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Old 2006-06-15, 10:22
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Old 2006-06-15, 15:45
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So one day they decided to open up Mozart's grave, and they found him sitting in there with a pile of sheet music and an eraser, erasing all of his music. They asked him "what are you doing?" and Mozart replied "I'm decomposing" ....
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Old 2006-06-15, 16:01
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Old 2006-06-16, 10:38
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Thats really funny haha. Too true.. too true

you guys suck

i can read sheet music for guitar its just how should i put this.... A BITCH
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Old 2006-06-16, 13:56
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Holy shit PST needs to edit that post by Problematic....
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Old 2007-04-10, 19:16
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How to you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?
Put sheet music in front of him.

How do you get him to turn it down more?
Put notes on it.

How do you get two guitar players to play counterpoint?
Have them sight read the sheet music.
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Old 2007-04-25, 12:18
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So one day they decided to open up Mozart's grave, and they found him sitting in there with a pile of sheet music and an eraser, erasing all of his music. They asked him "what are you doing?" and Mozart replied "I'm decomposing" ....

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Old 2007-04-25, 12:40
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How to you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?
Put sheet music in front of him.

How do you get him to turn it down more?
Put notes on it.

How do you get two guitar players to play counterpoint?
Have them sight read the sheet music.


Ahhhh great joke to follow the counterpoint thread
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Old 2007-04-25, 19:25
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Awwwww, der der lil DiSs3cTi0n lolz.

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Awwwwww feel better honey?

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Old 2007-05-02, 13:49
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This isn't really a joke, but my mate Keith once got out of maths because he said he had anacrusis in his fingers.
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This isn't really a joke, but my mate Keith once got out of maths because he said he had anacrusis in his fingers.


metal... I'm gonna try that sometime


but anyway, I'm a guitarist and I can read sheet music... but I'm also a pianist, saxophonist, and zylaphonist also ha
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theory jokes

WOW!! Lol
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WOW!! Lol

These are funny jokes.
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