugahpie, we gots to get my harpoon".
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Old 2002-09-03, 12:31
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so they went out to get the 'harpoon' and they fucked off to get dem dinosaurs
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Old 2002-09-03, 14:57
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but the ugly duckling son wanted to stay home to play on the intanet, because he was northern, he said, i want some pop,..before you go, ayeee
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Old 2002-09-03, 17:12
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but the ma pulled out her shotgen and emmed it at his 'ed and said....
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Old 2002-09-03, 17:19
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"Look out behind you! A space-time tear is opening behind you Sugahpie, and a hyper-dimensional being is crossing over from it's realm into ours!!!"

As the being entered, all maw and Sugahpie could see was a huge mass that is constantly changing shapes and sizes. This "form" of many spheres, expanding and contracting with every movement, started advancing on the two southerners.

Then all of a sudden, one mass from it's body swung out and grabbed little maw, and she vanished along with the creature. Little did she and Sugahpie know, maw had just been taken through the "fourth dimension".

"Where could she have gone?" sugahpie cried as he looked at all the locked and closed doors of the house. Ah but his frail little mind could not comprehend what had just happened before his very eyes.

Fearing he had lost his maw, maw forever...he cried out....
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Old 2002-09-03, 19:16
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-09-03, 19:18
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Old 2002-09-03, 19:21
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went to get a magnifying glass, so he could look cool when
he tries to figure out this unsolved mystery
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-09-03, 19:24
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he also donned a sporting doorag, and then he proceeded to
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Old 2002-09-03, 19:26
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the bathroom, to use it as toilet paper
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-09-03, 19:47
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Angry what the fuck is wrong with doorags?!?

after that, he planned to devise a plan with his associates:
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Old 2002-09-03, 21:16
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#600!!

which was to buy more toilet paper
































and also...
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Old 2002-09-03, 21:30
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to somehow get deposited in a continuous, straight-line plot without side tracks whenever someone wants to post but has nothing to add to the storyline.

Sugahpie hoped to accomplish this by a trip to the bookstore, so he 'learns himself up and be real smart.' However, before he could do this, he had to learn the finer aspects of reading. Two months of hooked on phonics later, he felt he was ready for the journey to the bookstore. This was tragically far far away from his home, and, this being well before the invention of any forms of transport, he had to walk the thirty days and thirty nights to the local bookstore.

Once he had braved the perils of the road to Barnes and Noble, Sugahpie was horrified to find out that, at this point in time, he was the only guy around who could read, and all there was to find here was a cafe and a fuckload of empty shelves.

He ordered himself a mocah latte, sat down at a table near the window, looked at the empty parking lot, and decided to...
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Old 2002-09-03, 21:41
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eat (haha, suck a dick weijia!!! )
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Old 2002-09-03, 21:42
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and call his buddies to devise a plan (to get back Maw). he called
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Old 2002-09-03, 22:20
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A.T.E. (take that apu(atif)!!!!)
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Old 2002-09-03, 22:34
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A.T.E said, "ok i see your problem, sugahpie, i think i can help you. all we gotta do now is build a spaceship to try to find and retrieve your Maw. isn't it coincidental how this situation is just like in the movie 'Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius'?"

Sugahpie: "no"

A.T.E. said, "well anyway,...."
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Old 2002-09-04, 12:37
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''....lets build this space ship, it'll only take us....''
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Old 2002-09-04, 15:12
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is to keep your hair from getting all
screwed up when you sleep, after you
put hair gunk in it,
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