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Old 2002-08-30, 15:17
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Dumbest Instrument?

i just wanna know what everyone thinks is the dumbest instrument........

i pick the tamborine a.k.a. The Instrument of the Talentless
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Old 2002-08-30, 15:23
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Old 2002-08-30, 15:28
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Old 2002-08-30, 15:38
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Ok, now I have this crazy idea. Now, close your eyes!.... Okay, open em!

Uh, it's a kazoo... I dont get it, do you want me to stick it in your...? I mean, what d'you wanna do with it?

No. Look, there's MTV, let's play along! Doo de doo de doo!

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Old 2002-08-30, 16:06
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how about the jug?

you take:
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that equals a redneck 3 piece band
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Old 2002-08-30, 17:25
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I actually really hate keyboards. I also despise the term "keys"...as in "who plays they keys??"
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Old 2002-08-30, 18:51
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I hate newbie violinists... they just... squeak.
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but thats the player not the instrument
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comb and paper, a didgereedoo...actually no there cool, a triangle..hehe
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yeah triangles suck...... they are the standard instrument of dumb people. ehe..
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I actually really hate keyboards. I also despise the term "keys"...as in "who plays they keys??"


i play the keys! the keys rule man! i can key out some great keying action with my keys!!
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i play the keys! the keys rule man! i can key out some great keying action with my keys!!


I played the piano. I liked playing the piano, and i will most likely return to that soon enough because it is fun.

"Keys" are electronic pieces of garbage that try to reproduce a beautiful sound. I hate it.
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I played the piano. I liked playing the piano, and i will most likely return to that soon enough because it is fun.

"Keys" are electronic pieces of garbage that try to reproduce a beautiful sound. I hate it.


yes but they can also make hundreds of other sounds........im actually considering giving up guitar and bass guitar so i can just concentrate on the keys only....
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I don't care about the hundred other sounds......they're all electronic and computerized garbage.....might as well take out your drum machine and turn tables and call it a rap-fest.
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I don't care about the hundred other sounds......they're all electronic and computerized garbage.....might as well take out your drum machine and turn tables and call it a rap-fest.


yeah, and hire a rapper called "Nuff Said" and you're set
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dumbest instrument is the triangle... by fucking far its the the triangle... i also dislike the tuba....
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