I'll insert a plea for at least the briefest thread of sanity here, and no random turd and fuck comments from people with barren imaginations.


"When the world was young, and still being formed, a force began to gather in the atmosphere. A collection of amino acids, drawn together in a hypercharged vortex from component molecules spontaneously evolved cellular life... and something else.

Extracellular beings were born approximately 550 million years before the rise of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. Their evolutionary rate is currently caluculated as 2^8 times that of cellular life. Even the method of their nature and reproduction is yet to be quantified or understood, but nonetheless... this is their story..."

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(southern accent) "hey maw, when we gonn' catch dem dinosaurs" said Sugahpie.
Maw said , "just a sec, sugahpie, we gots to get my harpoon".

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so they went out to get the 'harpoon' and they fucked off to get dem dinosaurs

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but the ugly duckling son wanted to stay home to play on the intanet, because he was northern, he said, i want some pop,..before you go, ayeee

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but the ma pulled out her shotgen and emmed it at his 'ed and said....

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"Look out behind you! A space-time tear is opening behind you Sugahpie, and a hyper-dimensional being is crossing over from it's realm into ours!!!"

As the being entered, all maw and Sugahpie could see was a huge mass that is constantly changing shapes and sizes. This "form" of many spheres, expanding and contracting with every movement, started advancing on the two southerners.

Then all of a sudden, one mass from it's body swung out and grabbed little maw, and she vanished along with the creature. Little did she and Sugahpie know, maw had just been taken through the "fourth dimension".

"Where could she have gone?" sugahpie cried as he looked at all the locked and closed doors of the house. Ah but his frail little mind could not comprehend what had just happened before his very eyes.

Fearing he had lost his maw, maw forever...he cried out....

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like a schoolgirl

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"oh snap!" and

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went to get a magnifying glass, so he could look cool when
he tries to figure out this unsolved mystery

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he also donned a sporting doorag, and then he proceeded to

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the bathroom, to use it as toilet paper

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after that, he planned to devise a plan with his associates:

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which was to buy more toilet paper
































and also...

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to somehow get deposited in a continuous, straight-line plot without side tracks whenever someone wants to post but has nothing to add to the storyline.

Sugahpie hoped to accomplish this by a trip to the bookstore, so he 'learns himself up and be real smart.' However, before he could do this, he had to learn the finer aspects of reading. Two months of hooked on phonics later, he felt he was ready for the journey to the bookstore. This was tragically far far away from his home, and, this being well before the invention of any forms of transport, he had to walk the thirty days and thirty nights to the local bookstore.

Once he had braved the perils of the road to Barnes and Noble, Sugahpie was horrified to find out that, at this point in time, he was the only guy around who could read, and all there was to find here was a cafe and a fuckload of empty shelves.

He ordered himself a mocah latte, sat down at a table near the window, looked at the empty parking lot, and decided to...

eat (haha, suck a dick weijia!!! )

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and call his buddies to devise a plan (to get back Maw). he called

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A.T.E. (take that apu(atif)!!!!)

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A.T.E said, "ok i see your problem, sugahpie, i think i can help you. all we gotta do now is build a spaceship to try to find and retrieve your Maw. isn't it coincidental how this situation is just like in the movie 'Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius'?"

Sugahpie: "no"

A.T.E. said, "well anyway,...."

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''....lets build this space ship, it'll only take us....''

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6 weeks!!??


@atif-
i hate it when some black guy
wears a doorag in school as just
a fasion statement. i'v known some
black dudes, and the only point of it
is to keep your hair from getting all
screwed up when you sleep, after you
put hair gunk in it,

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